Hesays: ''When I was 8, I switchedthetagsonmyChristmaspresentswithmycousin's Christmaspresents. I got a SuperNintendo, hegot a jumpropeandsomeUnocards.
Notbad.
I loveUno.
Thisone's from @derekthinks.
Hesays:''Everywiter I wrap a fewemptyboxesandoutthemundertheChristmastreenexttotherealpresents. Then, ifoneofmykidsiseverreallynaughty, I'lltossoneinthefire''.
Wow! Thatis -- -Wow!
Thatisawesome. Thatisprettygreat, man.
Oh, mygosh. That's --.
He's evil.
That's prettygrinchy. That's good.
Thisone's from @v-i-price. Hesays: ''Onceforanoffice-wideSecretSanta, I cheated, pickedmyname, andthenboughtmyselfawesomegiftswhileactingcompletelysurprisedeverytime.''
"A jumpropeand a packofUno."
Thisone's from @JillsNPotions. Shesays: ''Myyoungerbrotherwasannoyingmeso I wrotehim a letterfrom ''Santa'' sayinghe'd beunabletovisitourhousethatyearduetoprior '' Yuletideengagements. ''
Thislastonehereisfrom @Maureenlast. Shesays: ''Oneofmykidscomebeggingfor a biteofmyfood, but I'm notinthemoodtoshare, I say, ''sorrykids, butthishasalcoholonit, anditworkseverytime.''