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It's time to check out some time-honored classic cartoons...
Remade into DISASTROUS train wrecks!
When a cartoon gets remade, for SOME reason, it is standard practice to put it into the hands of people with...
ABSOLUTELY no interest in the original cartoon!
Even to the point where the new team won't watch a single episode of the original show!
Hell, sometimes the teams outright hate the source material and do everything they can...
to SABOTAGE the original creators, devastating fans in their wake!
These reboots range from cheap CG load-budget snore fests...
to frightfully bad remakes that outright insult the viewers!
Often being made purely to capitalize on a otherwise good franchise.
So let's check out the Top 10 WORST Cartoon Reboots.
And as always, if you do like these cartoons, that's great!
It's just my silly personal opinion.
And I'm glad you can enjoy these remakes when I can't.
Anyway, onto the countdown!
Number 10...
(Lousy intro)
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHH!!!! (Computer explodes.)
Quack Pack (1996)
The ultimate 90's teen corporate pandering machine!
Huey, Dewey and Louie have gone from charming and mischievous woodchucks to...
just the most outright UGLY representations of the 90's ever put to paper!
(Show) Huey: Someone's been reading self help books again.
(Show) Dewey: Pitiful.
These three are like Johnny Test on steroids.
Every mannerism, every single word they speak...
is a sad cringeworthy attempt to appeal to the 90s kids.
But to its credit, I actually liked all the adults.
Donald is among my favorite cartoon characters and he's just his charming self throughout the whole series.
And Daisy has never been such an interesting, well-developed character.
It was a shame that all these adults characters were constantly overshadowed, by our LOUD, COOL main characters.
Because, that's all 90's kids wanted, wasn't it?
To be narly and rad!
The first episode is about how the boys can avoid cleaning their room!
Quack Pack is so pandering that it makes my face hurt!
I honestly much rather watch Donald Duck for 20 minutes...
than watch these 90's teen sitcom rejects play: who's got the ugliest haircut?
And coming in at Number 9...
Powepuff Girls 2016
Let's start with the elephant in the room because honestly it's not the absolute worst
but I can't think of a reboot that disappointed so many fans of the original series
more than Powerpuff Girls 2016
The main problem I personally found with the cartoon was that it focuses on the three main characters
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup who are the least
interesting part of the original cartoon
I've watched the original cartoon for characters like
The Major
Mojojojo
Him
Fuzzy Lumpkins
and how they worked off the main characters
Many of the episodes seemed like a befuddled mess with no real structure or story
often seeming like a random series of jokes and memes
(Show) Bubbles: OMG! Yasssss!
With Mojojojo occasionally popping up with some strange emasculating costume
There just isn't the multi-layered jokes and adult appeal the original had
And that's dissapointing
What made the original Powerpuff Girls great was the insightful commentaries
The quick, dark but clever humor
unforgettable side characters and villains
and even if you didn't mind them focusing on the girls
to me they almost feel identical
By episode 10, Bubbles feels like an almost exact replica of Starfire from Teen Titans GO!
Powerpuff Girls is at number 9 because it's certaintly not the worst
but in my opinion Powerpuff Girls 2016 does not do the original cartoon credits
And coming in the number 8...
EXTREME Ghostbusters! (1997)
AKA: Ghostbusters DAAAARK!
you can tell it's good because it's EXTREME!
instead of getting the original cast like in the real ghostbusters
this time we get a bunch of hip college kids who are so NARLY that they make me want to burn my local college down
(show) Garrett: Real slick, bro
Who needs those old geezer original ghostbusters
when we have hip cool college kids
because you know, if there's one thing we know
it's that no one misses the original ghostbusters
Pfft, who needs them
I don't mind the cartoon trying to change up the cast a bit
but they have to make the main characters such raging scumbags?
(show) Back off, Eduardo! Eduardo: Why? She's legal
the only voice acting on light was Egon voiced by Maurice LaMarche
voice of Brain
and once again the ever lovely Kath Soucie voicing Kylie
but aside from that, Extreme Ghostbusters is just another shameless
attempt to once again cash in on the ghostbusters franchise
and the number 7. . .
The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993)
I may have adored Sonic growing up
but damn, this show is just a nonsensical insane garbage heap!!
The animation is the laziest DIC Animation has ever done
and that's against some stiff competition for DIC
and the stories are all completely irrational and insane
the challenging part of this cartoon is spotting a character who's not so stupid
that it can passes the village idiots
how did we go from this...
to this...
where's the relation between the two
both have something that resembles a blue hedgehog
(Show) Sonic: I'm waiting!
some people say that ''Sonic Underground'' is worse
but at least that had an original story and concept
and variety in their cast
and acceptable animation
I may have loved this cartoon growing up
but ''The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog''' started off bad
got worse around the middle
and the less said about the end, the better
number 6...
Loonatics Unleashed (2007)
In the year of 2772 in the DARK bleak space future of Acmetropolis
Acmetropolis? Really? Ugh
Anyway
The Looney Tunes are struck by a comet
turning them into EXTREME
super ninja cyber-pirate space heroes
I don't know what to make of this
it's like some strange fever Looney Tunes nightmare
it's Looney Tunes except it's not at all funny
because why would you want to make the Looney Tunes funny?
(show) Ace: Well, at least it's better than what she used to call you
I'm gonna call it right now and say
these Looney Tunes are lame
and that's coming from someone who
spends his friday nights watching ''Let's play '' of 80's - RPG's
and there's little else to say about Loonatics Unleashed
it takes itself far too seriosly
the stories are so clichéd post-apocalyptic setting
that the 20 minutes for these episodes just drags on!
the dialogue is as bland as tofu
and the action scenes were just filled with these tormenting seizure-inducing flashes
over and over
honestly the only thing I like about this lousy cartoon remix
is that they kept Robert Paulsen in a job for over two decades
and he deserves it
but this cartoon does not
and the fifth worse cartoon remake is...
The Garfield Show (2008)
I'd loved Garfield growing up
and used to repeatedly watch Garfield's specials from the video store every week
but how did they manage to bunch up Jim Davis's simple lovable monday-hating lazy boy this bad
the ugly CG on ''Garfield Show'' reminds me of
''Fanboy and Chum Chum''
cheap, lazy and obnoxiously kid-friendly
sometimes Garfield will randomly go cross-eyed
no particular reason, just because the Korean sweatshop animators
were on a strict deadline to get these
3D papery spherical abominations
back to the studios
''The Garfield Show'' was the best example of a cheap CG remake cash in
that I could think of
well I really enjoy a lot of Jim Davis's original Garfield cartoons
I keep thinking these bizarre CG transfusions are gonna eat my soul!
All of Garfield's original cynical personality
is gone!
replaced with a strange orange CG lump of clay dough
with no distinct personality whatsoever
beyond liking lasagna
and whenever I hear Garfield talking in this cartoon I keep getting this strange urge
to step on him!
(show) Garfield: He asked me if I was, and he had like a mouth and he was talking and...
The new generations deserves a bit of the original Garfield's charming cynicism
I do still recommend ''Garfield and Friends'' if you can find it
the number 4...
Teen Titans GO! (2013)
How could we not talk about this one?
Has there ever been a bigger middle finger to its predecessor than Teen Titans GO!
We have directors who openly admit that they know what they making is stupid
but that's OK! because it's ''only for kids''
it's like the creator is fueled by the hatred of fans drawing upon to make his cartoon stronger
(show) Robin: It has been the good life
I often wonder if the creator was just an internet troll who wanted to make a bunch of Teen Titans furious
so he created the ultimate dump on a classic cartoon
what remains mind-boggling about this franchise
it's that it wasn't just a cheap knock-off of the originals
it was like the creators were going out of their way to destroy everything the original characters were
sophisticated stories, complex characters, sharp action scenes
Pfft! Forget all that, we have toilet jokes
and just for the hell of it they've decided to cross over with the new Powerpuff Girls series
because why not? we truly eviscerated any dignity our own franchise once might have once had
why not spread our path of destruction onto another classic franchise that is already struggling to be remade properly?
As I've mentioned some of the new episodes are showing markable improvements
but they're still outnumbered by the sheer vapid stupidity
is not a harmful show or anything
but it's just SO STUPID!
and the third worst cartoon remake is
Tom and Jerry Kids (1990)
Frankly just the ''kids'' concept in general
Tom and Jerry Kids
Muppet Kids
Flintstone Kids
Looney Tunes Kids
and any kids franchise
for the longest time you could not escape these cartoons
they were like a bad smell emanating its stench through every single child's channel
nothing made me want to play outside more than watching these unfunny contrived snore fests
whenever a network ads ''kids'' to the end of a cartoon title
I immediately think a cheap cash grab to capitalize on a younger demographic
that doesn't know any better
I've never actually seen a kid's franchise that actually made me laugh
unless you count maybe ''Tiny Toons''
but even when that's good it's still a lot more mediocre than the original Looney Tunes''
''Tiny Toons'' was definitely the best of them though
every kids franchise had the same stupid formula
drop the animation budget so low that only under fives wouldn't find the visuals insultingly ugly
and throw in a bunch of contrived stories and cero brain side characters
with no memorability whatsoever
as long as they're capitalizing on the original cartoons, who cares?
after all, it's only kids
Here's an idea, why not Tom and Jerry adults?
fortunately this kids habit died out quickly after the nineties
and the second worst cartoon remake is
Yo Yogi (1991)
Oh come on, really?
Yo Yogi?
I admit i'm not a Hannah-Barbera fan
but Yogi Bear really was a boring cartoon to begin with
pretty much every single episode consisted purely of Yogi seeing a picnic basket
and somehow aggravating the local park ranger
it wasn't a hard formula to remake
so how did they mess it up this BAD?
Yo Yogi is just everything bad about the nineties
Yogi Bear is cool now!
as long as your definition for cool is your grandma wearing a sombrero
HOW do Yogi Bear and skateboards have anything in common?
At least Quack Pack kind of made sense
in its nineties pandering drivel
this is just the literal dictionary definition of nineties pandering
Yo Yogi is the devil's anus of bad
Let's make the already bland Hannah-Barbera cast trendy and hip
by giving them all the latest in skin tight volleyball equipment
(show) Snagglepuss: This is nothing but a little fashion statement, I call it ''for the zone!''
Yogi Bear looks like he's trying to pull off a drag queen act!
Yo Yogi was so BADLY received that Hannah-Barbera never produced another Yogi Bear cartoon
ever again afterwards
because this is the kind of cartoon that Joseph Barbera
would come back from the dead to stop
chances are he saw this and ROSE FROM THE GRAVE!
just to shut down the deformed hideous lurching pile that Hannah-Barbera has become
Goodbye Yogi Bear! and good riddance!
And before we get to number one, I'd like to give a quick dishonourable mentions
Rugrats - All Grown Up (2003)
I could personally never watch a full episode of this remake
well I realized it would be tough to follow up from the only Nickelodeon as popular as Spongebob
How could Tommy, Chucky, Phil and Lil possibly grew up to be so incredibly boring
even Angelica seemed to lose all her tenacity in life
instead just being a passive aggressive teenage girl
Teen Titans GO! and Powerpuff Girls Crossover!
this is going to sound odd but this was actually really good
like really well put together and funny
wonderfully self-aware
quick jokes
and actually kind of clever
I actually recommend this crossover
it's episode 40 season 3
Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon (2003)
Oh no! i'm not touching this ''thing'' again!
the only reason it's not on the list is because it doesn't deserve any more attention
Live action cartoon remakes
these are probably getting their own list
because they'll take the whole list otherwise
and gee! some of these ones are bad
and with those said, here we go
and the #1 worst cartoon remake is...
Every single Scooby Doo Remake for the last 40 years!
I am so sick of Scooby Doo
every repetitive stupid reiteration of this annoying mutt
to say Scooby Doo has overstayed his welcome is the understatement of the century
Scooby Doo hasn't just overstayed his welcome
He has kicked the house owners in the nads
parked himself in the living room for over 30 years
and sleeps with the house owner's wife every night
I cannot think of another cartoon that is just so refused TO DIE!
How do they keep remaking these second-rate cartoons?
and each one is just as humdrum, uninspired, tedious and monotonous as the last
the original cartoon was nothing special
it was a pretty standard Laurel and Hardy setting
with some boring teens solving mysteries through scientific reasoning
but
GOD! There are over 19 remakes of this lodging monstrosity
I am DEAD. FREAKING. SERIOUS.
Scooby Doo goes to Hollywood
Ahola Scooby Doo!
Scooby Doo and Shaggy Doo!
A pup named Scooby-Doo!
Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo
Scooby Doo and the samurai sword
THE FREAKING SAMURAI SWORD!
The new Scooby Doo
The new new Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo gets a clue!
Scooby Doo! Mistery incorporated
Scooby Doo meets Batman...
WHAT?
Does any kid actually set down and go ''Oh wow! Scooby Doo is on!''
Scooby Doo is just pure cartoon white noise
kids will have it on the background because there's no other cartoons on TV at the time
it is the most bland redone standard cartoon formula in existence
at least Teen Titans GO! has a more creative concept
and hasn't been repeated for over 40 years
the Scooby Doo franchise is the most shameless cash cow ever conceived by man
most of the Hannah-Barbera remakes died out in the nineties
but somehow kids just kept watching this thing
I never want to hear that stupid catch phrase from that grating voice again
there's no particular Scooby Doo remix that was worse than the last
they're all bad
''Shaggy and Scooby Get a Clue'' and ''Be Cool Scooby Doo!''
are just this generation's current bland reiterations of that stupid brown mutt
the only mystery left in Scooby Doo is how does this series still keep going
just
Bad dog! Bad! Bad dog!
Go home and never, ever return!
Ugh.
But cartoon remakes actually have the potential to be something really amazing
despite the bad examples I gave here
cartoon remakes have the power to introduce a new generation to another wise forgotten classic cartoon series
and introduce new generations to the little of the wonder we grew up with ourselves
with a little affection, interest and hard work
cartoon remakes can take an old forgotten classic
and bring new life to it
do you think I've missed a particular cartoon remake?
If you think so you're free to leave your own thoughts in the comments
and as always, thanks for watching!
and I'll see you next time!