that there's a considerable amount of bullshit going on here and there's just a few things that I'd like to clear up

Alright?

Number one:

It's not my fault that the play was lousy

Okay?

Number two:

It sure as hell isn't my fault that you didn't turn out to be an "actress"

and the sooner you get over that little piece of soap opera the better off we're both going to be

Number three:

I don't happen to fit the role of dumb, insensitive suburban husband

You've been trying to lay that crap on me ever since we moved out here

And I'm damned if I'll wear it... number four:

April!

APRIL!

April...

What the hell are you doing, get back in the car

No

I will in a minute, just let me stand here for a second

Goddammit

April...

Can you please just get back in the car and talk about this instead of running all over Route 12?

Haven't I made it clear I don't particularly want to talk about it?

Kay

I mean Jesus, I'm trying to be nice about this thing here for God's sake

Oh how kind of you, how terribly terribly kind of you

Wait a minute, I don't deserve this!

You're always so wonderfully definite on the subject of what you do and don't deserve

Wait a minute... wait a goddamn-

April!

Now you listen to me...

This is one time you're not gonna get away with twisting everything that I say, April

This just happens to be one goddamn time I know I'm not in the wrong here

Oh Christ I wish you'd stayed home tonight

You know what you are when you're like this, April? You are sick! I really mean that, you are sick!

And do you know what you are? (What?) You're disgusting! (Oh yeah?!) You don't fool me, Frank

Just because you've got me safely in this little trap, you think you can bully me into feeling whatever you want me to feel!

You in a trap (Yes! Yes!) YOU in a trap (Yes, Frank) Jesus Christ, (Me, Frank, ME!) don't make me laugh

You pathetic, self-deluded little boy!

Look at you, look at you and tell me, how by any stretch of the imagination...

You can call yourself a man

Ah Jesus Christ!