PULLS ME OVER IS GOING TO BE

LIKE, I'M GOING TO GET YOU.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

BEFORE I LET YOU GO?

WE SAW EACH OTHER THIS WEEKEND

AT A PARTY.

AND SOMEHOW YOUR WIFE MOLLY

SHOWED EVERYONE YOUR PHONE.

DO YOU HAVE IT WITH YOU.

>> YES, I DO.

>> CAN I SEE IT?

>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'VE

BECOME A LAUGHINGSTOCK.

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT

ON.

DO YOU TAKE SELFIES OFTEN?

>> Jimmy: NO.

>> SHOW PEOPLE WHAT YOUR PHONE

IS.

>> Jimmy: IT LIGHTS UP.

>> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A

KARDASHIAN.

LOOK AT THAT.

WHY?

>> Jimmy: BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL,

I CAN'T READ IN RESTAURANTS, AND

I LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE IT ON

THE MENU.

>> IS THAT WHAT IT'S FOR?

>> Jimmy: MOSTLY, AND I LIKE TO

TAKE PICTURES OF MY KID AND I

LIKE A LITTLE LIGHT.

>> MOLLY WAS DANCING AROUND LIKE

IT WAS FIRE, LIKE THAT WAS A

CEREMONY.

>> Jimmy: EVERYONE LAUGHS AND

LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AT ME, AND

THEN THEY TAKE IT AND SAY CAN WE

BORROW THAT FOR A SECOND?

AND IT'S LIKE THIS.

>> YEAH.

THE KARDASHIANS CAME UP WITH

THAT SAME THING.

>> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT THE COLOR

NECESSARILY I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN,

BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN

THIS IN A GIFT BASKET OR

SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SO I USED

IT.

>> THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR THEN,

READING A MENU OR YOUR KIDS.

>> Jimmy: EXACTLY.

>> EVERYBODY, THE WHOLE PARTY,

IT WAS PASSED AROUND AND

EVERYBODY --

>> Jimmy: YES, AND PEOPLE PUT

OBSCENE PICTURES ON IT, TOO.

>> I WAS WALKING OUT.

IT WAS GETTING LATE.

I LEFT AT 10:00.

>> Jimmy: YOU ARE VERY BUSY, AND

ALSO "ELLEN'S GAME OF GAMES" IS

COMING BACK IN JANUARY.

>> YES, BUT THERE'S A HOLIDAY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

SO THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS

WEDNESDAY NIGHT ON NBC.

AND IT'S REALLY FUN.

>> Jimmy: WILL YOU BE GIVING

AWAY THESE?

>> WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?

IF I SAY IT, I WILL.

>> Jimmy: THEY'RE CALLED LUMI.

>> YES, I WILL BE GIVING AWAY

LUMIS.

>> Jimmy: THIS WAS ELLEN'S SHOW,

YOU WOULD GET ONE.

BUT GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE NOT

GETTING ANY!

>> THERE'S NOT THAT MANY OF YOU.

I COULD HAVE BROUGHT YOU

EVERYTHING.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jimmy: ELLEN DEGENERIS,