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Some mornings you have to take a mental-health day and say fuck it. I am going to watch panda videos
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I don't want an education. I don't want to go to work. I just want to laugh at some dumbass fucking pandas
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I love that pandas are not afraid to take risks. This panda ninja rolls away from the
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zookeepers and says: "Eat a dick! If I want to see what's at the bottom of this ditch, that's my right.
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It's my right as a panda. Now
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let go of me bloody cankles!" And there he goes! screaming FREEDOM like William Wallace
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!
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Ah shit this leads to nowhere. Just a dead end. This panda is like Bear Grylls
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He's managed to climb to high ground so he can get his bearings
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Very smart panda. OH NO! He's a fucking idiot! I take it back
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Why was he sitting on such a thin branch? All the humans are filming him and laughing. He's like:
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"Oh yeah, lap it up
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I've seen Planet of the Apes. Pandas are going to copy them, we're gonna fuck you up. Mark my panda words."
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And yeah nah, it's possibility they could destroy us. I mean look at this one rip off a snowman's head
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They're definitely not pussies. They know how to fight when the going gets tough. This one is like:
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"Just give me ya bloody jacket. You took me forest, now I get a jacket. That's the agreement.
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oh, this is a good jacket!" This bloody human keeps trying to pander the pandas
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But the pandas are saying "don't fucking pander us!" and they managed to get his boot off
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Crikey these pandas are like Arnie in Terminator 2. I need your clothes your boots and your fucking motorcycle
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Overall I joke about these dopey little cumbersome bastards, but I reckon the world would be a shit.. Oh!
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He did a fucking
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backflip! This panda should try out for the Chinese
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Olympic team as I was saying I reckon it would be a shit world without them. Fuck yes, pandas. Fuck yes.