-Hesays:''Onetimeonvacation, I betmydad I couldcatchmorelizardsthanhim. Forthewholeweek, I waswokenupbyhimputtinglizards i myfaceandyelling, ''Scoreboard!''
-Growup, dude. -"Wakeup!"
-Thisnextone's from @missgreenwalt.
Shesays: ''When I was a kid, I betmysistermybedbecauseitwasthebiggestthing I owned. When I lost, mymomsaid I hadtogiveittoherso I'd learntheconsequenceofgambling. So, mysisterwasnineandhadtwobeds.''
Livingthelife, man.
Twobeds.
Thisone's from @mrcooperclark.
Hesays:'' I oncewon $10 becausemyfriendinsistedhisnamewas ''SamuelelJackson.''
Samuelel.
-Samuelel. -Yeah, fromtheBible.
-Thisone's from @logylogues. -Oh, logylogues.
-I wonderifthey'refriendswithGumGumerson.
Hesays:'' In 2017 I bet a haircutonthePatriot/GiantsSuperBowl. Thiswastheoutcome:''