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  • [Boy] All right, everyone! This... is a stickup! Don't anybody move!

  • Now, empty that safe!

  • Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money! [Kissing]

  • Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!

  • Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!

  • Help! Baa! Help us!

  • Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!

  • [Voice Box] Reach for the sky!

  • Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!

  • I 'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.

  • Doh! How would you know it was me?

  • Are you gonna come quietly?

  • You can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.

  • Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.

  • - [Growling] - Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!

  • You are going to jail, Bart! Say good-bye to the wife and tater tots.

  • [Giggling Excitedly]

  • [Laughing]

  • [Baby Squealing, Laughing, Cooing]

  • You saved the day again, Woody.

  • [Voice Box] You are my favourite deputy.

  • You have got a friend in me

  • You have got a friend in me

  • Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.

  • When the road looks rough ahead

  • And youre miles and miles from your nice, warm bed

  • - Round 'em up, cowboy! - Just remember what your old pal said

  • Boy, you have got a friend in me

  • - Yee-haw! - Yeah, you have got a friend in me

  • Hey, cowboy!

  • Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am

  • - [Whinnying] - Big and stronger too

  • - Come on, Woody. - Maybe

  • But none of them will ever love you the way I do

  • - It's me and you, boy - [Laughs]

  • - And as the years go by - Whoa!

  • - Whoa! [Laughing] - Our friendship will never die

  • - Whoo! - You are gonna see

  • - It's our destiny - [Laughing]

  • - You have got a friend in me -All right!

  • - Yeah, you have got a friend in me - Score!

  • - You got a friend in me - Wow! Cool!

  • - [Mom] What do you think? - Oh, this looks great, Mom!

  • - Okay, birthday boy-- - We saw that at the store! I asked you for it!

  • - I hope I have enough places. - Wow, look at that! That's so--

  • - One, two-- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough. - Oh, my gosh, you got--

  • - Could we leave this up till we move? - Well, sure!

  • - We can leave it up. Now go get Molly. - Yeah!

  • - Your friends are gonna be here any minute. - Okay. It's party time, Woody.

  • - Yee...haw! - [Running Footfalls]

  • [Baby Squealing]

  • Howdy, I little lady.

  • [Squeal I ng]

  • Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

  • - [Cooing] - Come on, Molly. Oh, you are getting heavy.

  • -[Molly Cooing] - See you later, Woody.

  • [Door Closes]

  • Pull my string! The birthday party's today?

  • Okay, everybody, coast is clear!

  • - [Squeaks] - Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.

  • Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

  • [Tires Squeal, Motor Revs]

  • - [Weebles Gibbering] - [Bell Dings, Siren Wailing]

  • - [Siren Wailing] - Hey, Hamm.

  • - Look, I'm Picasso! - I don't get it.

  • You uncultured swine! What are you looking' at, ya hockey puck?

  • [Squeaks]

  • [Weebles Gibbering]

  • - Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky? - Sir! No, sir!

  • Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.

  • - [Siren Wailing] - Hey, uh, Slinky?

  • Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

  • - No. S-Slink-- - Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.

  • - N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news. - [Shouts] Bad news?

  • Shh, shh, shh!

  • -Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy. - Got it.

  • - Be happy! - Ha, ha, ha, ha!

  • - Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium please. -[Siren Wailing]

  • Hey. [Jabbers]

  • Hey, Etch. Draw!

  • -[Ding] - Oh! Got me again.

  • Etch, you have been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.

  • Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.

  • Now, where is that-- Oh.

  • Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

  • [Roaring]

  • - How are you doing', Rex? - Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

  • I was close to being scared that time.

  • I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it.

  • I think I'm just coming off as annoying.

  • [Coughs] Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

  • I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

  • Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing'.

  • What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

  • [Sheepish Giggle] Oh, yeah! [Mutters]

  • Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

  • - Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! - Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.

  • [Slinky] Hey, Woody, come on.

  • [Toys Tittering, Buzzing, Dinging]

  • -[Sheep Bleating] -Ahem!

  • - [Squeaks] - Oh, thanks, Mike.

  • - [Loud Feedback] - Okay-- Whoa, whoa. Step back.

  • -[Hamm] For crying out loud. - Thank you.

  • - [Amplified Blowing] - [Amplified] Hello? Check. That better? Great.

  • Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great.

  • Okay. First item today:

  • Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?

  • - [Rex] What? - Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

  • I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.

  • - Do we have to hold hands? - [Toys Gibbering]

  • You guys think this is a big joke.

  • We have only got one week left before the move.

  • I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy.

  • If you don't have one, get one!

  • All right, next. Uh, oh, yes.

  • Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting...

  • was, I think, a big success.

  • And we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us.

  • - Thank you, Mr. Spell. - [Electronic Voice] You are welcome.

  • Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here.

  • [Quietly] Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.

  • - Wait a minute here! - [Toys Complaining]

  • What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not till next week!

  • What's going' on down there? Is his mom losing' her marbles?

  • Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.

  • - I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried. - Of course Woody ain't worried.

  • He's been Andy's favourite since kindergarten.

  • Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.

  • If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me.

  • Woody has never steered us wrong before.

  • Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.

  • But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?

  • I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!

  • Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.

  • This is Andy we are talking about.

  • It doesn't matter how much we are played with.

  • [Chirping]

  • What matters is that we are here for Andy when he needs us.

  • That's what we are made for, right?

  • Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... they are here!

  • Birthday guests at three o'clock!

  • - Stay calm, everyone! - [Agitated Gibbering]

  • Hey!

  • - Uh, meeting adjourned. -[Creaking]

  • Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?

  • I can't see a thing.

  • Yes, sir, we are next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

  • - Any dinosaur-shaped ones? - Oh, for crying out loud. They are all in boxes, you idiot.

  • [Rex] They are getting bigger.

  • - Wait, there's a nice little one over there. - [Child] Hi!

  • [Screaming]

  • - [Mr. Spell] Spell: trash can. - [Rex] We are doomed!

  • All right! All right!

  • If send out the troops, will you all calm down?

  • - Yes! Yes! We promise! - Okay! Save your batteries.

  • Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.

  • Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red!

  • - You know what to do. - Yes, sir!

  • All right, men. You heard him. Code Red!

  • Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute!

  • Let's move! Move, move, move, move!

  • [Door Creaking]

  • [Children Shouting]

  • -[Child Chattering] - [Children] Yeah!

  • -[Chattering, Shouting Continue] - [Mom] Okay, come on, kids.

  • Everyone I n the Living room. I it’s almost to me for the presents.

  • [Kids Shouting, Chattering Excitedly]

  • [Shouting, Chattering Continue]

  • [Hamm] All right, gangway, gangway.

  • And this is how we find out...

  • - what is in those presents. - [Robot Humming]

  • [Kids Chattering, Shouting]

  • [Mom] Okay, who's hungry?

  • Here come the chips!

  • I have got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow!

  • What in the world-- Oh!

  • - I thought I told him to pick these up. -[Ice Clinking In Glasses]

  • Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?

  • Hey, these guys are professionals. They are the best.

  • Come on! They are not lying down on the job.

  • [Moaning]

  • G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!

  • A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

  • [Kids Shouting, Chattering]

  • -[Mom] Okay, everybody, come on. - [Boys Shouting]

  • Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody--

  • You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there.

  • - Good. And-- Which present are you gonna open first? - [Chattering Continues]

  • - [Child] Mine! - [Sergeant] There they are.

  • [Soldier On Monitor] Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.

  • - This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet, quiet! - Come in, Mother Bird.

  • Andy's opening the first present now. [Static]

  • Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!

  • Hey, I can dream, can't I?

  • The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper.

  • It's a-- It's-- It's a-- a lunch box.

  • - We have got a lunch box here. - A lunch box?

  • - Lunch box? - For lunch. [Laughing]

  • Okay, second present. It appears to be--

  • - Okay, it's bed sheets. - Who invited that kid?

  • [Kids Shouting, Chattering]

  • Oh! Only one left.

  • - Okay, we are on the last present now. - Last present!

  • It's a big one. It's a--

  • - It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship! - Whew!

  • - [All Cheering] - [Hamm] Hallelujah!

  • - Yeah! All right! - Hey, watch it!

  • Sorry there, old spud head.

  • Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We are going' home.

  • So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing' to worry about.

  • I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.

  • Wait a minute. Oh!

  • - What do we have here? - Wait! Turn that thing back on!

  • Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird!

  • Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet.

  • Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.

  • - Mom, what is it? [Gasps] -[Sergeant] It's a huge package.

  • Oh, get outta the-- One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.

  • - It's a-- - [Kids Together] Wow!

  • - [Static] - It's a what? What is it?

  • - [Potato Head Screams] - Oh, no! - Oh, ya big lizard!

  • - Now we will never know what it is! - Way to go, Rex!

  • - No, no! Turn him around! Turn him around! - He's putting' 'em in backwa--

  • Here, you are putting' 'em in backwards!

  • Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me! [Grunting]

  • - [Andy] Let's go to my room, guys! - [Boys Shouting]

  • Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

  • - [Grunts] There! - [Soldier] Juvenile intrusion!

  • Repeat, resume your positions now!

  • Andy's coming! Everybody, back to your places! Hurry!

  • [Hamm] Get to your places! Get to your places!

  • - [Rex Screaming] - Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

  • Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come! [Groans]

  • [Boys Shouting]

  • [Boys Shouting]

  • [Boys Shouting]

  • [Andy] Hey, look, its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!

  • Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.

  • And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action!

  • [Mom] Come on down, guys! It's time for games!

  • [Boys Shouting Excitedly]

  • - What is it? - Can you see it?

  • - What the heck is up there? - Woody, who's up there with ya?

  • - [Coughing] -[Slinky] Woody?

  • - What are you doing under the bed? - Uh, nothing'. Uh, nothing'.

  • I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all.

  • Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake!

  • Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. [Chuckles]

  • - [Gasps] Have you been replaced? - What did I tell you earlier?

  • No one is getting replaced.

  • Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there...

  • a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.

  • [Gulps]