I don't know if she was racist, but I'm saying she's racist.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart,

but the very next day you gave—

[laughs]

Just kidding.

Last Christmas, I went to Las Vegas with my family,

and on the flight there, we had this really ditsy flight attendant.

More like "flight atten-DONT!"

"Ha hah!"

[high five]

We also had this friend that worked at the airport, so she hooked us up with front-row seats,

which was awesome, because there was soooo much leg room.

Now I'm sitting there with my sister,

and we're just chillin until the plane takes off.

Everyone was settling down and behind us was this old couple.

I don't remember if they complained or anything,

but apparently the flight attendant got the idea that they were uncomfortable where they were sitting.

So she jumps to my sister and I,

because we're obviously living the luxurious life up in da front row.

She goes "Um, I'm sorry,

but the chairs are pretty close to each other and they look a bit cramped.

Would you be able to switch seats with this elderly couple behind you?"

Now, I'm already settled down.

But she guilt-trip me with the senior card,

and now I feel obligated to cater to this old-age couple,

but I didn't say yes right away.

I looked over to my sister to get her opinion,

and we kind of made this face to each other that said,

"I dunno, should we?"

But I guess to the flight attendant

it looked as if we were thinking,

"what the hell'd she say?"

So not even two seconds pass and she goes,

"Um, do you even speak English?"

and then I said,

"CHING CHONG KIMCHI SUGOI TAEKWONDO"

Just kidding.

In my most fluent, Western, Caucasian accent, I exclaimed,

"Yes, we do."

"Perfect. Would you be willing to switch then?"

[sighs]

"Yup, okay."

"Bitch."

Last Christmas I gave you my heart,

but the very next day you gave it away

(gave it away)

This year, to save me from tears,

I'll give it to someone special (Amazing singing Dom, I approve *applauds*)