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( "Deck the halls" by Bing Crosby plays )
Stephen: gah!
Last night I dreamt I was visited by three ghosts!
There they are!
(laughter) what day is it?
What day is it!?
♪ ♪ ♪
Oh, what a beautiful morning!
Say there-- boy!
Are you talking to me?
(laughter) Stephen: yes, you, boy!
I'm 37 years old.
(laughter) Stephen: wonderful boy.
Charming boy.
Tell me, boy: what day is it today?
It's monday, the day before the midterms.
Stephen: that means the ghosts all came in one night!
Of course they did.
I haven't missed the election.
There's still time to vote.
Here, boy.
Take this shiny silver crown and go buy the biggest midterms'
Goose you can find!
(laughter) Do you know I can see up your
Nightgown, right?
(laughter) Stephen: And up it for some
Midterms' figgy pudding.
(applause) Look, seriously dude, you
have to put on some briefs.
I-- I can see all the election returns, and they're swinging Left.
(laughter and applause) Stephen: oh, the midterms!
Oh, the midterms!
Wondrous boy, wondrous boy.
The midterms!
Dude, let me be clear!
I can see your entire penis!
(laughter) ♪ ♪ ♪
Jon: yeah!
Stephen: is that the jolly tune of midterms' carols I hear?
No, it sounds like Jon Batiste.
Stephen: Right it is.
That means I have a show to do!
Again, you really need to put on pants.
Stephen: No time!


'Twas The Night Before Election Day

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Priscilla 2018 年 11 月 9 日 に公開
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