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  • [Voiceover] I can't go with you here,

  • just take a walk around the block, or something.

  • I can't keep going for a walk every time you have to poo.

  • [Voiceover] Just work with me!

  • You poo three times a day, then I'm so tired!

  • No, he's not gay.

  • I don't have to date him just because he's not gay,

  • is attractive, and lives with me.

  • Am I on speakerphone?

  • Mom, you gotta stop doing.

  • Hello gram.

  • Hey.

  • Hey, what's up?

  • Can I ask you something really quick?

  • Yeah, what's up?

  • You have to be completely honest, all right?

  • - Okay.

  • Why do women go to the bathroom in pairs?

  • Garrick, it's street cleaning in five minutes,

  • we have to move our cars.

  • All right.

  • Could you, all right, cool.

  • Are you coming?

  • Yeah, just shut the door and give me a second.

  • Okay.

  • You promise you won't tell anyone?

  • It's to change each other's tampons.

  • That makes sense.

  • Is it because you're have a boner?

  • Oh my God.

  • Gross.

  • Hold on.

  • This happens every morning?

  • Yes.

  • Gross.

  • Hey guys.

  • Hey, what's up?

  • Nope.

  • No.

  • Hey, do you know why girls go to the bathroom together?

  • I never want things we were just going to talk about stuff,

  • but literally we hardly talk.

  • It's a lot of, it's a lot of.

  • It's a lot of pulling, right?

  • A lot of physical.

  • Ha, sweet relief.

  • (burps)

  • (laughs)

  • (screaming)

  • Kate, Kate, there's a spider.

  • Kate. - Okay.

  • Where is it?

  • Kate, Kate.

  • Get it, get it.

  • Get it, get it.

  • Girl with the was baby.

  • (grunts)

  • Hello.

  • Oh no, it's not like that,

  • we're just roommates, nothing sexual at all.

  • (laughs)

  • Gross.

  • You should see him eat spaghetti, ew.

  • (laughs)

  • [Garrick] Chill.

  • How long is that string for real?

  • It's standard, two and a half inches.

  • What?

  • Yeah, we have to tuck it up.

  • [Garrick] Fold it. - You have to tuck it up,

  • lap it over between the lips.

  • Good night?

  • Yeah, you?

  • Oh yeah.

  • We stayed up until 3 AM watching "Harry Potter", so.

  • That was a lot of commitment.

  • I know.

  • I feel like he might be emotionally unavailable though

  • and I have like a track record of dating emotionally unavailable guys,

  • and I don't want to do that again, but we'll see.

  • We'll see how it goes.

  • Pizza later?

  • Yeah, is my middle name Elizabeth? (laughs)

  • - Is it? - [Kate] Yeah, it's Elizabeth,

  • What's yours?

  • Uh, we're not there yet.

  • What?

  • Why not?

  • Garrick?

  • [Garrick] Yeah.

  • Why do you fix the wall?

  • [Garrick] Why didn't you fix the wall?

  • Why would I fix it?

  • I didn't do this to.

  • [Garrick] I don't know, use your Harry Potter magic.

  • I will only use my Harry Potter magic for good,

  • and there's no reason you can't fix it.

  • [Garrick] Magic isn't real Kate.

  • [Kate] How dare you. (in deep voice)

  • (laughs)

[Voiceover] I can't go with you here,

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反対の性別のルームメイトマイルストーン (Opposite Sex Roommates: Milestones)

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    April Lu に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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