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*Morning Mood*
Younger James *excessive screaming* I HATE YOUUUU! (bird: what the-!?)
Ariana *also excessive screaming*: OH!?! WELL, NEXT TIME,
DoN't StEAL mY MoNOpOlY!!!

Mom aka peacemaker: Ariana, give James your $200.
You landed on his property.

Ariana: NO, HE'S IN JAIL! >:(
I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY
TO A CRIMINAL! (life lesson here kids)

Younger James: That not how you- PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *pterodactyl scrrech*
Sally: Mommy? Why is brother screaming? :(
Mom: Shut the f**k Up Sally,
you don't get to talk
after stealing my last railroad!

Younger James: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!! (oof)
Mom: ME ToO! YOU THINK I WaNTeDd THIS?!? (double oof)
(this pain can only be described as one of the pain of all humanity suffering)
Pat (from FWA & Life Noggin):
Hi! What you all just witnessed

is the phenomenon
known as Family Game Night™

Family Game Night™ plays
an important role

in the household dynamic,
as studies have shown that families
who participate in activities together
form closer bonds
and stronger relationships (LIES!)

with each other.
So, try setting aside some time
to play board games with your family,
and if they beat you...
...cut them out of your life forever. :D (it's that simple!)
(well...this is awkward)
*laughs* Okay, have fun you guys.
I...
"like" board games.
I guess any game
that doesn't involve me
getting up and moving around,

I'm a huge fan of.
Also since I'm bad at... everything,
and don't like playing games
against someone who's better than me,
I really love the games
that don't require any type of skill,
like the game Chutes & Ladders,
which I just learned today
has another name
called Snakes & Ladders.

And I'm going to call it that instead.
'cause I'd rather draw snakes than...
...chutes?????
In Snakes and Ladders,
you have no free will.

You're at the mercy
of a single dice...

and I love it.
While I was looking up walkthroughs
for Snakes & Ladders,

I quickly learned that this game
was made for preschoolers,

which is probably why it's so simple.
Or how about the game 'Sorry!',
which is the most unapologetic game
I've ever played.

There's some strategy in that game,
but most of the time,
you're just getting revenge on the players
who've wronged you.
The creators of 'Sorry!' knew this,
because the tagline of the game is:
"Sorry!: the Game of Sweet Revenge",
which, if you think about it,
is a pretty funny oxymoron.

Aha! TAKE THIS!
...sorry.
I know HOW to play chess,
but like most things,
I'm not very good at it.

Unless I'm playing against someone
under the age of 4, ( is Johnny eating shuggr again? No? Ok)

I don't want to play that game.
Because it shows everyone
how bad I am at planning ahead.
That's a game
that's 100% strategy based.

It's like the IQ test of board games.
Beating someone in chess
will put you more ahead academically,
than anyone with a Harvard degree,
AND you'll get more babes!
However, there is one exception and that is:
''It's okay to lose at chess...
...if you're playing against a computer...
even if it's on Easy Mode."..
Computers are way better
at planning ahead than anyone,

because I don't know HOW,
but a HUMAN made a computer
that can beat the world's
best Chess player, (OOF)

but the creator of the computer
CAN'T beat the world's
best Chess player...

So I guess that means...
It's game over.
We tried our best,
but we've peaked.

Whenever you beat a computer in Chess...
it was going easy on you.
Imagine if we made a computer
that could beat the world's
best Snakes & Ladders player.

I would pay money to see
a Snakes & Ladders championship!

And everyone watching knows
that the person playing
is just some Joe Shmoe

that acts like the world's
best Snakes & Ladders player,

But they're all still excited,
and there's real snakes
that you get to slide down!

That would be amazing!
Sign me up. *giggles*
While we're on the topic of Chess,
I want to tell you
about this cool sport I discovered
called Chess Boxing.

This is an actual competitive sport
where two players play Chess
for three minutes...

...then box each other for three minutes,
and they keep switching
between Chess and boxing

until someone either gets a checkmate,
they run out of time playing Chess,
or they K.O the other player. (OOF)
I love this sport
because it combines
two polar opposite games

and it's something that anyone can play.
"Brains over brawn"? HEH
Try saying that after
I sucker punch you in the--

Oh, that was...
that was a good move...

I'm gonna punch you so hard
in the balls for that!

I know I just said I was bad at chess,
But if there's any YouTubers
who want to challenge me
to a Chess Boxing match,

I will gladly take you to the ring
and we can charge people $12
just to watch.

*whisper* and we can end it
in a draw, you know,

so that way, you won't look bad
in front of your fans.

So, Battleship.
That's another board game
and it also got a big
Hollywood movie based off of it.

I haven't seen it.
But, I hope there's a scene
where the captain of the ship goes:
"Men, fire at...
(Captain Thinking.)
...D6?"
And then there's an explosion
in the distance,

and then Rihanna who is actually
in that movie says:

"SIR! THE ALIENS SENT A MESSAGE!
IT SAYS...
Miss..."
The captain goes, "Hmm..."
"Someone write that down
so we don't forget."

And then, there would be an explosion
at the back of their ship (bee doo beer dooo)

and alarms start going off,
and everyone on board starts freaking out
except for the captain.
He goes:
"Rihanna! Send the aliens a message.
Tell them...
(Another awkward silence...)
..."hit".
Also ask him if they think the situation
make a good board game."
And if that scene is not
in the movie, I hate it.

Did anyone else collect
a bunch of Pokémon cards,

but never knew how to play the game? (Me)
I don't think I met a single person
who actually knew how
to play the card game,

which was weird, because in my school,
the card game was just
as popular as the video games.

Kids would always show off
their collection of cards and binders,
and everyone always wanted
the highly coveted shiny Charizard card!
You know which one I'm talking about.
YOU know which one I'm talking about!
*In cute voice*
you know which one i'm talkin' 'bout.

Unlike Yu Gi Oh, which had
dedicated episodes explaining

why these five pieces
of cardboard were expensive,

the shiny Charizard was rare,
not because it was good in the game,
but because everyone agreed that
it looked cool.

But then, when you ask someone:
Red: "Hey, do you want to play a game?"
They would say:
Brendan: Okay!
I summon my Charizard...
...in Attack Mode!!
Does anyone even know
how to play the Pokémon card game?
I bet none of these guys
even know what they're doing.

How'd this guy win?
He didn't even call UNO!!!
I can't be too hard
on the Pokémon cards

because the card game I like
is probably way more
complicated than Pokémon.

I don't know for sure because, like I said,
I don't know how to play
the Pokémon card game,

but my favorite card game...
is Neopets®©™
I'm just kidding! That was a joke!
...kind of...
I did actually own
a lot of Neopet cards.

I don't remember exactly how to play...
I do remember you have to
get 21 points to win,

which got me into playing blackjack,
but it's okay that
I don't remember how to play,

because no one else
is playing this game.

I wanted to find some footage
of a Neopet TGC Campionship

only to come to
the disappointing realization

that no Neopets championship exists,
which is sad,

sooo if there's any YouTubers
watching and want to find
my Scorchio, square up.

Okay, but for real,
the card game I like the most
is Magic the Gathering.

And fun little factoid,
all three card games I've mentioned
were created by the same company:
Wizards of the Coast.

Hey, is that a Monopoly reference?
I've been playing Magic since 2007
and back then, the game
was a lot more simple.

Look at some of these more recent cards.
First, see how many words are on them,
And if we flip them over,
they merge into an even BIGGER card!
What?!
If you showed these cards
to my 11 year old self,

I would have lost my marbles!
My favorite thing about magic
is when Richard Garfield--

I mean Dick Garfield--
was first creating the game in 1993.
He didn't really have an accurate way
of testing the cards

to make sure they're all fair and balanced,
and he ended up creating
some of the most overpowered
cards and magic, (BOOM)

and players today refer
to these cards as The Power Nine!

Because there were nine
really good ones...

which is why every single
one of them is banned.

Now don't get me wrong,
the Power Nine are good cards,
but none of them are like,
you win the game good.

Take this one, for example.
Ancestral Recall:
all it says is draw three cards
or force opponent to draw three cards;
which is stupid
that they added that last part!

Why would you ever
give your opponent

three more cards to beat you with?
Now, I know what you're thinking.
Wait.. a slightly better Pot Of Greed,
which is a card that allows me
to draw two new cards from my deck
and place them into my hand
is one of the top nine
most powerful magic cards?

Yeah! Pot of Greed is band too.
Games play such
an important role in childhood,

and here's what they all teach us.
In Magic, if you're really good
at what you do,

no one will invite you
to their tournament...

Monopoly, white-collar crime is okay...
Battleship... just guess and check...
Snakes and Ladders,
if you see a ladder,

climb it immediately...
and no one cares about Neopets...
Now if you excuse me...
I have to show this prison guard
my coupon I have

that lets me get out of jail
anytime I like.

And when all is said and done,
I thought to myself,
"What can I do to help strengthen
this weekly tradition of Family Game Night?" (,james: REE I HATE DISS)
So, I decided to create my own game
based off one of the most
scarring events of my childhood.

Many of you might recall
the traumatic experience

my sister and I had
with Harry the Moth,

and to help me cope,
I decided to immortalize this memory
by turning it into a card game.
Introducing "Can't Catch Harry".
I let my Twitter followers decide on the name
and they went with this one
so good job guys!

Here's a sneak peak
of some of the cards.

I spent a lot of time
working on this game,

and I know you're gonna like it!
We've got a lot of
recognizable characters like

Mr. Poe...
Mom...
Satan...
and suuuuuuu-andwitch artist.
We're launching the game
on Kickstarter today,

so check out the link
in the description

to get yourself a copy!
We have different reward tiers like
holographic cards,
golden figurines,
and even a custom-made card
if you're into that!

The reward tiers are only gonna
be available for 30 days

and given my upload schedule,
I don't know if we'll be able
to tell you that again.

So... I'll post updates
on my Twitter AND Instagram.

That's right! I got an Instagram.
I'm trying to tell you that,
uh, to follow me on Instagram.
heheh.
Thanks for watching,
and that's how we're gonna
segway into the end card.

Uh... also, should I mention the Streamys?
Should I... I said,
"Hey man, I'm... at the streamys-
oh not at the streamys"

I got nominated for Streamys."
They didn't ask, they didn't say,
"Hey, do you want to be...
do you want to have to
go to this award show?"

They just emailed me and said,
"Guess what? We nominated you",
and I'm just like,
"I didn't ASK for this so, uh..."
Yeah, that's...
that's a thing that happened.

I'm probably gonna get
ZER0 videos out before then...

Actually, I have to get
a Halloween one out.

So maybe I can get a Halloween video
out before the Streamys...

…..we'll see, but.....
You know, it's... I don't show my face off.
What am I doing?
Have you ever played
52 card pick 'em up?

Have you ever done that?
Now pick them up!
*shoves cards away*
*awkward silence*
Thanks, thanks for watching the video!
Wear your seatbelt, by the way. (Smol captions by andre w partin)
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