Name: 卓上ゲーム (Tabletop Games)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:57:41.000Z
Duration: 10 min 10 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

Younger James *excessive screaming* I HATE YOUUUU! (bird: what the-!?)

Ariana *also excessive screaming*: OH!?! WELL, NEXT TIME,
DoN't StEAL mY MoNOpOlY!!!

Mom aka peacemaker: Ariana, give James your $200.
You landed on his property.

I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY
TO A CRIMINAL! (life lesson here kids)

Younger James: That not how you- PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *pterodactyl scrrech*

Sally: Mommy? Why is brother screaming? :(

you don't get to talk
after stealing my last railroad!

Younger James: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!! (oof)

Mom: ME ToO! YOU THINK I WaNTeDd THIS?!? (double oof)

(this pain can only be described as one of the pain of all humanity suffering)

Pat (from FWA & Life Noggin):
Hi! What you all just witnessed

is the phenomenon
known as Family Game Night™

Family Game Night™ plays
an important role

form closer bonds
and stronger relationships (LIES!)

...cut them out of your life forever. :D (it's that simple!)

that doesn't involve me
getting up and moving around,

has another name
called Snakes & Ladders.

In Snakes and Ladders,
you have no free will.

While I was looking up walkthroughs
for Snakes & Ladders,

I quickly learned that this game
was made for preschoolers,

which is the most unapologetic game
I've ever played.

you're just getting revenge on the players

which, if you think about it,
is a pretty funny oxymoron.

but like most things,
I'm not very good at it.

Unless I'm playing against someone
under the age of 4, ( is Johnny eating shuggr again? No? Ok)

That's a game
that's 100% strategy based.

However, there is one exception and that is:

...if you're playing against a computer...

Computers are way better
at planning ahead than anyone,

that can beat the world's
best Chess player, (OOF)

CAN'T beat the world's
best Chess player...

that could beat the world's
best Snakes & Ladders player.

I would pay money to see
a Snakes & Ladders championship!

that the person playing
is just some Joe Shmoe

that acts like the world's
best Snakes & Ladders player,

and there's real snakes
that you get to slide down!

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卓上ゲーム (Tabletop Games)

awkward

strategy

scene

reward