Carl!

カール！

Dude what the hell, man?

なんだよ？

Be careful, be careful!

気をつけろ！

AHHH, AHHH!! AHH!!!!!! AHHH

うわっ！

What the hell is this, man?!

なんてこった！

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

床が溶岩流だ！

Really?

- マジかよ！ - 行くぞ！

Let's go!

スマホ渡してくれ

Alright, just pass me my phone?

どこだよ？ - 棚の上！

Where is it?

落ち着けよ

On the dresser!

- ブレット！ - どうかした？

Calm down.

大丈夫か？ブレット！

Brett?!

僕には無理だ

Oh what up, son?

渡れないぞ！助けてくれよ

Oh my god, Brett!

- 置き去りにするなよ - ジムで鍛えてたらこんな事には

I can't climb that...

ならなかったってか?! 起こしてやったのは僕だぞ!

Alright guys. Alright help me out, I can't get across.

寝たまま溶岩にのまれる方がマシだったね

There is no time.

ともかく、動けよ！

Come on, Brett.

動く？

You're leaving me?!

- 俺の方に来いよ - こっちだ！

Maybe if you came to Zoomba more often, you wouldn't be such a dead-weight.

00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,180 落ち着けよ！

Dead-weight? I literally just saved your life! You'd be sleeping in lava if it wasn't for me!

皆、ブルってんだよ

Dude, I'd rather be sleeping in lava than spending time with you.

全員で協力しなければ

00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,700

無理だぜ

00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,220 Hey, whoa!

わかったか？

This is my place. You move out!

ヒップヒップ

Come on back here. Come on back here, I dare you!

フーレイ！

- I'm coming right there! - Yeah come on!

どうした？

Guys, GUYS!

ヒップヒップフーレイ！

Listen, I get it!

ずーっとルームメイトだ！

We're all scared.

- そうだ！ - ルームメイト万歳！

Okay, and the only way we're gonna get through this,

ヒップヒップ

is as friends together.

ブレット！

What do you say?

カール！

Hip, hip!

カール！屋根裏だ！

Ugh, hooray...

- 手を貸してくれ - まかせとけ 兄弟

Come on guys!

ありがとう

Hip, hip!

できるぞ

Hooray!

次はおまえだ 手を！

HIP, HIP!!!

勢いをつけて！つかまえるから

Hooray.

- 無理だ - つかんでるぞ

Roommates, through and through!

- 悪いルームメイトでごめんよ - そんなの後で

That's right, guys.

素晴らしいルームメイトだったよ トイレ掃除はしなかったけど

*off-screen* Roommates, driving through!

ともかく

Hip, hip.

君に会えてよかった 次はもっと良いルームメイトを...

AH, AHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHH!!! AH, AHHH, AHHHHHHHHHH. AHHH!!! AAHHHHH!!!! AAAHHH!!!

今、夜中の3時だぞ 朝7時に起きなくちゃ行けないのに

BRETT!!!

7時だ！

*off-screen* Carl!

厨二病に囲まれてるだなんて

Carl!

- おやすみ ブレット - おやすみ ケーシー

We need to get to the attic!

おやすみ ケーシー

Eh, land me a hand, yeah?

ばかやろー！

I got you, bro.

Thank you, son.

You got it, man.

Alright, you go first.

Okay, okay.

You're next. Give me your hand.

Okay, alright I'm gonna swing up!

I got ya!

AHHHH!! AHH, AHHH!

I'm not gonna make it!

I GOT YOU!

Carl, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for being a bad roommate!

Let's do this later.

You're amazing man. An incredible roommate. Even if you never clean the bathroom!

Oh..

Anyways, it's been nice knowing you. I hope you find a better roommate!

DON'T SLIP!! QUINN!!!

NOO!!!

QUINN!!!

Hey, hey!

HEY!!!

It's three in the morning, and I have to be up at seven.

SEVEN!

Just like living with a bunch of kids!

Good night, Brett.

Good night, Casey.

Night, Casey.

NO!