HOW'S YOUR LIFE GOING?

>> IT'S GOING GOOD.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

JUST WRAPPED "AVENGERS" A COUPLE

OF DAYS AGO.

>> Jimmy: WHICH ONE?

>> THREE AND FOUR.

>> Jimmy: THAT COULD BE IT, THAT

COULD BE ALL THE "AVENGERS"?

>> YEAH, WE SHOT MOST OF LAST

YEAR, BACK TO BACK.

IT WAS A LONG, LONG SHOOT.

>> Jimmy: HAS IT SUNK IN THIS

COULD BE THE LAST TIME YOU EVER

SEE THE HULK AGAIN?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> STOP LOOKING AT THE GREEN

TENNIS BALL THAT REPRESENTS THE

HULK?

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S FUNNY, WE WERE -- THE LAST

COUPLE OF MONTHS HAD JUST FELT

LIKE YOU WANTED TO GET TO THE

END.

ALL OF US WERE LIKE, HOW MANY

MORE DAYS LEFT?

THIS LAST WEEK I WAS SITTING

THERE AND AS THEY WRAPPED ME,

ALL OF A SUDDEN IT HIT ME, WAIT

A SECOND, I DIDN'T SOAK THIS UP

ENOUGH, I DIDN'T MAXIMIZE, I

DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE TO EVERYONE,

WHATEVER.

WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS SEVEN

YEARS OR SOMETHING YOU.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT'S

SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY WILL

REMEMBER FOREVER, REALLY.

>> AND THE SAME TO US.

IT FEELS LIKE I'M A FAN OF THAT

WORLD AND WHAT WE'RE A PART OF

AS MUCH AS EVERYBODY.

>> Jimmy: DID YOU STEAL A

HAMMER, AT LEAST?

TAKE A HAMMER HOME?

>> A FEW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: A FEW.

HOW MANY HAMMERS DO YOU HAVE?

>> ABOUT FIVE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: FIVE HAMMERS.

>> ONE'S IN THE TOILET.

AT ONE HOUSE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: IN THE TOILET?

>> NEXT TO THE TOILET, IF YOU

NEED SOME ASSISTANCE.

>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE A TOILET

PAPER HOLDER, A VERY

EXPENSIVE --

>> IT IS NOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: IS IT REALLY -- REALLY

IN YOUR BATHROOM?

>> YEAH, ONE OF THEM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: THAT MEANS YOU HAVE

TOO MANY OF THEM, I THINK.

>> TOO MANY BATHROOMS OR

HAMMERS?

>> Jimmy: TOO MANY HAMMERS.

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BATHROOMS

OR TOO MANY HAMMERS.

FY WENT IN YOUR BATHROOM AND SAW

THE HAMMER, I DON'T THINK I'D

EVER COME OUT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I REALLY DON'T.

>> NO, OFTEN PEOPLE STAY IN

THERE A LITTLE LONGER, I THINK

BECAUSE OF THE HAMMER.

>> Jimmy: YEAH.

>> OR -- I DON'T KNOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

MAYBE THE FOOD WAS GIVING THEM

PROBLEMS OR SOMETHING.

>> Jimmy: YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH

AND IT WANT TO THROW IT AROUND?

>> IT'S PRETTY HEAVY.

ONE OF MY SONS IN PARTICULAR,

HE'S A BEEFY LITTLE KID PARK PA,

LOOK, LOOK, I CAN DO IT!

THE HAMMER'S GOT A FEW DENTS IN

IT, SCRATCHES.

>> Jimmy: IS THIS YOUR SON --

YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM VIDEO OF

YOUR SON.

>> YEAH.

IT'S THAT SON.

>> Jimmy: DO YOU MIND IF WE SHOW

THAT VIDEO?

>> SURE, YEAH.

>> Jimmy: SO YOU SHOT THIS?

>> MY WIFE.

>> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE SHOT THIS,

OKAY.

>> DO YOU WANT ME TO DESCRIBE

IT?

>> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

>> THE LOLLIES ARE KEPT ABOVE

THE FRIDGE THERE.

AND HE'S 3 BY THE WAY.

>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.

WOW.

>> THERE HE'S LIKE, OH-OH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: MORE OF A SPIDER-MAN

THAN A THOR.

>> YEAH, WE KEPT TRYING TO MOVE

ALL THE FURNITURE AWAY BECAUSE

HE KEPT TRYING TO PUSH IT NEXT

TO THE FRIDGE AND CLIMB HIS WAY

UP.

WE'D TURN AROUND, HE'D HAVE A

HANDFUL OF LOCALLIES.

>> Jimmy: AT THIS POINT YOU

MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP.

IF THE LOLLIES ARE ABOVE THE

REFRIGERATOR, HE CAN STILL GET

THEM, MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP.

>> THIS IS THE REALIZATION.

JUST NOTHING STOPS HIM.

>> Jimmy: HE'S A TWIN.

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: IS HIS BROTHER LIKE

THAT?

>> NO, HIS BROTHER'S MUCH

SMARTER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE ATHLETIC

ABILITY.

LIKE HIS BROTHER, WHEN HE RUNS,

HE LOOKS LIKE USAIN BOLT.

HIS BROTHER RUNS, IT'S LIKE HE'S

GOT FLIPPERS ON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S SO CUTE.

THEY'LL BE YOU KNOW -- A PAIR?

THE WONDER TWINS FROM DOWN UNDER

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> YEAH.

IT'S FUNNY, WHEN WE WERE

SHOOTING "AVERCHGERS," THAT SON

IN PARTICULAR -- THIS IS A FUNNY

STORY IN THE END.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE WAS IN THE GOLF CART.

IT'S A NEIGHBORHOOD YOU DRIVE

GOLF CARTS AROUND.

SON IN THE BACK SEAT, MY OTHER

SON AND DAUGHTER AND WIFE AND

THEY'RE DRIVING.

HE STARTED LOOKING AT THE THING.

ALL OF A SUDDEN DRIVING ALONG

HE'S LIKE, WHOO, AND LEAPS OUT

THE SIDE.

>> Jimmy: WHILE IT'S MOVING?

OH, BOY.

>> MY WIFE IS LIKE, WHAT THE

HELL ARE YOU DOING?

RUNS OVER.

HE'S LIKE KIND OF HALF CRYING.

SULKING.

MORE EMBARRASSED THAT HE DIDN'T

STICK THE LANDING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SHE'S LIKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

HE WON'T TALK.

SHE COMES INTO WORK.

I'M ON SET.

BRINGS HIM IN.

SHE'S LIKE, I'M GOING TO TAKE

HIM TO THE DOCTOR.

I'M LIKE, HE'S FINE, HE'S NOT

EVEN CRYING.

I PICK HIM UP, ARE YOU ALL

RIGHT?

A LITTLE ANGRY STILL.

WE GET THE SET NURSE TO COME

OVER.

IT'S NOT BROKEN, HE'S FINE, HE'S

NOT EVEN CRYING, BUT TAKE HIM

ANYWAY.

I'M LIKE, OH, GREAT.

MY WIFE TAKES HIM OFF TO THE

DOCTOR.

AND THE DOCTOR'S LIKE, IT CAN'T

BE BROKEN, I'LL GET AN X-RAY.

HE GETS THE X-RAY, OH MY GOD,

IT'S A REALLY BAD FRACTURE

THROUGH HIS FEMUR AND IT'S CLOSE

TO BREAKING ALL THE WAY THROUGH,

WE HAVE TO RUSH HIM TO HOSPITAL,

PUT HIM IN A CAST, AND THE WHOLE

TIME HE'S JUST, AS I SAID, MORE

ANGRY THAT HE DIDN'T LAND ON HIS

FEET.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: HE'S A TOUGH KID.

>> FOUR WEEKS GO BY --

>> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD FIRE THAT

SET NURSE, TOO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I SHOULD FIRE MYSELF.

FOUR WEEK GOT BY, HE GETS THE

CAST OFF.

I'M COOKING DINNER AND HE'S ON

THE BENCH LIKE, PAPA, LOOK, MY

LEG'S BETTER.

I WENT NO!

HE LEAPS OFF THE BENCH.

PERFECT LANDING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: THEY HAVE THOSE

BUBBLES.

THEY'RE LIKE A BIG PLASTIC

BUBBLE.

I THINK YOU CAN PROBABLY PUT A

KID IN THERE AND KEEP HIM IN IT

TILL HIGH SCHOOL.

>> I THINK HIS SIBLINGSNY

RESERVE NEED THOSE AS

PROTECTION.

>> Jimmy: TO BE PROTECTED FROM

HIM.

THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

YEAH, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING

LIKE THAT IN OUR FAMILY, NOBODY

WAS TOUGH, NO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME

FROM.

>> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU DON'T.

WERE YOU LIKE THAT WHEN YOU WERE

A KID, ROUGH AND TUMBLE LITTLE

BOY?

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> Jimmy: SWIM WITH THE SHARKS

AND STUFF LIKE THAT, RIGHT?

>> I MEAN, WE SURF.

THE SHARKS ARE THERE.

>> Jimmy: AND THERE'S SHARK IN

THE WATER, YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED SWIMMING

WITH SHARKS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> WE'RE NOT CHUMMING THE WATER

WITH DEAD FISH AND THEN COME AT

US.

>> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE NOT

WELCOMING THEM, BUT THEY ARE

THERE.

>> THEY ARE THERE.

ESPECIALLY WHERE WE LIVE.

>> Jimmy: DO THE KIDS GO OUT IN

THE WATER WITH THE SHARKS?

>> YEAH, THEY -- THEY LOVE

SWIMMING ON THE BEACH.

>> Jimmy: IS THAT WHY YOU HAD

TWINS, IN CASE ONE OF THEM

DOES --

[ AUDIENCE GROANING ]

>> IT'S THE NUMBERS.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.

>> GIVE YOU BACK?

IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

>> THE KIDS ARE LIKE, PAPA, DID

YOU SEE THE SHARKS?

I'M LIKE, SURE DID.

WHAT'D YOU DO?

PUNCH THEM IN THE NOSE.

GRAB THEM BY THE TAIL.

CHUCKED THEM OUT TO SEA.

THEY'RE LIKE, REALLY?

I'M LIKE, YEAH, I DID!