Name: 応急処置の失敗 - オフィスUS (First Aid Fail - The Office US)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:54:59.000Z
Duration: 3 min 7 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

So assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

You know what, if we come across somebody with no arms or legs

I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin.

Alright, well let's get back to it, 'cause you're losing him.

Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute.

[sigh] Uhh, okay. That's hard to keep track.

Okay, well a good trick is to pump to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees.

♫ First I was afraid, I was petrified ♫

♫ Stayin' alive, stayin alive. ♫
- Okay, gotcha.

You were in the parking lot earlier! That's how I know you!

♫ Ah, you can tell by the way I use my walk ♫

♫ I'm a woman's man, no time to talk ♫

♫ Music loud and women warm, been kicked around since I was born ♫

♫ Well, it's alright, it's okay, 
you can look the other way ♫

♫ Rit dit doo, rit dit doo ♫
[others harmonizing]

Yeah, okay. You didn't maintain 100 beats per minute,

and the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 911.

Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.

-Yep.
- Give me some ice in a styrofoam bucket!

We search for the organs. Where's the heart, the precious heart?

I'm not feeling well. I need to sit down.

[comforting Stanley]
Hey Stanley, are you okay?

Can you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy?

I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie.

We had to pay for it. Cost us 3,500 dollars.

We start with the dummy... and we learn from our mistakes...

and now Dwight knows not to cut the face off a real person.