Hey, who's your parent?

She don't know who her parents are.

(laughing)

- I'm Vanessa.

- And I am Talbot.

- And I'm a twin to this person.

- Man-child

- My name is Ellen Acuario. I got a two-year-old,

and a six-year-old, and they're both assholes.

- I am a teacher and I teach Early Childhood Music

and Movement classes.

- (both) No

- I hear a baby, and I don't like babies.

They're, literally, parasites.

Oh, God!

- Oh my God! I'm so good for this.

- Are there any twins?

If they're identical, tell me when they'll--

Okay, I don't want to drop babies.

- Here, let's do some baby warm-ups.

(crying babies)

- Hi, how are you?

Hi little babies, oh they're babies everywhere.

- Yeah.

- Hi!

- They're all pretty adorable.

That's for sure.

- Okay, I can move around?

(keys drop)

Hi, precious.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi!

Hi!

This is much harder than you would think.

(laughing)

- That ain't your baby.

- Should I start moving babies?

Okay! I'm taking you, hi!

- He sure belongs to me.

- I don't think so!

I'm giving you to him!

So, for you two it was the eye color.

- He wants to go this way, one hand under his butt

and, there you go.

- Hello!

- Hi, buddy!

- I'm holding a baby, it's not fantastic.

- Hi baby!

Hi Everly, hi you!

Oh my God, you're so freaking cute.

I just want to eat you.

- Bounce him up and down.

Hi. How are you?

- Can I give this baby to anyone?

Here, here is your new baby.

- Hey, who's your parent?

Are you adopted?

I was adopted.

- Is that someone you know?

Your eyes speak to me,

I think you're the daddy!

- Which one do you want to go to?

She don't know who her parents are.

(laughter)

I'm gonna say this is her baby.

- I think his baby might be her baby.

- There you go!

- Really good.

- I'm sorry baby.

- Come on, Fox, y'all really trusting

of y'all baby.

(laughter)

- Why you looking at me like that, Fox?

- Oh, hi crying baby, oh.

Where's your momma?

That's your momma!

Oh, I got it.

Oh, my God! Money, money, money!

Yeah baby!

- Is that your mom, or is that your dad?

Which one?

One of this white folks do you belong to?

Is this daddy?

Fox!

I think this is your momma.

- Let me go down here.

I think you're going to go here.

But, yeah, I can't tell if that's

your mom or if you just like to run.

- Can you talk yet or no?

Come here!

Who's your momma?

(laughing)

I'll take her back.

- I think this baby.

You get this baby.

The baby seems more calmed in his grasp

than did in my grasp.

- Are these twins?

They look kind of similar.

I think they're twins.

Not because she's Asian, yes because she's Asian.

Those are twin babies, you just don't have a baby.

- Look at that!

It's a quiet, I'm magic!

- Moment of truth.

Oh hey, I was pretty close!

- Yay!

- Whoo!

- We got two right.

- (Screaming) Thank you, thank you, I know!

- Half.

- Half?

- Which one is yours?

That one?

- Favorite baby?

I just got to go for the fat baby!

(laughing)

Oh yeah, I love that baby!

Hi, baby!

- She's so cute!

I have to say, you have the cutest baby.

Sorry, guys!

- So nice.

- Oh my gosh.

- Were you offended when I thought that was her baby?

- No.

- Do you get that a lot or not really?

- Yeah (laughing).

Everyone's like - she's just so different skin-toned.

- She is!

Is your partner darker or did she just came out?

- Yeah

(laughing)

- No.

I mean, not everybody looks like their parents.

- I did not base off of race.

They babies did look like twins -ish.

- Ish

- I have baby fever.

Apparently, when you see a cute baby,

your brain goes into overload and you just want

to eat them.

- Babies are

- Hard.

- Loud and hard.

We won't be having them, hopefully,

for a very long time.

- Have a newfound respect for parents.

Yes.

- Yes, have more respect for our parents

because they

- Deal with two.

- I'm going to hug them and say thank you

because you nurtured us past

- The stage.

(applause)

- Oki doki.

How y'all had me judging these babies?