HOW ARE YOU?

>> SO HAPPY TO BE ON THE SHOW.

>> James: WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU.

>> YEAH, ABOUT THAT-- YOU KNOW I WANT TO BE ON THAT COUCH MORE

THAN ANYTHING, JAMES.

THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.

MY MOM'S HERE.

SHE SAYS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET ON THE SHOW IS IF YOU WIN HER

APPROVAL.

I'M SORRY.

>> James: DON'T WORRY YOUR LITTLE FACE, MOMS LOVE ME.

♪ YOUR MOM IS MY MOM AND MY MOM IS YOUR MOM

♪ IT WOULD TAKE AN ETERNITY TO BREAK US... ♪

IT BEATS ME.

HENRY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR MOM WAS HERE.

I ONLY SEE YOUR YOUNGER SISTER.

I'M KIDDING, GET IN HERE.

OH HOW ARE YOU?

LISTEN, IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.

A LITTLE GIFT I GOT YOU JUST TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I

APPRECIATE YOU BOTH BEING HERE.

IT'S AUTOGRAPHED SO YES, PROBABLY WORTH QUITE A BIT OF

MONEY.

>> MY HENRY HAS WORKED TOO HARD TO JUST END UP HERE WITH YOU.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> ARGH!

IT LOOKED SO MUCH EASIER IN THE MOVIE.

>> MA!

>> James: WHAT'D SHE SAY?

>> SHE SAID YOU'RE DOING GREAT, WELL DONE.

>> I WANT TO MAKE THIS CLEAR: YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OUR

FAMILY.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR OWN FAMILY.

>> James: OH, IT'S ON.

IT IS ON!

OH, AND HE'S DONE IT!

>> I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE.

>> REALLY, DID YOU HAVE TO BEAT HER?

>> James: WHAT?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR MOM SUCKS AT MAHJONG.

>> MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FORGET IT.

THIS WILL NEVER WORK.

>> James: I'M WILLING TO FIGHT FOR US.

I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS ONE LAST SHOT.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH FOR

HENRY, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

BUT ONE DAY HE'S GOING TO BE ON ANOTHER LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW.

I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THIS AND THINK OF ME AND EVERYTHING I

SACRIFICED BECAUSE IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM AS A GUEST ON MY SHOW,

I DON'T WANT ANY GUEST.

ON MY SHOW.

I QUIT.

>> JAMES!

STOP!

STAY THERE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE LIKE THIS.

I NEED TO DO THE SHOW.

AND YOU NEED TO HOST IT.

>> James: BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?

>> WELL, SHE SAID YOU CAN'T HOST WITHOUT THIS.

>> James: WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN SHE APPROVES?

>> IT DOES.

>> James: OH, I LOVE YOU TOO.

I MEAN, LET'S BE COOL AND DO THE SHOW.

ALL RIGHT?

LET'S DO IT.