Name: 盗難からの脱出方法 (HOW TO SURVIVE A BURGLARY)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:54:06.000Z
Duration: 5 min 50 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

Look at this little crime committing dirtbag burglar

And now he's gonna burgle the heck out of it

And i'm gonna teach you how to survive a home burglary

There are 2 foolproof ways to avoid being bat murdered by a burglar

Here´s a weapon you can make using items found in any household!

A valve from massive steam-operated  machinery

If it doesn't work out you can always use my next method

However this doesn't work if you´re lazy or morbidly obese quadriplegic

In that case you need to stop that burgling burglar from getting in your house and burgling it in the first place

You'd be surprised how many people don't think about assdick

00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:57,900
ASSDICK TO THE FACE'D!

If Assdick doesn't work for you, you only have one option left

Uhh... sorry sir i am  currently burglaring this house right now

No no i'm just pretending to be a burglar

No i am just dressing like a burglar like you told me to

Hah! That burgling scum is off the streets for good!

I'll buy since I keep all my life savings

Well, join me next week when I show you how to

字幕リスト動画再生

盗難からの脱出方法 (HOW TO SURVIVE A BURGLARY)

stuff

subscribe

massive

pretend