CHAPTER 137 IN THE MANY LOVES OF

TAYLOR SWIFT.

YES, TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER

BOYFRIEND, ACTOR/MODEL JOE ALWYN

MADE THEIR FIRST PUBLIC

APPEARANCE OVER THE WEEKEND AT

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, EMERGING

LIKE A SCARED LITTLE BUTTERFLY

FROM ITS COCOON.

IT'S OK, COME ON OUT, LITTLE

FELLA.

YOU'RE SAFE.

NOW START THE HOW LONG UNTIL

THEY BREAK UP CLOCK!

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

THEY'RE LIKE OUT AND ABOUT AND

THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS, WHICH IS

SUPER RARE FOR HER.

ANNOUNCER: AND NOT A GOOD SIGN

FOR JOE BECAUSE BASED ON

TAYLOR'S HISTORY, THE SECOND HER

RELATIONSHIPS GO PUBLIC, IT'S

BUZZO NO, NO, NO.

SO WHO IS THIS GUY?

HIS NAME IS JOE ALWYN.

HE'S AN ACTOR AND MODEL.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF ACTING

CREDITS BUT NEXT YEAR HE HAS A

BIG MOVIE COMING OUT.

WHAT WILL BE BIGGER FOR HIS

CAREER, BEING IN THAT MOVIE OR

BEING DUMPED BY TAYLOR SWIFT IN

A COUPLE MONTHS?

HE'S NOT GOING TO BE DUMPED.

THIS WHOLE ALBUM IS ALL ABOUT

HIM.

WAIT, "GORGEOUS" IS ABOUT

HIM?

YES!

HE'S VERY HANDSOME.

I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT TAYLOR

SWIFT IS LEARNING A FEW LESSONS

IN LIFE.

SHE BOUGHT LOW.

ANNOUNCER: HE'S NOT LOW.

HE WAS IN THE MOST DISAPPOINTING

FILM OF LAST YEAR.

SHE WILL STILL DUMP HIM, OF

COURSE.

ANNOUNCER: AND SHE WILL GET A

WHOLE NEW ALBUM OUT OF IT.

SMART GIRL.

BUT BY NOW JOE KNOWS WHAT HE'S

SIGNING UP FOR, RIGHT?

THE STORIES, THE ATTENTION, THE

COMPARISONS TO

SALMAN RUSHDIE BECAUSE YOU'VE

BEEN IN HIDING ONE YEAR.

WHY HAVE YOU BEEN IN HIDING

ONE YEAR?

MAYBE HE JUST ACTUALLY LIKES

HER.

IT'S POSSIBLE.

ANNOUNCER: EXACTLY!

LOVE CONQUERS ALL.

SO WE HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

TOGETHER.

BE THAT BUTTERFLY AND SPREAD

YOUR WINGS AS LONG AS YOU CAN,

BECAUSE LET'S BE REAL HERE --

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, PAL.