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>>AND, UH, THAT'S
THE WHOLE TOUR.
>>MAN, JAMES, THIS
PLACE IS SUPER NICE.
>>I KNOW, RIGHT?
MY PARENTS GOT IT AT
A REALLY GOOD PRICE.
APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOME
URBAN LEGEND ABOUT THE
FAMILY THAT USED TO LIVE HERE.
>>DO YOU GUYS WANT
TO START PLAYING?
>>YES.
OH MAN, GUYS, I HAVEN'T PLAYED
LIFE SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID.
>>OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO FIRST,
AND I'M TAKING THE COLLEGE PATH.
"CLASS CANCELED."
>>LUCKY.
>>HUH.
MY CLASS ACTUALLY GOT
CANCELED FOR TOMORROW.
HOW WEIRD IS THAT?
>>HUH, THAT'S CRAZY.
>>I AM GOING TO SKIP COLLEGE
AND GO STRAIGHT FOR CAREER.
>>ALL RIGHT.
>>"ARTIST."
THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
WHAT DID I LAND ON?
>>OH, UM, IT SAYS,
"TREE FALLS ON HOUSE.
LOSE ONE TURN..."
[CRACKING NOISE]
>>OH!
>>OKAY, NOBODY PANIC,
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE WE JUST
ENTERED A JUMANJI SITUATION,
SO I SUGGEST WE STOP-
>>WHITNEY!
>>WHITNEY!
>>MARRIAGE IS ONLY A FEW
SPACES AWAY AND I NEED THIS!
>>BUT WHO WILL YOU
BE MARRIED TO?
>>PERFECT.
A-HA!
>>[YELLS]
>>OH.
I MARRIED AN ARTIST.
I'VE BECOME MY MOTHER.
>>WAIT, SO IF YOU TWO
GOT MARRIED, THEN...
>>DO IT, MAL!
DO IT, MAL!
>>MAL, WE SHOULD
TALK ABOUT THIS...
>>DO IT, BAM!
MARRIED!
>>WAIT, NO RING.
>>WHAT?
BUT THEN, WHO DID I-?
>>WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>>[SCREAMING]
>>AND WHO DID I JUST MARRY?
>>NO!
>>THANK YOU, YOU
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THAT
GAME FOR 30 YEARS.
>>OH, GROSS, HE'S OLD
ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD.
>>YOU MEAN GRANDDAD.
I WAS FIFTY WHEN
I STARTED PLAYING.
>>[GROANING]
>>OKAY, CLEARLY WE JUST HAVE
TO HURRY UP AND FINISH THE
GAME SO THAT EVERYTHING
CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL.
>>I ACTIVELY OPPOSE THIS.
>>NOW MY CAREER IS "ATHLETE."
>>THAT FEELS MORE UNBELIEVABLE
THAN ANYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED
SO FAR.
>>OKAY, I MAKE ONE TOUCHDOWN
FOR THE OTHER TEAM...
>>WELL, AT LEAST HE DOESN'T
HAVE THE CAREER OF ARTIST.
LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO GET A
JOB TO SUPPORT THIS FAMILY.
"TEACHER."
NEVER MIND.
>>WHATEVER.
JUST KEEP PLAYING- OH!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
>>YOU OKAY, MAL?
>>[SCREAMS]
>>SHE LANDED ON A BABY TILE.
>>I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!
>>NO!
MAL?
YOU OKAY?
>>KEEP PLAYING!
>>WE'RE MOVING, MAL.
WE'RE MOVING.
>>OKAY.
>>I LANDED ON A BABY TILE TOO.
>>OH.
>>[WHITNEY SCREAMS]
YOU DID THIS TO ME!
>>IT'S- IT'S TWINS.
>>[SCREAMS LOUDER]
>>JUST GOT TO KEEP PLAYING.
SPIN FOR WHITNEY.
>>OKAY, I'M SPINNING
FOR YOU, WHITNEY.
OH, WE'RE BUYING A HOUSE.
>>WHAT?
IT HAD BETTER BE
A MODEST APARTMENT
BECAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD-
>>IT'S THE MANSION.
>>[SCREAMS] NO!
>>WE'RE AN ARTIST AND A TEACHER!
WHO WOULD APPROVE THIS LOAN?
>>OH, CURSE YOU, FANNIE MAE!
>>IF I CAN JUST SELL
ONE OF MY PAINTINGS-
>>YOUR PAINTINGS ARE GARBAGE!
>>YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A TERRIBLE MOTHER!
>>I'M SPINNING FOR MY WIFE!
>>I'M NOT YOUR WIFE!
>>YOU LANDED ON
ANOTHER BABY TILE!
>>[SCREAMS]
>>OKAY, OKAY.
LET'S SEE HERE.
UM-
>>WE HAVE TO FINISH THIS
GAME OR WE'RE GOING TO
BE KNEE-DEEP IN BABIES.
>>PAYDAY.
OOH.
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
FINISH THE GAME.
>>JUST KEEP SPINNING!
>>I'M GOING, WHITNEY.
I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY
TO SWITCH CAREERS.
>>DO IT!
>>BUT MY DREAMS-
>>I DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOUR DREAMS!
OUR CHILDREN NEED TO EAT!
>>I'M A DOCTOR!
>>YES, THANK YOU, HEAVEN ABOVE!
>>I KNOW WHAT TO
DO WITH YOU NOW.
>>OKAY, I'M SPINNING
FOR YOU, MAL.
I AM SO SORRY.
>>DON'T SAY IT.
>>TRIPLETS.
>>[MAL SOBS]
>>I WILL HAVE AN
ARMY OF CHILDREN!
>>KEEP BREATHING!
>>OKAY.
OOH, PAYDAY!
LOOKS LIKE THIS
TEACHER'S GETTING...
THREE DOLLARS?
THAT'S TWO HOT DOGS AT COSTCO.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?
>>IT'S OKAY.
I MAKE ENOUGH TO
SUPPORT BOTH OF US.
>>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, GUYS,
GUYS, GUYS, IF I GET A 10,
I WILL FINISH THE GAME.
>>WHAT?
[COLLECTIVE GROAN]
>>A 9.
AND I LANDED ON A BABY TILE.
BUT I'M NOT MARRIED, SO WHO...?
OH, NO.
NO!
>>FINISH THE GAME!
>>MEET MY ARMY OF BABIES.
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