ALL RIGHT, PLAYERS,

GATHER UP, GATHER UP.

NOW THE TEAM WE'RE

PLAYING TODAY IS BRUTAL,

LIKE PHYSICALLY BRUTAL.

LIKE ONE OF THEIR PLAYERS

ACTIVELY PUTS KIDS

IN THE HOSPITAL.

BUT WE CAN STILL WIN THIS,

AM I RIGHT?

>>[TOGETHER] YEAH!

>>I'M SCARED.

>>OKAY, NOW HERE'S THE PLAN.

WHERE'S MY CLIPBOARD?

>>UM...

>>ANYBODY SEEN MY CLIPBOARD?

>>YEAH, COACH.

>>JIMBO, WHY DO YOU

HAVE MY CLIPBOARD?

>>GOING OVER THE PLAN, COACH.

WE'RE GOING TO WIN.

GOOD CLIPBOARD PLAN.

>>THANK YOU.

NOW- WHAT IS THIS?

>>WE'RE THE DRAGONS, COACH.

'CAUSE WE BURN UP THE ENEMIES.

GO DRAGONS.

>>WE'RE NOT THE DRAGONS.

WE'RE THE SUNS.

>>OH, BECAUSE SUNS

BURN THINGS TOO.

>>NO...

>>UNLESS THEY HAVE

A REALLY HIGH SPF.

>>OKAY, LOOK, JUST DON'T

DRAW ON THIS ANYMORE.

ALL RIGHT?

>>YEAH, COACH.

>>OKAY.

GO SUNS ON THREE.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

[TOGETHER] GO SUNS!

>>GO DRAGONS!

>>JIMBO.

>>YEAH, COACH.

>>GAME'S ABOUT TO START.

>>OKAY, COACH.

>>NO, JIMBO, JIMBO, JIMBO!

SIT DOWN.

>>YEAH, COACH.

>>GUYS, I WANT ANTHONY IN

THE MIDDLE FOR THE JUMP.

>>YEAH, GOOD ONE, COACH.

>>OKAY, HUSTLE DOWN.

FOLLOW THEM DOWN!

>>FOLLOW THEM DOWN LIKE

YOU'RE FOLLOWING YOUR

SPEECH THERAPIST ON TWITTER!

>>OH, COME ON, REF.

WHAT WAS THAT?

>>YEAH, REF.

COACH SAYS YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

>>NO, NO, I DIDN'T.

SIT DOWN, JIMBO.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

>>YEAH.

>>OKAY, LET'S SEE.

>>READY, COACH.

TEN-HUT, ALL ABOARD.

>>PETER, GET IN THERE FOR AARON.

>>OH, PETER.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS

THINKING TOO, COACH.

>>DON'T LET HIM PAST YOU.

>>YEAH, PUSH HIM DOWN

IF YOU HAVE TO.

>>NO, DON'T DO THAT.

BRIAN, EYE ON THE BALL!

>>PUT YOUR EYE ON THE BALL AND

YOUR MEDS UP ON THE FRIDGE!

>>OH, COME ON, REF.

HOW WAS THAT NOT A FOUL?

>>YEAH, COME ON,

WHAT THE HECK, REF?

COACH SAID HE'LL BURN

YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

>>NOPE, NOPE, DID NOT SAY THAT.

SIT DOWN NOW.

>>PUT ME IN, COACH.

>>NOT YET.

BRIAN, NEAL, GET IN THERE.

>>GO GET 'EM, GUYS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT

ME TO DO, COACH?

>>JUST HELP THE INJURED PLAYERS.

>>WHATEVER YOU SAY, COACH.

YOU SAY DUMP, I SAY LOOK

AT MY LIGHT-UP SHOES.

DOES THIS HURT?

>>OW!

>>WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

TO LOSE THE LEG, COACH!

>>JIMBO!

>>YEAH, COACH?

>>DON'T TOUCH THE

INJURED PLAYERS.

>>BUT YOU SAID-

>>I KNOW WHAT I SAID.

I CHANGED MY MIND.

>>WHAT DO YOU WANT

ME TO DO, COACH?

>>JUST GIVE ME A

DRINK OR SOMETHING.

>>WHATEVER YOU SAY, COACH.

YOU SAY JUMP, I SAY

GOOD GAME, COACH!

>>JIMBO!

I NEED YOU TO STOP!

>>COACH NEEDS TO STOP.

HE WET HIMSELF.

>>SIT DOWN!

[MUFFLED THUD]

COME ON, REF!

HE JUST TOOK OUT

OUR STAR PLAYER!

>>GIVE ME A BREAK, REF!

COACH SWEARS HE'LL

STAB YOUR DOG!

>>SIT DOWN!

>>DON'T WORRY, COACH.

I TOOK OUT THE GUY WHO KEEPS

HURTING ALL OUR PLAYERS.

>>GOOD.

NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE.

WE JUST HAVE TO REPLACE

ANTHONY ON THE COURT.

>>YEAH, COACH.

>>NOT YOU, JIMBO.

>>I'M THE LAST ONE, COACH.

>>SERIOUSLY?

>>YEAH.

>>ALL RIGHT, FINE.

>>FINE?

I CAN PLAY?

I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD, COACH.

>>JIMBO, LISTEN TO ME.

>>YOU MISS 100 PERCENT OF

THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE.

>>NO, DON'T TAKE ANY SHOTS.

>>TEAM WORK MAKES

THE DREAM WORK.

>>NO.

WELL, YES.

>>IT'S OKAY TO FAIL AS

LONG AS YOU KEEP ON TRYING

AND YOUR PARENTS HAVE

REALLY GOOD INSURANCE.

>>LISTEN!

I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING.

>>YEAH, COACH?

>>TECHNICALLY, I HAVE

TO HAVE FIVE PEOPLE,

SO I NEED YOU OUT THERE.

>>OKAY, COACH!

>>BUT NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

YOU SEE THAT SPOT OVER THERE?

>>UNDER THE BLEACHERS?

>>YEAH.

I WANT YOU TO STAND RIGHT THERE.

>>AND DEFEND THE BLEACHERS?

>>YES.

DEFEND THE BLEACHERS.

>>OKAY, COACH.

>>NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NOT ENOUGH TO LOSE.

>>GOOD ONE, COACH.

>>OKAY.

>>OKAY, GUYS!

COACH SAYS PASS IT

TO ME EVERY TIME!

>>ALL RIGHT, TEAM.

MAKE SURE YOU SUBSCRIBE.

>>YEAH, COACH.

>>NOT YOU.

THEM.

>>YEAH, SUBSCRIBE.

>>AND, UH, COMMENT BELOW

WHO YOUR FAVORITE ATHLETE IS.

>>YEAH.

WHAT ATHLETE REMINDS YOU OF ME?

OR OF COACH?

>>IF YOU HAVE A

FAVORITE ATHLETE.

>>YEAH, YOU BETTER HAVE

A FAVORITE ATHLETE,

OR COACH IS GOING TO COME BY

AND SPRAY CURSES ON YOUR HOUSE.

>>WHAT?