字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> THANK YOU. GOOD TO BE HERE. I'VE COME HERE FROM ENGLAND BECAUSE I'M SICK OF ENGLAND, EVERYBODY I DO I HAVE TO FOLLOW THIS ACT, LOTS OF PEOPLE FOR AGES PRETENDING TO PUKE! I'M SICK OF IT! I COME TO AMERICA, WANT TO TREAT ME LIKE AN ARTIST AND LET ME TELL YOU, I'M FURIOUS RIGHT NOW! I CANNOT BELIEVE MY LUCK! ANYWAY, RECENTLY, I HAD A POLICE OFFICER EXPLAIN WITNESS PROTECTION TO ME. YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHY. (LAUGHTER) >> HE GOES JAMES, WHEN SOMEONE IS INTO WITNESS PROTECTION HE OR SHE IS GIVEN A NEW LOCATION, AND HE OR SHE IS RELOCATED AND HE OR SHE SPENDS THE REST OF THEIR LIFE UNDER GOVERNMENT PROTECTION. I DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY HE PUT IT. HE OR SHE, BECAUSE HE OR SHE IS ONLY SAID BY MEN WHO FULLY INTENDED TO SAY HE, AND THE VERY LAST SECOND RECOGNIZED THAT SHE EXISTS. PRETTY COOL. EVERY TIME. ALWAYS SAID HE OR SHE, LIKE JUST POPPED INTO THEIR HEAD, THEY CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THEY'RE SO DEFENSIVE, OR SHE, FROM THE LAST WORD, GOT NOTHING ON ME, OR SHE! (APPLAUSE) >> THAT'S RIGHT! WOMEN NEVER SAY HE OR SHE, MAN. THEY USE A DIFFERENT WORD, MEN DON'T USE THIS WORD, CONFUSING OR DIFFICULT TO PRONOUNCE, WOMEN SAY, I HOPE I'M PRONOUNCING THIS RIGHT -- THEY. (APPLAUSE) >> FINAL% OF MEN DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEANS, 1% THINK IT'S HE. IT'S A CONFUSING WORD. THIS MAN, NEVER HEARD THEY BEFORE? IT'S LIKE OH, FINE! SORRY! SOMEONE INTO WITNESS PROTECTION THEY, OR SHE -- WHAT A SNEAKY COP! WHAT A SNEAKY COP THAT GUY WAS! I'M GOING TO GO TO ITALY PERSONALLY, LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS MY FAVORITE OF THE WORLD. THE POSE, THE PERSPECTIVE TRICK, LINE IT UP. IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE TOWER FROM A DISTANCE, VERY CLEVER, VERY FUNNY. ALL DOING IT. BAR NONE! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, FILLED WITH PEOPLE DOING THAT AND ALL OF THEM WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR PHOTO TAKEN HAVE A SMUG LOOK IN THEIR EYE AS IF TO SAY, I CAME UP WITH THIS. IT'S MY IDEA. IT IS NOT THEIR IDEA! SOMEONE CAME UP WITH THAT ONCE BACK IN THE DAY. SOMEONE INVENTED THAT AND HE OR SHE WAS THE ONLY -- COULD HAVE BEEN A WOMAN, YOU MISOGYNIST. HE OR SHE INVENTED IT. ONE PERSON DOING THAT, A FIELD FULL OF PEOPLE NOT DOING IT. SOME OF THE OLD ONES, BIT BIT OF THAT, THAT ONE. THAT'S A CLASSIC ISN'T IT? THAT STILL GOES STRONG TO THIS DAY, ACTUALLY. WELL, THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH YEAH YEAH! (APPLAUSE) >> THERE IT IS. WE ALL LOVE A BIT OF THERE IT IS, DON'T WE? THE HAND SAYS THERE IT IS. BUT THE EYES SAY, HERE I AM! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> I WENT TO PISA HAD MY PHOTO TAKEN. I DIDN'T DO THAT, I DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT. I REFUSED. FLAT OUT REFUSED. WHEN MY PHOTO TAKEN GOT EVEN FURTHER AWAY, THE TOWER WAS EVEN SMALLER, THOSE PEOPLE WERE REALLY TINY AS WELL. THEN I LINED IT UP SO I HAD ABOUT THREE LITTLE GUYS ALL CALLING ME UP -- THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY I'M IN ENGLAND, VERY NICE TO SEE YOU! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: JAMES ACASTER, EVERYONE! CHECK OUT "REPERTOIRE" ON NETFLIX NOW!
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