specifically, one increasingly influential member of it,

Alex Jones,

the Walter Cronkite of shrieking batshit gorilla clowns.

(CROWD LAUGHING)

And I know you may be thinking,

there is nothing more I need to know about Alex Jones.

Because you've probably seen crazy clips like this.

ALEX JONES: What do you think tap water is?

It's a gay bomb, baby.

And I'm not saying people didn't naturally

have homosexual feelings. I'm not even getting into it.

You think I-- (GUFFAWS) I'm like shocked by it,

so I'm up here bashing it because I don't like gay people?

(YELLS) I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water

that turn the friggin' frogs gay!

Do you understand that?

(GRUNTS) Crap!

Wow. If he is that upset about a government conspiracy

that is not happening, just imagine how upset

he's gonna be when he finds out about one that is actually is.

Like the fact that the government

is turning raccoons bi-lingual.

Oh, that's right, they're all fluent in French now

and they will be working that into conversation.

And that famous clip is by no means and outlier.

Jones is a charismatic performer who gets charged up

on a regular basis, so there are plenty

of lesser known outbursts like this...

My spirit is close than evil and I feel it

and my whole spirit just goes... (SCREAMS)

They call that crazy, that's not crazy,

that's my will, my human spirit saying,

"Crush those that would hurt the innocent!

Go after the enemy, build a civilization,

be honorable!

Crush the snakes under your feet!"

Well, at least now we know what Friday Night Lights

would've looked like if they'd given Coach Taylor

-a nasty PCP habit. -(CROWD LAUGHING)

Go after the enemy!

Crush the snakes under your feet! (SNIFFS)

Clear ice, full house. I've got the snakes everywhere!

Stop those snakes, motherfuckers. (SCREAMS)

(CROWD CLAPPING AND CHEERING)

Now look, ideally, ideally, the first thing you should know

about The Alex Jones Show, is nothing.

But, unfortunately, it is an important part

of a lot of people's media diets.

An estimated six million people listen to his radio show

or watch it online every week,

and we know at least one Jones fan seems to be

current Russian Ambassador to the United States,

-Donald Trump. -(CROWD LAUGHING)

He-- he supposedly called Jones after the election,

has tweeted content from Infowars and one of its editors

and just a year and a half ago, even appeared on his show.

TRUMP: I just wanna finish by saying,

your reputation's amazing. I will not let you down.

You will be very, very impressed, I hope

and I think we'll be speaking a lot.

The only thing that could've made that moment any grosser

is if Nigel Farage, Bill Cosby and Phil Spector

-were all on the same call. -(CROWD GROANING)

So look, it is no wonder that Jones has been getting

a lot of coverage, recently.

We even mentioned him on our first show of the season,

back in February and in his response to it,

he seemed a little annoyed with me.

Your ratings are in the toilet, you're a joke,

they brought you back, revamped...

out of the gate, to attack yours truly.

After you lectured us that Donald Trump

could never win, over and over again,

as you know, you're the intellectual,

everybody knows a British accent is intellectual.

(CROWD LAUGHING)

You know, there's no facts behind it.

And now, you make fun of me out of context,

and I'll go, "Look at this loon!"

Hey boy, people want legitimacy, they want real.

They want to hear somebody that can speak to 'em

and touch 'em inside.

-(CROWD GROANING) -Okay, okay, I--

A few things there. One, don't call me boy.

And two, my British accent does not sound intellectual.

Believe me, I sound like a chimney sweep

passing through a wood chipper.

But-- but I will give him this, Jones is right,

that too often, people don't present him in his full context.

So tonight, we are going to do that,

and let's first set aside the key context,

that Alex Jones has repeatedly used his show

to fuel speculation that the Sandy Hook Massacre

was staged by the government, which has been deeply hurtful

for the parents of those children over the years.

That is disgusting and should be disqualifying

in terms of ever taking him seriously.

Sadly, doing things that disqualify you

from being taken seriously,

doesn't really seem to be much of a thing anymore.

But-- but there is a piece of context,

you may be less aware of

and that concerns the nature of Jones' show itself.

It is four hours long,

and if you tune into the whole thing,

your most shocking discovery might be how frequently

and shamelessly he pitches products that he sells.

In fact, remember that clip from him earlier,

yelling about snakes?

Let's just go back to that and play it out a bit.

Be honorable! Crush the snakes under your feet!

(SIGHS) Get behind me, Satan!

(PANTING) Now before I go any further...

before I go any further...

we gotta fund this operation,

we got the very best nutraceuticals out there.

I don't know if I can run this for another week or so,

we wanna run this through the end of the month,

that's like 11 days.

'Cause I don't want it to sell out before more gets in

Twenty percent off infowarslive.com,

-infowarslive.com. -(CROWD GROANING)

infowarslive.com!

Woah! That is a hard turn to have to make.

(YELLS) The Satan-worshiping deep state globalists

are gonna murder you and your entire family!

Open your eyes, sheeple, they are coming for you,

they're coming for all of us!

(CLEARS THROAT)

But first...

-McGillicuddy's Oatmeal. -(CROWD LAUGHING AND CLAPPING)

The perfect way to start your day.

And look, that clip is not an anomaly.

In one week of recent broadcast on his sight,

we found he spent nearly a quarter of the time,

either talking about or playing ads for his products,

or pointing you to the Infowars store.

And if you have never gone shopping on Infowars, you are in

for whatever the exact opposite of a treat is.

Because there's the kind of survival gear

that you would expect alongside more surprising items

like organic shampoo, body wash and deodorant

as well as products like Combat One Tactical Bath Wipes

a ten-dollar pack of moist towelettes

that can be used anywhere needed,

including the perineal area.

Which, if you're wondering, is this region, right here.

-(CROWD GROANING) -That's right, Alex Jones

is trying to sell you sloppy wet rags for your tait.

And-- and when you are done wiping down

the area between your genitals and anus

with a glorified wet nap...

why not pick up a Bill Clinton Rape Whistle?

Which, according to Infowars, should be used

to let Bill know you're in the crowd

and that you know the truth.

That truth, by the way...

You just spent six dollars on a whistle.

Oh, that's right we bought this and by the way our order came

with a free "9-11 was an inside job"

-bumper sticker... -(CROWD GROANING)

...that we most assuredly did not ask for. And look...

radio hosts doing ads is not inherently unusual,

but since 2013, Jones has increasingly focused

on promoting his own products, which he sells on his site

under his Infowars Life brand,

particularly, vitamins and nutraceuticals,

which I believe are the result of the word, "nutrition"

fucking the word "pharmaceutical" from behind.

(BED CREAKING)

I'm pretty sure that's what it is,

but this-- this is a big part of Jones' business.