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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
worst-gift-ever stories from you guys.
Here we go.
This first one's from @iPopEditor.
He said, "One year, I unwrapped a present from my parents and found Rogaine.
My mom looked at me and said, 'It's time to face reality, son.'"
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh.
-Your gift was the truth. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-This one's from @GrizzBongoLady.
-Oh, yeah.
-She says, "One year for Christmas, I gave my husband an electric guitar.
He gave me windshield wiper blade refills."
[ Laughter ]
-That's great. -Yeah.
-That sounds like something I would do.
-That's fantastic. -It's the lack of thought that counts.
-This one is from @Kejade.
She says, "I gave my mom a Christmas card.
I thought it said, 'To the Mom I Love.' I read it wrong."
To the man I love. Ooh.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Mom.
This one is from @HeidiHoNayber.
Oh, Heidi -- -Hidey-ho, neighbor.
-Hidey-ho, yeah. Hidey-ho, neighbor.
I got it.
She says, "In 1985, everyone was getting Teddy Ruxpins.
I got the lesser known 'Bingo Bear' that didn't talk unless you held down a button inside his mouth."
[ Laughter ]
-What? -Ooh, what?
-You had to gag the bear? -Ugh!
-Bingo Bear.
-Hidey-ho, neighbor. -I never heard of Bingo Bear.
This one's from @darciecf.
She says, "One year for Christmas, my boss gave me a ceramic pea pod with weird baby faces."
They sent a photo. Look at this thing.
Holy moly! [ Laughter ]
That is weird. -Wow.
That is absolutely weird.
-It's like that's a gift of nightmares.
-Oh, my God.
This one is from @RebeccaAkbas.
She says, "My ex gave me goalkeeper gloves for Christmas and said,
' 'Cause you're a keeper!' He got dumped soon after.
[ Laughter ] Yeah, it's like, sweet, but --
[ Cheers and applause ]
Could've just drawn them on a card or something.
I don't need those gloves.
This one's from @ashar0.
He says, "This year I opened my brother's present early. He gave me this coloring book."
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-At least it's not a scratch n' sniff.
I mean, that's --
This is from @emmaviverios. Viverios?
She says, "One year, my mom cut the plastic eyes off of my sister's old stuffed animals
so she could give them to our dog as toys.
She wrapped them, but forgot to label them.
Christmas morning, my sister opened her own childhood toys, without eyes."
[ Laughter ]
Aah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
All -- All the toys had no eyes.
This one's from @danaelecrae.
She says, "My coworker gave me a squirrel shirt because she knows I love squirrels,
but I didn't love where its hands ended up."
Look at the photo. Hey, boy!
-Hey, now. -Hey, now.
-Squirrels like buns. -Hey, now.
This last one is from Nestle Toll House.
-Oh, the cookie makers. -They make the chocolate chips.
-Yeah. -They sent one in,
and they said the worst gift is "Oatmeal raisin cookies."
There you go. Not bad!
Not bad, Nestle! I like that!
Toll House! There you have it.
Those were our "Tonight Show Hashtags."
To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags
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