>>♪♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪

[CLAPS]

♪ TO YOU! ♪♪

>>[SCREAMS]

>>OH!

>>MIMA!

>>OH.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MIMA?

>>KIDS, WE DON'T KNOW

HOW TO TELL YOU THIS,

BUT MIMA IS DEAD.

>>SHE JUST DIED?

>>NO SWEETIE,

SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE.

>>WHAT?

>>WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>>WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

THE RIGHT TIME TO TELL YOU AND

I GUESS THAT TIME IS NOW,

BUT KNOW THAT SHE LOVED

YOU VERY MUCH AND-

>>HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN

PRETENDING SHE'S STILL ALIVE?

>>REMEMBER WHEN MIMA

WENT TO THE HOSPITAL?

>>THAT WAS A MONTH AGO.

>>YEAH, WELL SHE DIED TWO

MONTHS BEFORE THAT.

>>HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

>>NOW KIDS,

YOUR MOTHER AND I JUST WANTED

WHAT WAS BEST FOR YOU, OKAY?

WE KNEW YOUR HEARTS WOULD

BREAK ONCE YOU FOUND OUT.

SO WE WANTED YOU TO

BE COMPLETELY READY.

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND

WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.

>>[SCREAMS]

>>DAD?

>>RIGHT, UH, HONEY,

YOUR FATHER IS ALSO DEAD.

>>WHAT?

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

>>I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS IT,

TUESDAY?

FIVE YEARS.

>>FIVE YEARS?

>>I'M SORRY.

I JUST COULDN'T FIND THE

RIGHT THE TIME TO TELL YOU.

>>WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>>HOW IS HE EVEN

TALKING RIGHT NOW?

>>BEFORE HE DIED I

RECORDED HIS VOICE.

>>MIMA, WHERE'S THE PRUNE JUICE?

>>IT'S JUST THE SAME

THREE PHRASES ON A LOOP

FOR EVERY TWO MINUTES.

>>WHAT-

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILY?

IS ANYONE ELSE DEAD THAT

WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

>>NO SWEETIE!

NO.

>>WELL, UH...

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW

TO TELL YOU THIS,

BUT AUNT NANCY IS DEAD.

>>[GASPS]

>>I FEEL LIKE THAT ONE

SHOULDN'T HAVE SURPRISED US.

>>OKAY, I NEED TO GO FOR A

WALK AND CLEAR MY HEAD.

COME SCRUFFY!

SCRUFFY, COME HERE, BOY!

[GASPS]

SCRUFFY TOO?

>>HE WAS NEVER A LIVE DOG,

YOU JUST THOUGHT HE WAS

AND WE KIND OF WENT WITH IT.

>>YEAH.

>>WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO

COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER.

THIS ISN'T HEALTHY.

>>I'M HAVING TROUBLE

IN THE BATHROOM.

>>HONEY, WILL YOU HELP ME

CLEAN THIS UP BEFORE THE

NEIGHBORS GET HERE?

>>ACTUALLY, SWEETIE,

FRANK AND MARSHA WERE IN A

TERRIBLE ACCIDENT LAST WEEK.

THEY'RE GONE.

>>OH, THEY WERE

OVER HERE LAST NIGHT.

>>WERE THEY?

>>IS THAT A CARDBOARD

CUT OUT OF FRANK?

>>YEAH, I KIND OF

PHONED THAT ONE IN.

>>I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WE PLAYED BRIDGE LAST

NIGHT AND HE WON.

>>YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD.

>>WHAT ABOUT MARSHA?

>>YEAH.

>>MAN, I KNEW THAT WASN'T HER!

SHE ISN'T THAT TALL!

>>LOOK, KIDS,

YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SORRY.

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO BETTER!

>>YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT.

LIKE LAST WEEK,

WE HAD A NICE BURIAL AND A

PROPER FUNERAL FOR UNCLE JACK?

>>YEAH.

>>THAT WAS NICE.

>>[SCREAMS]

>>[SCREAMS]

>>I WAS ASLEEP!

>>I'M HAVING TROUBLE

IN THE BATHROOM.

>>OKAY FRANK, GOT ANY SIXES?

UGH,

LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING FISHING.

>>HONEY, I DON'T THINK THIS

IS HOW YOU PLAY BRIDGE.

>>MARSHA,

I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR!

DID YOU JUST GET IT DONE?

HM.

I THINK THEY'RE DEAD TONIGHT.

>>[LAUGHS]

YEAH.

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