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>> James: I THINK YOU WOULD BE A INCREDIBLE MATCHMAKER.
I THINK YOU READ PEOPLE WELL AND KNOW WHAT PEOPLE LIKE.
DO YOU LIKE TO SET PEOPLE UP ON DATES?
EUFRPBGT I HAVEN'T DONE IT BEFORE.
YOU THINK IT'S TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.
IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT.
I DON'T EVEN WRECK MACHINED PEOPLE I KNOW TO OTHER PEOPLE I
KNOW JUST IN CASE IT GOES WRONG.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
>> James: I LOVE IT I CONSTANTLY TRY TO SET PEOPLE UP.
I AM LIKE YOU HAVE TO MEET JEANINE.
SIMON, JEANINE - .
>> SUCCESS?
James: NEVER.
>.DO PEOPLE TRY TO SET YOU UP, SHAWN.
>> I FEEL YOU HAVE TRIED TO SET ME UP.
WHERE DO YOU GET JEANINE AND SIMON?
>> James: THE NAME THING.
>> YES.
>> I HAVE NEVER BEEN SET UP.
NEVER EVER.
>> James: YOU DON'T NEED TO YOU'RE SHAW SHAWN MENDES.
LIFE IS TENDER TO YOU.
YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK.
NO, YES NO, YES.
>> I DISAGREE.
I THINK HE NEEDS TO MEET SOMEONE WHO NEVER HEARD OF SHAWN MENDES.
>> James: SO +* OH, TERRIBLE IDE >> I THINK THAT'S MS. RIGHT.
THE MINUTE SHE SAYS SHE HASN'T HEARD OF YOU GIVE HER A RING AND
MARRY HER.
>> James: YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> WOW.
James: WHEN YOU SAW KATHLEEN, YOUR WIFE, WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST
SIGHT?
>> ABSOLUTELY LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
WE WERE DOING A PLAY TOGETHER.
I HAD BEEN IN ANOTHER PLAY WHERE I HAD BEEN BURNED BY SOMEONE.
THEN THIS YOUNG LADY CAME AFTER ME.
WE WERE PLAYING LOVERS IN THE PLAY.
I FELL HEAD OVER HEALS.
SHE DUMPED ME SIX MONTH MONTH WE A FOUR MONTH RUN.
I SAID I WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH SHOULD NOT I WORK WITH.
I MET MY WIFE.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER.
I WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH HER UNTIL THE PLAY WAS OVER.
THE MAY WAS OVER.
WE WENT TO THE BLACK SHEEP TAVERN IN THE VILLE AFPBLGT I
BROUGHT HER WHITE MUMS WITH SPRINKLING THINGS.
PICK A CHEAP FLOWER SO YOU CAN AFFORD IT ALL THROUGH YOUR LIFE.
>> James: VERY GOOD PIECE OF ADVICE.
GOOD PIECE OF ADVICE.
>> WE SAT DOWN FOR BRUNCH, AND I SAID TO HER.
THE FIRST THING OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS, I'M GOING TO MARRY YOU.
SHE SAID YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALK Y TALKING ABOUT.
YOU'RE A ACTOR AND A BABY.
YOU WILL GET HURT.
THAT WAS MY WIFE THAT ANSWERED THE DOOR.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I WAS FOOLING AROUND.
I SAID THAT'S OKAY.
YOU WON'T HURT ME.
WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOREVER.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: STICK AROUND WE WILL
BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.