-(deep voice) Can I watch?

-Shut up!

-Dude, the commercial I'm in is gonna be on TV tonight.

-Sweet, what time?

-At like 3:00 in the morning,

so we're gonna have to stay up super-late.

-What's this I hear about staying up late?

-Ah!

Uh... nothing, Mom.

-You know bedtime's at 11, young man.

-Okay, I'm a grown-ass man, so you can't tell me what to do.

[slap!]

[high-pitched crying]

-Pussy.

-What are we gonna do?

-We're gonna stay up anyway.

My mom can't tell us what to do.

We're gonna do whatever we want.

It's gonna be the greatest slumber party ever!

-Best night ever!

-Yeah, I'm never going to sleep again.

-(Ian's mom) Ian?

-[softly]: Not the bicycle.

-Good.

-[yawns] That was a close one.

-Oh man, it's only 11.

-We need to get serious.

[screaming] ¡Mis ojos!

Ah! Oh! ¡Ay, dios mío!

-Never have I ever...

peed my bed in the past five years.

-(Ian's mom) Ian?

That's what I thought.

-[groans] What time is it?

-Only 30 minutes left till my commercial.

-Let's do this for realsies!

[eating Pixy Stix noisily]

-[roaring]

[tinny Nyan Cat music plays]

[chuckles]

-Do it!

-[laughing evilly]

[jumper cables buzzing]

-Dang it, Ian. If you two are up--

[lullaby music plays]

Sleeping like babies.

-God! Is it time for the commercial yet?

-It's only been two minutes.

-[sighs] Fine.

[agonized screams]

[ukulele alarm sounds]

-Commercial time!

-Finally!

[TV clicks on]

-(Asian announcer) Greetings, happy face.

Do you wet bed?

-Yeah.

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-Really?

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-This is the stupidest thing ever.

Why would anyone use this

when they can just get up and go to the bathroo--

[tinkling sound] What's that noise?

-I'm peeing.

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[tinkling sound, sighs]

Works as advertised. [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]