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>> PRIEST: We are gathered here today for this crazy Latino couple.
Lele Pons, do you take TonioSkits to hold and to cherish forever?
I mean every day.
You wake up, you go to sleep. This is you every day. Forever.
Forever!
>> LELE PONS: Can I think?
[MUFFLED CONVERSATIONS]
Baby!
Baby! What do you think?
>> GIRLS: Oh my God look at her in that dress! She looks so cute!
>> TONIOSKITS: You look fat!
[GUYS LAUGHING]
[GIRLS YELLING AT GUYS]
[GUYS MOCKING GIRLS]
[GIRLS AND GUYS ARGUING]
>> TONIOSKITS: Speak English!
>> LELE PONS: I told you he doesn't love me!
>> TONIOSKITS: Whatever, I'll just pay her bills.
[GUYS LAUGHING]
>> LELE PONS: Seriously?
>> KATHERINE LUCIA: Oh my God.
>> GIRL 1: What?
>> KATHERINE LUCIA: Look at what he's doing.
>> GIRL 2: He's cheating on you!
>> GIRL 1: You better go get him!
Go get him! Go get him!
>> LELE PONS: Hello?
>> TONIOSKITS: What? Hold on, hold on. Hold up.
>> LELE PONS: Are you cheating on me?
>> TONIOSKITS: I'm talking with my friends.
Maybe you too fat to understand. Eat a protein shake!
You know what? There's a protein shake there for you.
>> GUY: Watch it.
>> LELE PONS: What?
Babe.
>> TONIOSKITS: Huh?
>> LELE PONS: He just hit me. Are you not going to protect me?
>> TONIOSKITS: Aw baby, you know I'll always be a fan of you. I'm just fixing the new TV. You know I love you baby.
>> LELE PONS: Aw, I love you too.
>> TONIOSKITS: [BLEEP]
>> LELE PONS: I do.
>> PRIEST: Are you sure about that?
>> LELE PONS: The baby, the baby. Can you-
>> TONIOSKITS: I don't speak English.
You take care of it.
[BABY CRYING]
You gave birth to that baby.
>> LELE PONS: Baby, can you get Juanita something to eat?
>> TONIOSKITS: Didn't she eat last month?
>> LELE PONS: Can you get me something to drink?
>> TONIOSKITS: Here.
>> LELE PONS: Whatever.
>> TONIOSKITS: What do we call mommy?
>> TONIOSKITS & MATEO: Stupid.
[TONIOSKITS & MATEO LAUGHING]
>> LELE PONS: I think I do.
>> PRIEST: TONIOSKITS!
Do you take Lele Pons...
to hold and to cherish and-
Do you want her every day?
>> LELE PONS: Baby! How do I look?
>> GIRLS: Oh my God! That's so cute!
>> TONIOSKITS: You look amazing!
>> LELE PONS: Did you just call me fat?
>> TONIOSKITS: You look great!
[LELE PONS YELLING AT TONIOSKITS]
>> KATHERINA LUCIA: How dare you?
[GIRLS AND GUYS ARGUING]
[LELE PONS ANG GUYS YELLING]
>> GIRL 3: Hey, do you know where the restroom is? My friend really needs to pee.
>> TONIOSKITS: I think it's that way.
>> LELE PONS: That's what he gets. That-OH!
Hey! Desgraciado!
>> TONIOSKITS: Baby, no.
>> LELE PONS: Are you cheating on me with these [BLEEP]?
Huh? I knew it.
>> TONIOSKITS: They asked me for the bathroom.
>> LELE PONS: You wanna know what? Hold on one second.
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: Crazy!
>> LELE PONS: Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
Tonio!
Are you going to defend me?
>> TONIOSKITS: Mamí, I'm so sorry. I was trying to put the TV up. I didn't-
>> LELE PONS: What? You're watching TV? Oh, I'm so sorry! One second.
>> TONIOSKITS: You told me to put the TV up, you wanted to watch a movie!
>> LELE PONS: Really? So you're gonna put the TV before me? Huh?
You know what?
[GUYS YELLING & GIRLS CHEERING]
>> LELE PONS: What!
>> TONIOSKITS: No.
Yes!
>> PRIEST: Listen, this is forever man.
>> TONIOSKITS: No! Yes!
>> PRIEST: Think about it. Think about it.
[BABY CRYING]
>> LELE PONS: Tonio! Get the baby!
>> TONIOSKITS: I got her yesterday, the day before, last week.
>> LELE PONS: Tonio!
>> LELE PONS: Tonio! >> TONIOSKITS: Huh?
>> LELE PONS: The baby's hungry!
>> TONIOSKITS: It's in the microwave!
>> LELE PONS: You don't do anything!
>> TONIOSKITS: It's heating up!
>> LELE PONS: She's thirsty!
>> TONIOSKITS: Okay!
>> LELE PONS: Come on! She's thirsty!
Open it for me!
You want- no.
Mateo!
What do we call daddy?
>> LELE PONS & MATEO: Estúpido!
[LELE PONS & MATEO LAUGHING]
>> PRIEST: Does anyone here object?
That's right.
>> LELE PONS: Ton-
TONIO!
[EXIT MUSIC]