Oftenly is not particularly dignified or newsworthy

It's always there

If you look for it

I've got the sneaky feeling you'll find love actually

Is

All around

Have a lot in my mind

World tough?

Well... It's more a love thing, actually

Here we go again..

What's the best sex you've ever had?

It's definitely one of the Kardashians

But, which one, Mike? Which one?

Who is it?

A very attractive top of night today

Oh yes, thank you. Right back in fashion

Or not.

How many times have I told you not to dance down stairs?

Once or twice. Once or twice

Almost there