James: Ahhh! Such a beautiful day- uh- ( yeah!)

人生は楽しいんだ：）

The sun's shining in a beautiful way- uh- (woo!)

ジェームズ：あぁ！なんていい日だ！（yeah！）

gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and-

太陽は美しく輝いている！（woo!)

Dave: Life is ultimately meaningless...

シャワー浴びて、歯を磨いて、そしt

James: ....uhh *coughs and clears throat* UUUHHHHH...

デイブ：最終的に人生は意味がないんだ

But I'll get out of the house

ジェームズ：アー、 あーーーー、

Get on the road, top down, hands out!

だが俺は家を出て行くのだ！

Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm

道路を走り、上へ下へ、手を上に！

Dave: The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions...

好きな曲を流してリズムに乗って

James: Oh! But I- I- , I'll head to class try my best on every test til I pass

デイブ：星は君の出す排気ガスによって破壊されている

and my grades are screaming in my face - ayyyy!

ジェームズ：え！だが、お、おr、俺は授業に出るのだ！

Dave: 98% of what you learn is a waste...

受かるまでテストで全力を出すのだ！

James: I get to- hang out with all my friends YEAH! My friends are the friendliest friends

そして私の成績は目の前で唸りを上げるのだ！aaayyyyy!!

Can't think of a better way to spend my time

デイブン：君が学んだ９８％は水の泡になる

Dave: Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die...

ジェームズ：俺は、

James: Nevermind!

友達全員とたむろうのだ！(ya!)

I'm alive in the greatest nation! So proud of-

俺の友達は一番仲のいい友達だ！

Dave: The exploitation of natives...

これ以外に時間を潰す方法がわからないよ！

James: This graceful bird means freedom for all!

デイブッチ：君のミソはイかれてんのか？

Dave: Tell that to the slaves and bald eagles aren't even bald (True)

君の友達はいつか死ぬんだぞ？

James: I can live in the moment, milk every second!

ジェームズ：取り消すわ

Dave: At any time you could get clinical depression...

俺は偉大な国で生きている！

James: But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store!

俺は誇りに思っている！

Dave: It's quite genetic and we have no cure... James: uhh- at least

デイブーン：土地の開拓にか？

James: We are young! Dave: Not for long... James: Life is fun! Dave: It only goes downhill...

ジェームズ：この優雅な鳥は全世界の平和を意味しているんだ！

James: We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it- Dave: Or you'll regret it...

デイビアン：奴隷たちにありのままを話してみろ

James: We are young! Dave: For now... James: Life is fun! Woo- Dave: For some people...

それと白頭わしはハゲちゃいねえよな？

James: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! Dave: Good luck... (meow)

ジェームズ：俺は今を生きている！

James: Woo! I got a brand new job today! YAA! Doin stuff that'll help the economy. UH-

毎秒を吸収しながら

I'll save money and buy things at the store! Dave: Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed...

デイビンズ：いつでも臨床的なうつ病にかかることができるんだ

James: And it's all because of my hard work! Dave : And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth...

ジェームズ：だが俺は笑顔を守る！

James: I put a lotta effort in my resume! Dave: Good thing you don't have a black person's name... (ohh)

何があろうがな！

James: I'm proud to be a functioning member of society! Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be

ダイブ博士：かなり遺伝的で打つ術がないな

Part of the community, contribute with my tax. What could possibly stop me? Dave: The shrinking middle class...

ジェームズ：あー、少なくとも

James: AHHHHH- I've at least got a nice stable job. Dave: Until it's outsourced to china or replaced by a robot...

俺たちは若いんだ！

James: OH GOD- Well then I could relax a bit! Dave: You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it...asmr

デイビッチ：長くはねえぜ

James: But man I'm a passionate graduate I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from

ジェームズ：人生は楽しいんだ！

I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky! Dave: Neither of those will make you happy, trust me...

デブ：真っ逆さまに落ちるんだ

James: I'm able to choose what I pursue! Yea- Dave: You're a slave to people born richer than you...

ジェームズ：ほとんどは俺たちが作るんだ！

James: Then screw it, I'll keep going in then I'll party on the weekend and sing!

作っていくんだ！

noooOOOooooOOO o OOOOOOO- Dave: Thanks to autotune...

デビーン：後悔するぜ

James: We are young! Dave: Not for long... James: Life is fun! Dave: It only goes downhill...

ジェームズ：俺たちは若いんだ！

James: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! Dave: Or you'll regret it...

デビン：今はな

James: We are young! Dave: We still die James: Life is fun! Dave: until you die

ジェームズ：人生は楽しいんだ！

James: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! Dave: Because you'll die... (meow)

デンデン：何人かに限るな

James: Life is a wonder! Dave: You'll never know the answer... James: Nature is a miracle! Dave: Natural disasters...

ジェームズ：ほとんどは俺たちが作っていくんだ！

James: It's good to be alive! Dave: You could wake up with cancer... James: But I'm healthy? Dave: Healthy people still get cancer...

作っていくんだ！

James: I love this show! Dave: It's the last episode... James: The sun is shining! Dave: It's going to explode...

デイジー：頑張れよ

James: Every species is beautiful and unique though! Dave: Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes...

（ニャア）

James: I met a cute girl with a ponytail! Dave: Statistically that relationship is going to fail... (SCIENCE)

ジェームズ：woo!

James: I have a wonderful family, it's like no other! Dave: You're not special and one day you'll bury your mother... James: geez dude...

ピッカピカの新しい仕事をもらったぜ！

No matter what, I can find a home! Dave: We... Will... All... Die... Alone...

ya!

James: There's amazing potential in every human on earth! Dave: There's no escaping the heat death of the universe...

経済を助けていくんだ！

James: I don't have to live life based on negative parts. No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts!

uh!

Dave: Yeah that's fair. James: wait really? Dave:Yeah that seems reasonable.

金を貯めて店で物を買うんだ！

James: wait-wait-wait-wait but you were just telling me- Dave: whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want. I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying.

デンブンキ：銀行は潰れるぜ

James: Oh...Well in that case... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

資本主義は崩壊するぞ

James: We are young! Life is fun!

ジェームズ：すべて俺のおかげだ！

We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it.

デイバブー：それと君が誕生したときに抱かれた千の利点だ

We are young! Life is fun!

ジェームズ：俺は履歴書のために努力をしてきた！

We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it. Dave: Enjoy it while it lasts...

赤髪：良かったな、黒人の名前がないぞ

Lyrics: James (TheOdd1sOut) & Dave (BoyInABand)!

ジェームズ：俺は社会の一員になったことを誇りに思っている！

Animation by: Rushlight Invader, ToonCee, Anti-Dark-Heart, and Pajama Party Doodles!

やっと俺は理想的な社会人になることができた！

Subtitles by: A lot of people. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

コミュニティの一員だ

Production by: Oxygen Beats.

税金に貢献だ

Remember! Wear your seatbelt!

誰が俺を止めることができるんだ？

Also Hi! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How are you doing?

昼飯：縮小中産階級

You are epic! :D

ジェームズ：あああああああああぁぁぁぁ

Bye peoples

少なくとも俺は安定した仕事に就くことができた