Do you know how to set up your apaatomento?

では、まず賃貸アパートの準備から始めましょう。

Watch this easy guide, and I'll tell you how!

このガイドを見れば、もう完璧です。

Ugh. Stupid foreigner can't even use a f****** bathroom.

What?

What?

トイレ、及び洗面所は

Welcome to your new Japanese basurumu!

物件によっては全て一緒の所もあります。

Your basurumu may look like this.

何で風呂場に鏡？曇らないの？

Or, if you're poor person

曇り止めを塗布しましょう。

your tub, sink, and toilet will be all in same room.

あとは水をかけるだけで、解決です。

Why is there a mirror in here? Won't it just get foggy?

おめでとう。

HA HA GAIJIN-SAN

これで入浴中に美しいな身体が見られるでしょう。

Buy kumoridome sponge and use on clean mirror.

前言撤回。

Now when mirror is foggy, just splash with water.

日本では浴槽に入ってリラックスします。

Congratulations!

私は浴槽に入らなくてもいいわ。

Now you see body while you shower!

実家では掃除も大変だったし。

Never mind.

シャラップ、野蛮人。

Do not use sponge.

日本では毎回掃除が基本です。

Now you're in Japan.

毎回？

When you finish shower, you go in tub to relax.

よく聞きなさい。

I don't need to use the tub.

1. 浴槽を軽く濡らす。

They get really dirty and it's really hard to scrub clean.

2. 浴槽洗剤をかける。

ONLY BARBARIAN BATHE IN DIRTY TUB.

3. スポンジでこすり、洗い流す。

IN JAPAN WE CLEAN TUB EVERY NIGHT.

毎晩、洗うの？

Every night?!

YES.

PAY ATTENTION

毎回洗うのが基本です。

First.

すぐに終わるし、

Spray the tub with water.

普段から洗えばアカもこびり付かず清潔です。

Second.

皮脂やアカの浮いた湯には入りたくないでしょう？

Spray with cleaner!

OK…

Third.

浴槽を掃除したら栓をして

Scrub with sponge on stick

湯の量・温度を調節し、湯を張りましょう。

and rinse all through!

外のリモートパネルでも操作が可能です。

You do this every night?

端の所はどうなってるの？汚れない？

YES.

ご冗談を。

Here in Japan we do this EVERY NIGHT.

側面パネルを外して掃除しましょう。(※不可のものもあります)

It take 30 seconds and you will never have to scrub your tub again.

ご質問、ありがとうございます。

And you can sit in CLEAN WATER

日本は地震大国です。

instead of bathing with DEAD SKIN and OIL

家具も転倒しないように準備しましょう。

Shirobuta

耐震グッズも多数あります。

Okay...

背の高い家具には耐震ポールを。

Once your tub is clean

突っ張り、固定するだけです。

put the stopper in,

重たい家具等には耐震パッドを。

set your water height,

吸着力がハンパないです。

and temperature

家具の足や隅に挟むだけです。

and you can fill the tub now.

地震の際には転倒率が下がります。

Or wait until later and use your remote panel in kitchen

わたし畳大好き。

to start filling the tub.

畳は取り扱いが超面倒なので、特に気を付けましょう。

"Filling with hot water now!"

畳の原料はい草で

Why are there slits on the side?

賃貸アパートでは寝室によく使われます。

Won't stuff go down it and make it dirty under the tub?

カビがでないように専用シートで湿気を抑えると良いです。

Don't you think we planned for that?

土足で歩いたり、

If your tub is designed like this,

重たい家具の取り扱いには注意しましょう。

you can take off the front panel to access inside for cleaning.

液体には特に気を付けましょう。

Thank you for asking!

醬油やコーヒーをこぼした時は小麦粉で吸着させ

Japan is having many earthquakes.

直ちに掃除機で吸い取りましょう。

You must prevent your furniture from falling and killing you.

効果は抜群です。

We have many product to make your apartment safe.

最後に畳を裏返して、隠しましょう。

For your tall furniture we have taishin poru

裏まで汚れていたら諦めましょう。

Simply stretch them to ceiling and tighten.

おめでとうございます。

For heavy object that too short for poru,

視聴者様はあなたと同じ間違いをしないでしょう。

we have very sticky pad.

これで基本的な準備はできました。

It's very, very sticky.

次回はキッチンで役立つアイテムをご紹介します。

Put under things like refrigerator

監督（立案・脚本）：Rachel 声・雑用：Jun

and your precious television

どこ行くの？

Now in earthquake your things be less broken

返して

and you have less chance to die.

くっつくよ

That's too bad.

何で舐めるの？？

Ooh, I love tatami! It's so pretty!

それ未使用なんですけど

STUPID FOREIGNER

本当の地震はこんな感じじゃないけどね。

Do you even know how mendokusai is tatami?!

そんな風に踊ってられない。

Tatami is made of dry igusa, which is like straw.

痛いんですけど。

Many apartment still have tatami. We use as bedroom.

Watch this easy guide and I will tell you how.

Before you lay bed on tatami,

I'll tell you how♪

you must lay moisture sheet to prevent mold growing.

Watch this easy guide and I will tell you how.

It's so delicate.

I'll tell you how♪

You must never walk on top with shoes,

I'll tell you how…？

put heavy furniture,

I'll tell you how♪

or spill,

もうイヤだ。違いがわかりません。

or it become

もっと高く

DESTROY

I'll tell you how♪

If you spill on tatami like soy sauce or coffee,

Ok

you must immediately absorb with flour to prevent staining.

Then, vacuum!

It's VERY EFFECTIVE.

Step 2.

Hide stain by turning tatami upside down.

Step 3.

Give up.

Congratulations!

YOU RUINED TATAMI FOREVER.

Now you know basic apartment setting up.

In next guide,

I will teach you how to put up products for kitchen.

Where are you going?! Bring it back!

It's gonna get stuck to your mouth.

Why are you licking it?! EWW!

He's licking it!

I have to use that!

Okay. Stay.

Ow.

Ow.

This is not how the real earthquake goes.

You don't fall down like that.

How many times do I have to do this? It hurts!

Watch this easy guide, and I will tell you how.

I'll tell you HOW.

Watch this easy guide, and I will tell you how.

I'll tell you HOW!

I'll tell you how?

I'll tell you HOW!

I honestly cannot tell the difference so I don't know.

I'll tell you how.

Higher.

I'll tell you HOW!

Yeah.