Name: アホの日本料理ガイド (Idiot's Guide to Japanese Kitchens)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:48:16.000Z
Duration: 3 min 53 s

基礎受動態

Japan is TECHNOROGICALLY ADOBANCED COUNTRY

日本のサランラップはくっつかない。

サランラップブランドは高いが

this type is expensive Japanese saran wrappu.

日本のキッチンは決して広くはないが

because Japan is BETTER ZAN YOUR COUNTRY.

レンジオーブンをご存じないんですか？

これより大きいサイズなんて要らないでしょ？

Do you REALLY not know why this is called

日本では非常に人気があります。

手順１・水（不要タイプもある）

Why do you need bigger oven dan dis sizu?

次はキッチン用の便利グッズをご紹介。

先ずはこちらの特殊加工スポンジ。

In Japan, builto-in fish oven is bery popular

これは冷蔵庫用の消臭剤です。

また、エチレンガスも吸収するので野菜も長持ち！

Don't forget to make the heat low while cookingu
if you don't want to eat the black fisshu.

化粧で誤魔化さなくてもいいかもですよ？

We also have many useful producto for kitchin.

We have special spongi used for washing dishesu.

コバエを寄せ付けない効果もあります。

いちいち、LとRの発音で目くじら立てないくても分かるでしょ？

設置するだけで、臭いとヌメリを防ぎます。

so the vegetable will not become old quickly.

この前、硬貨も入れてなかった？

Maybe you should have with you all za time, forina!

また、アルミニウムでも効果があります。

This one also useful for forina because it removu smellu.

Stick in trash can and it also make bery annoying fries go away.

アメリカ式で言わなくても、分かるわよ。

今後は正しい（アルミニウム）発音で言うよ。

FRIES THAT FRY IN YOUR FACE AND EATING GARBAGE
FOOD AND IS ANNOYING, GAIJIN!

次は日本人にとって大切なアイテムです。

and you don't have to worry about drain become
sticky ando smelly.

I saw you put some Japanese coins in there before.
What's that for?

これがないと、ガチで (コクゾウ) 虫が湧くことがあります。

乾燥した唐辛子でも代用できます。

ボタンを押すだけで計量してくれる米びつもあります。

You don't have to say it the American way.
I can understand it either way.

日本のキッチンは素敵でしょ？

Okay! Then I will say in correct way from now on.

Next producto is bery important for Japanese people.

でも、食器洗い機が無いのよね…

I don't need that. I don't eat much rice.

And your rice will be safe from annoying-

You came to Japan and not eating rice?!
What's wrong with you? You stupid!

This producto is importanto because otherwise
rice become like this.

You can also use dried red pepper to prevent this.

You can even buy machine to dispense perfect sized rice for cooking every day.

I guess. I'd really like a dishwasher, though.