ELMO: And Elmo's Emol.

JACK BLACK: And we're going to tell you about the most

awesome word in the whole wide world.

ELMO: Oh, what's the word, Mr. Jack?

What's the word?

JACK BLACK: OK, the word is disguise.

ELMO: Disguise?

JACK BLACK: Disguise.

ELMO: Well, what's a disguise?

JACK BLACK: Disguise is when you change the way something

looks to make it hard to tell what it is.

ELMO: Oh, a disguise.

JACK BLACK: You know what, Elmo?

ELMO: What?

JACK BLACK: I happen to be a master of disguise.

ELMO: No.

JACK BLACK: Oh, yeah.

In fact, I can totally disguise myself, and you would

never, ever, ever even know it was me.

ELMO: No!

JACK BLACK: Oh, yeah.

Check out my disguise expertise in action.

ELMO: Oh, OK.

Let's see this.

Oh!

Wow!

Nice hat and glasses, Mr. Jack.

JACK BLACK: Wait a minute.

ELMO: What?

JACK BLACK: You knew it was me?

Yes.

Then you saw through my disguise.

ELMO: Well, Elmo guess so.

JACK BLACK: OK, all right.

I just have to dig a little deeper in my

treasure trove of disguises.

Excuse me.

ELMO: OK.

Elmo will excuse you.

Whoa.

Mr. Jack is funny.

JACK BLACK: What?

You knew it was me again?

ELMO: Yes!

JACK BLACK: But what about my disguise?

ELMO: Oh, sorry.

JACK BLACK: That's it, I'm done.

I guess my powers of disguise are no longer potent.

I give up.

ELMO: Oh, but Mr. Jack, where are you going?

[CLUCKING]

ELMO: Oh, Mr. Chicken, have you seen Mr. Jack Black?

JACK BLACK: Ah-hah!

My disguise worked.

ELMO: Mr. Jack Black?

JACK BLACK: That's right, it's me.

I totally disguised myself as a chicken.

ELMO: Wow!

Nice disguise.

JACK BLACK: Thank you.

Disguise.

[CLUCKING]

ELMO: Whoa.

JACK BLACK: I think I just laid an egg.

ELMO: Mr. Jack is good!

JACK BLACK: Yes, I am.