字幕表 動画を再生する 字幕スクリプトをプリント 翻訳字幕をプリント 英語字幕をプリント Did you wash your hands? With soap? Did you dry them? What? Is this all vegetables?? Who ordered all vegetables? I did So.. are we going to talk about it? What? The elephant in the room What elephant? Mom's new job It's time to make some wrong things right Help me bring supers back into the sunlight We need to change people's perceptions about superheroes and Elastigirl is our best play Better than.... me? (clears throat) Whoa! I like mom's new job! Bye sweetie I'll watch the kids, no problem That's not the way you're supposed to do it dad They want us to do it this way. I don't know that way! Why would they change math? Math is math! MATH IS MATH! Hello? Hey honey, how are the kids? Everything's great. Is she having adolescence? And Jack Jack? He's in excellent health What the...? Num num cookie..... cookie? Whoa.. ok That is freaky. You know it's crazy, right? To help my family, I gotta leave it. To fix the law, I gotta break it You've got to, so our kids can have that choice Thank you, young man Combustion imminent? What does that mean? It means fire, Robert. The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Suit up, it might get weird. I'll be there, ASAP. Where you goin' ASAP? You'd better be back ASAP! Behold the UNDERMINER!! Watch after Jack-Jack! I thought we were gonna go with- You heard your mother, trampoline me! Superheroes are illegal. We wanna fight bad guys! It defines who I am. We're not saying you have.. what? Someone on TV said it. I was approached by this tycoon, wants to talk about hero stuff Help me bring supers back into the sunlight. We need Elastigirl! Bye sweetie I'll watch the kids, no problem. That's... not the way you're supposed to do it, dad. They want us to do it this way. I don't know that way, why would they change math? Math is Math! MATH IS MATH!!! All over Dusseldorf... dussels are dozing..... Eyelids so heavy.... They're drooping....... Close it! I couldn't have done this if you hadn't taken over so well. I've got to succeed so she can succeed So WE can succeed! I get it Bob. What the? That is freaky. But I can't keep giving him cookies! No biting the daddy! Done properly, parenting is a heroic act Done properly.