with a local Berlin band called Sado Opera

and a lot of fans showed up.

I'm here with the lead singer, guitarist,

frontman for Sado Opera.

Your name, sir?

My name is Colonel. Colonel.

Colonel, it is very good to see you.

What are you trying to express with the band Sado Opera?

We trust in open sexuality which helps people to feel

both of their sides.

You want me to show that I am both man and woman?

Am I gonna need to take my penis

and push it back underneath so-

No. Tuck it.

No no no, I didn't mean to hide your male side

but I don't criticize this.

What if some people-

No, if someone else,

if someone else wishes to tuck then we, yes.

Sure, everybody are free to do what they want.

Do what you want kids.

This is a public service announcement from Berlin,

from the Colonel and Conan.

If you wish to tuck, tuck.

(audience applauding)

Hey, were you a mime once?

No no no.

You never did that?

No, I didn't.

I also don't criticize but I don't really like it.

If you don't like mimes that's cool too.

If you're a mime that likes to tuck your genitals back

to become a woman, that is fine with us too.

Everything goes.

Anything you want to do

as long as you're not hurting someone else, do that.

Yeah, by the way, you meet another lover

and your new lover has some different preferences.

Right. Can you imagine if somebody

offers you anal sex, for example?

Pardon me?

You're not gonna try and penetrate me during the show?

What if they penetrate you after you play the guitar?

Oh, that's fine. Okay?

Who knows I could be penetrating other people.

You know?

Well, you don't really look like

a person who can really penetrate other people.

I'm sorry.

You're so kind and so sweet.

It's a compliment.

You look very very nice.

That's a compliment. Very very nice.

I look like someone who couldn't penetrate others.

(audience laughing)

It's a compliment. Well...

That's a compliment.

I mean-

The less you say, the less you say now, the better.

Okay.

You should probably go change and get ready for the show.

Yes, of course.

(upbeat rock music)

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you

my younger brother, Conan.

(audience cheering and applauding)

[Crowd] Conan! Conan! Conan!

(upbeat rock music)

(audience laughing and cheering)

All of the Conan fans

that came all the way to be here tonight.

Thank you!

(audience cheering)

Thank you very much!

Let's all have sex tonight after the show!

(audience cheering and applauding)