THERE HE IS.

KING OF THE SCREEN.

I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

>> WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR ME, IT'S WHAT I

CAN DO FOR YOU.

LISTEN, EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING, DEADPOOL.

>> CRAZY.

>> James: HUGE, RIGHT, IT'S INCREDIBLE.

I WATCHED IT.

I LOVED IT.

I COULDN'T HELP BUT FEEL IT'S MISSING SOMETHING.

SIDE KICK.

>> DEADPOOL DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A SIDE KICK.

DEADPOOL IS SORT AV SOLO ACT.

>> James: THAT IS WHAT IS WEIRD ABOUT.

EVERYTHING WATCHING, I'M LOVING THE FILM, BUT WHERE THE SIDE

KICK, EVERY SUPERHERO HAS A SIDE KICK.

SUPERMAN.

>> DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

>> James: SPIDERMAN.

>> NO.

>> James: SEA BISCUIT WITH A JOCKEY, SO THAT IN TURN MAKES IT

A SIDE KICK.

>> THE MOVIE IS ALREADY OUT.

ONE OF THE BIGGEST OPENINGS IN MARVEL HISTORY.

>> James: ONE OF THE BIGGEST OPENINGS, YAWN.COM.

I'M SAYING LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

JUST LET ME PRESENT YOU WITH SOME SIDE KICKS.

IF IT DOESN'T WORK, WHAT IS THE HARM.

BUT I THINK YOU'LL BE SURPRISED.

>> OKAY.

>> WHAT IS IT?

>> ICEMAN, THE ICEMAN COMET.

>> WAS' HAPPENING.

>> James: THAT IS WHAT HE SAY, THE ICEMAN COMET, COMET THE

HOUR, COMET D COMEETH THE ICEMAN, ALL OVER YOU.

>> THAT IS SO STUPID.

>> James: WELL, YOU'RE STUPID.

NO WORRIES.

>> OKAY WA, DO YOU DO?

>> James: I HAVE A REALLY, REALLY SHORT FUSE.

AND I'M A STRAW BERRY.

HUH?

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> James: LIKE I GO-- I'M OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

>> RIGHT.

WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO?

JAMES?

SOMEBODY'S CLAMMED UP.

NO.

>> James: ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU DON'T DO THIS, MARVEL WILL,

ALL RIGHT.

THEY'VE MADE THAT QUITE CLEAR.

THEY THINK POTATOE MAN IS ITS OWN ENTITY.

>> OH, WHO.

>> James: MATTHEW MARVEL.

HE DOESN'T DEAL WITH NEGATIVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

GET IT?

THE MAGIC CLOWN.

ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.

I DON'T KNOW.

I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD HELP ME WITH THIS ONE.

>> NO.

>> James: WHY IS IT ME WHO IS COMING UP WITH ALL OF THE IDEAS,

WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

I NEED YOU TO HELP ME WITH THIS.

ARE YOU BETTER THAN THIS, RYAN T IS ACTUALLY DISAPPOINTING.

>> I DON'T WANT A SIDE KICK!

>> James: I DON'T WANT TO BE A SIDE KICK, SO-- I DIDN'T SAY

THAT, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

I DO WANT TO BE A SIDE KICK, I DO.

I WILL GET ANOTHER COSTUME.

WAIT THERE.

>> WHAT IS THAT?

>> James: TENDS TO KICIALTION I INTEND TO IL CAN WHAT TIME IS

IT, OH, IT'S TENS TO KILL.

>> THAT DOESN'T MEAN MAKE SENSE.

>> James: YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE.

>> I'M NOT STANDING IN A GIANT SCWID OUTFIT.

>> James: IT'S AN OCTOPU S SO WITHOUT LOOKS STUPID NOW.

>> I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, BUT

THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK AND THE MAIN REASON IS BECAUSE THESE ARE

AWFUL.

>> James: OKAY.

I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.

I'M A BIG FAN.

>> JAMES.

I DO HAVE ONE IDEA THAT MAY WORK.

♪ ♪ GET IT ON YOUR OWN ♪ OPEN UP THE DOOR ♪.

>> DEADPOOL.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ ♪ WHAT?

>> FEETS GOOD, HUH?

>> James: YEAH, DEADPOOL, DOUBLE DEADPOOL.

>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

>> COMING SOON.

>> James: HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN THIS THING.

>> OH, YOU JUST DO.

HARD TO DO IT IN A-- .

>> James: I'M GOING NOW.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) SWRZ HOW GREAT IS RYAN REYNOLDS.

WE LOVE HIM.

EVERYBODY, GO AND SEE DEADPOOL, IT'S OUT NOW.

IT WAS BRILLIANT.