Hey, you remember that one time I burped?

Oh yeah!

You oughta

All night I been waiting to tell you this

I sold our steam boat

What do your friends say to you?

My one-eyed traveling companion said that --

[giggling]

Awesome, you know, that's one of my guys

Do I still have a shirt on?

Yeah

Thought I did

He's so cuuuuuuuuute!

He definitely is

All right

See I'm trying to tell y'all

Y'all got the wrong guy

He's illuminati!

Come on, man! He's illuminati!

I bet I find out that he sent you

Yeah, I feel cranky. It's the flea bites

Yoo hoo

Man I went to basketball camp!

Do I look as white as I sound?

Piggybank... OH ROBERTA!

I can't talk

Excuse me, we copa-stetic

You hear me?

Yeah, we COPA-STETIC

What do you think about?

Mostly like handwriting or delightful goats or something

Uhh... ferrets, they're nice

Umm, the surprising ways of hot tuna

LEG BONK!

Hey man, he got a belt buckle!

You can't let him wear a belt buckle

It's razor sharp, and it hurts

Hey, remember that time I called you G-Money?

Okay I am here

You have beans within your mouth!

You have beans within the mouth!

Yes, you have beans within the mouth!

I don't hear because you have beans within the mouth!

Hey! You look like a piece of meat

I'll turn back around

How could you not like snow?!

Snow? SNOW. SNOW? SNOW?

I lick snow!

It's totally normal!

It's not harmful!

Hey, you know what? Like y'all don't know snow like I do

See like I'm like a snow lover!

Yeahhh, we steady rolling through this K-Mart

Hey, you steal my hard candy?

Okay first we put our shirts up like this

And now I'm gonna look like I'm telling you like some secret basketball wisdom

And you look at me and nod

I SAID NOD

Don't take so long next time

That's all

That potion is ours, give it to him

Hey, that's OUR POTION!

THAT'S OUR POTION!

Man, I found that dog!

You found him? Dog found YOU!

Be quiet fake dog!

How was your weekend?

It was the first time I woke up in the desert holding a knife

I just didn't know what was happening but I guess my fun for the night must have been kind of heavy

I think there could have been a chopper!

Hey Willie, hey, hey, Willie

Hey Willie homina ha-ha chop chop chop

Why you look like a crocodile?

With your raggedy cane

Y'all smell nasty

This is emotion!

I'm mad! You take it back!

You're weak in the head

You're like a regular rock

You're not like a real estate guy

This is correct

The first time I met a vagabond I smiled at him

I passed on the grace of my beard

Okay, look, I don't know what he's talking about

All that was bogus

That thing smells like a horse died on a sad clown

Ear

Another flying plate? Come on, son

That's a poltergeist!

Automatic... that's what I say

Yo yo yo, Drogo!

Apple Jacks and white chocolate

You hear me Khal Drogo?

Sorry, what's up with the accent?

Right now, I want to go and drink tea

Normally I would not

Ohhhhh... wow

I think I'm you

I'm your clone

I like that

Hey, you oughta dress like me

Nails and hair, fancy face!

Hyahhh

ugh, ugh, ugh

NGNHHHHHHHHH

LIKE WOMAN

You drink my tea?

WHAT?

You drink my tea?

You probably drank it

You drank my tea?

You know I don't want that

You drank my tea!

Fine, I drank it

You must feel great, huh?

I mean....

Y'all already thought this but

My hair looks good

Don't put that photo on my facebook!

Cuz you're not my friend

Yes they do!

Cows don't cheat!

Yes they do!

Shrimps don't sneeze

Yes they do!

Crickets can't cry!

They do that though

Turtles can't sing!

Yes, they do sing!

They do sing a song!

But last night I pooped out glass

And then I done fell down one step

Now, how is that even possible?

It's just one step!

Uh huh, uh huh, uhhuhuhuhuhuhhu

Nobody wants my

Bread

Nobody wants my...

bread?

[burp]

Wow that was really loud!

I thought I would just crash this wedding