W: Yeah, we worked like two weeks on that one too.

作るのに2週間ぐらいかかったのにな

P: Plus, there's four of us. If we all watched it, technically there's only one view.

それに 俺ら4人が全員この動画見たとしたら 実質見てるの一人だぞ

S: Uh, actually I watched it twice so...

あ、俺2回みたから・・・

W: What are we gonna do?

どうするよ

W: Gave up my job, so we could take this seriously.

真面目にやるために仕事まで辞めたのに

S: Yeah, we all did.

あぁ、俺ら全員な

P: Hey, guys.

おい皆

P: Check this out real quick.

これちょっと見てみろよ

R: Why, hello there.

どうも皆さんこんにちは。

R: Are you having a hard time getting people to view your videos?

動画がなかなか再生されませんか？

R: Are you in a tight spot right now because you gave up your job to pursue YouTube as a career?

Youtubeの為に仕事を辞めて 切羽詰まってますか？

W: Woah, that's spot on, huh?

おー、俺らの事だな！

R: Are you four guys splitting rent on a beat up apartment sitting on a long brown couch...

ボロアパートに4人で たむろって 茶色いソファーに座ってますか？

R: ...surrounded by garbage and a red finger vase...

ゴミと青いテープで止められた

R: ...that's held together by blue painter's tape?

赤い指の花瓶に囲まれてますか？

W: What the hell?

な、なんだ？！

R: Or one of the four of you has a secret embarrassing addiction to eating his own boogers?

あと4人の中に自分の鼻くそを食べるという 恥ずかしい癖を隠してる人も？

D: I bet it's Sean.

絶対ショーンだろ

R: Well, if that's the case, you've come to the right place.

もしそうなら、貴方はいい動画を見つけました。

R: Welcome to "How to Get Views on Youtube".

「再生回数を稼ぐ方法」へようこそ。

Everyone: YEAH!!

さぁ...

P: Dude, our new apology video got twice the views of our third and fourth video combined!

変なクリップも面白いコントも作って

S: Hell yeah, that's wassup!

新しいものを

W: Look at this money!

アップロードしたのに

P: We are set for life!

再生回数が伸びないな

D: Wait, hold on, guys, guys, guys.

やる気はあるし

D: I just found out how we can make even more money.

自分を信じたいけど

W: What?

また失敗だ

P: How?

でも なぜだろう

D: There's ads on Facebook now!

ユーチューバーは言うんだ

D: We could take all the same videos that we've been uploading on here and upload them on Facebook and make twice as much money!

「やりたいことを やろう」って

W: No way!

ありがたいけど

Everyone: Yeah!!

そんなのウソだよね

R: Ooh, that sucks.

もう2010年じゃないんだ

P: Wait, what sucks?

新しい時代なんだ

R: Well you guys just said the F word twice so that's two strikes in your account.

これが再生回数を稼ぐための

W: What?

真の方法さ

S: Two strikes?

（スライム作ってみた）

R: One more and you guys are pretty much- P: We didn't say the F word.

再生回数を稼ぐ方法

D: Yeah, we were just talking about how there's ads on Facebook now- R: And there's strike number three.

（ハンドスピナーやってみた）

Everyone: Woah woah wait!

再生回数を稼ぐ方法

Everyone: Nononononono-

（虫 食べてみた）

D: Man, this sucks!

君にできることが あるさ

P: Who are you?!

再生回数を稼ぎたいなら （謝罪動画）

D: All you gotta do is give Ryan a wig and he'll start dancing.

最新のトレンドを

P: The thing is Ryan's dance moves are like way more cringy on purpose.

タイトルに入れよう

Everyone: *laughs*

フェイク動画を作って （手を ぶっ刺してみる）