but I'm never on time for trends

俺は流行に疎い

Clearly, as you could probably read the title.

タイトルからも分かるよね

but this time I feel like we were way ahead of the game like years ago if you guys watch our

でも今回はむしろ先取りしてたと思うんだよね

"I dare you" series. You guys know what I'm talking about? Okay

”I dare you”シリーズを見てる人なら分かるよね？

Yeah, it's not quite the exact trend because you know, we didn't actually hammer it and polish it but I'm Japanese

ハンマーで叩いてないし、磨いてもないから ちょっと違うけど...

So that's like half the trend, you know, anyway, for those of you that don't know what I'm talking about

でも俺は日本人だから... ほぼ合ってるっしょ？

This trend is called the Japanese mirror polished tinfoil ball or something like that

何の話か分からない人のために言うと

It's basically just taking a bunch of foil and making a foil ball and feeding it up until it becomes shiny and spherical sphere sphere

今流行ってるのは...

S-Spheri - coal ( oof it's okay Ryan), but for the majority of you you probably already have seen this trend done like a thousand times

"ジャパニーズ・ミラー・アルミホイルボール"

I mean just searching foil ball on YouTube, you see tons of these videos just like everywhere. A lot of them kind of clickbaiting...

大量のアルミホイルを使って ボールの形にしたのを

I mean, it can't all be the largest world breaking ball in the world

ハンマーで叩き続ける 丸くなるまで...

I mean, I'm not trying to throw shade you guys seen the thumbnail have like a perfectly shiny ball on the thumbnail

まる...まるく...まるくなるまで

That looks like perfectly round and it's mirror polish to the point that it is a mirror

ほとんどの人は、もう何回も どんなやつか見たことあるよね

Then you watch the video in the end product is nothing like that

だって、YouTubeで検索すれば めちゃくちゃ出てくるもんね

I mean if I'm not mistaken, that's what clickbait is, right?

まぁそのほとんどは、タイトル詐欺だけどね

You mean like what you're doing right now [ Ryan: what? ] the ultimate foil ball? Sounds pretty click bait-y to me

そんな世界最大の アルミホイルボールができるわけないじゃん

Wait, how did you know I was gonna name it that? it's right there. And seriously that thumbnail you're gonna make a foil ball

嫌味じゃないよ？見た事あるでしょ、 サムネイルには完璧に光ってて

That's the size of a person that's definitely click bait ( agreed. )

綺麗にまん丸で、本当に鏡みたいな

What? what's so hard about it is you just make a ball out of tinfoil right? I do that every single time

でも、動画を見たら 全然そんなんじゃないってゆうやつね

I have leftover. See anyone can make an ordinary ball out of tinfoil (dramatic effect) to create a perfect mirror polished

俺が間違ってなければ、 そういうのがサムネ詐欺でしょ？

Japanese tin foil ball. One must hold the powe- [ Ryan: It's a tin foil ball. Okay, honestly, how hard could that possibly be? ]

それって自分のこと？

Yeah, no, I didn't even start it yet I didn't really feel like doing it

え？

So I kind of just been sitting here for a week. I'll probably get started in like an hour or two. So

”The ultimate foil ball”(最強のアルミボール)だろ？

Alright, let's do this.

結構詐欺っぽいぜ？

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

なんでもうタイトル名知ってるの？

That did not work at all!

ここに書いてあるからだよ

Let's do this.

しかもこのサムネイル

What?!

人と同じ大きさのボールなんて

Let's do this!

サムネ詐欺じゃん

F$&@ it! I'm done.

いや、できるっしょ？簡単に作れるじゃん

Oh. Heh. Hey guys, I'm finished with the song now

いつものことだよ、難しくない

And now presenting, the ultimate foil ball

ただのアルミホイルからボールなんて無理だよ

Hehe, wait...

それも、ピカピカ光る鏡のような ジャパニーズ・ホイルボールだ

I knew you weren't gonna make one as big as the one in the thumbnail, but come on that was just sad

特別な力がなければ...

Oh this no, this is just for the switch to open the curtain for the real foil ball. What?

ただのホイルボールだよ！

Do you really need that ball for that switch and is that even a real lever? [ Ryan: Uh yeah? ]

まじで、難しいわけがない

Look guys, come on...

1週間後

Ready?

うん、まだ始めてすらない

[ wait I really thought he wasn't gonna make a big one (ʘ言ʘ╬) ]

やる気が出ない

Really it's the green ball. No that that's all foil. When you compress tin foil enough

だから一週間ここに座ってる

It kind of loses its shininess and what happens is this green tint.

あと1、2時間したら始めるよ...

Well, it's the green ball. Okay fine

三日後

I wrapped the green ball in foil. But this, this is real. This is a lot of work

よし、始めるぞ

See, I knew you couldn't make one as big as the thumbnail without baking it. It's not fake! Then where is it? Huh?

全然だめだわ

Where is this ultimate tin foil ball? Right here!

6分後

I just told you! That is not ultimate! That isn't even close to the size of the one in the thumbnail

やるぞ

Okay, what are you trying to say then? I'm trying to say that your title is misleading and not only is your thumbnail fake

えっ！？

It's a straight-up lie

9秒後

Do you know what that makes you? Don't you say it

やるぞ

A clickbaiter *grunt*

ク◯

{ See I know you're couldn't make one as big of the thumbnail without faking it! it's not fake }

もういい

{ Well, except for this part, but the next part coming up? That's all real }

ぐ〜るぐ〜るボールを丸めて

See pretty good thumbnail. Ha! I told you it wasn't fake! But the title was still misleading. Come on. Fine

小さくなるまで叩こ〜う

I'll admit it. I was wrong. I know. Guess you made a real ball, even though it isn't as big as I thought it would be and the contraption was pretty cool

それをまた重ねて重ねて

So. So what are you trying to say? This video....

大きなボールの完成だ

Wasn't clickbait. That's what I've been trying to tell you from the start. See doesn't it feel nice to know tha-

実際することはそれだけだ

See cuz when you compress tinfoil

これをしくじるなんて馬鹿くらい

Teehee

もう他に言うことはないんだ