字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント [Dunkey] Sup, dudes? I'm a famous youtuber. So, yeah! We're gonna win this one. [Kid] Okay. Then what's your youtube channel called? [Dunk] You've ever heard of "Jake Paul", kid? [Kid 1] *laughing* [Kid 2] You're not Jake Paul! [Dunk] Yep! It's really me, guys! Jake Paul in da house! [Kid 1] Yeah, I know it. Jake Paul- [Kid 1] Yeah, I know it. Jake Paul- [Kid 2] What kind of (inaudible) [Kid 1] ...Fortnite, because I- [Dunk] It's always great to meet fans, you know! Just six days ago, I was doing this week's gorilla prank on my girlfriend [Kid 2] (whispering) He's a fake! [Player] What the fuck? [Player] Well! He's gonna die. [intense music] [Kid] Yeah, bro! Jake Paul! [Player] Alright guys! Like I said, I don't play for fun. I play to win [Dunk] Yep! I'm the same exact way, man! I only play to win. [intense music] [music stops] [music resumes] [music stops] [music resumes] [Kid] He didn't even noticed. [music stops] [Dunk] Damn! (laughing) [Kid 1] Bro! You're- You're playing like Jake Paul, bro! [Dunk] What is that supposed to mean? [Kid 2] Jake Paul is ASS at Fortnite. [Kid] What you should be watching, would be watching Donald Duck. [Dunk] No! [Kid] Then, you should be watch- *laughs* [Dunk] No! [Dunk] I watch the Boss Baby Show [Kid] Not a show, but you know! Hehh! Boss baby's a movie. [Dunk] Ehh! Wrong! It's called "Boss Baby: Back in Business" It's on Netflix! So, you're dumb. [Kid] It's a movie, dumbass! [Dunk] Dude! You're gonna be so embarrassed when I put this on my "Jake Paul" youtube channel. [Kid] Ye- ye- Yeah! You're not frickin' Jake paul! [Player] Someone's coming! [Fluppy] Ok! [Leah] Woo! *laughing* [Fluppy] Alright! We're good. *Leah laughing* [Dunk] Anybody got a mic? *Dog Barking* [Dunk] Oh! Hey, man! What's going on? So. Where do you guys wanna drop? *Dog Barking Twice* [Dunk] Okay. Fluppy? What the fuck is that abomination? How much money did he spend on that? [Fluppy] Ok! If he says anything in the triple digits, I'm leaving! I'm just gonna kick him. It's probably up there OHHH!!! [Dunk] Are you guys good at Fortnite? [Kid] I don't know how to barely play. *Dunkey's laughing* [Kid] Well! See you later, alligators! [Dunk] See ya! [Leah] What? Are you leaving? [Kid] Nope! *Leah's laughing* [Player] Yo, dog! Why are you just shooting random stuff? [intense music] [Player] What's up with this guy? [Dunk] Follow me! I'm the number one ranked player in the world. *Teammate laughing* [intense music] [Player] Oh, wow! Oh, man! Oh! He did it again! This dude is unstoppable! [Dunk] Ooh, there it goes! Utilizing the power of the mystic jewels I'll be able to make Fortnite 2! And then, I'll- He- Get- Get away from that! It's mine! This time! It's all mine, baby! It's just me and the glove. ..and THAT guy! and another guy shooting and a forth guy. Infinity War sucks! Oh, shit! No! Wait, wait, wa- Ah-! [punch] Hit me! Whop! It did! Right? Ah? Dead? Yeah! Excuse me! You had your turn, Ok? *Mine! - Seagulls from Finding Nemo* It's my turn to be Mr. Thanos, now! [Thanos] The end... is near. [Dunk] The end is near for Fortnite. If it keeps coming up with these stupid-ass game modes. Do you guys know how to get the "Thanos Gun"? [Kid] The Thanos GUN? [Dunk] Yeah! [Kid 2] It's a GUN??? [Kid 1] It's the Thanos. It's- Hmm. [Kid 1] Infinity Gauntlet, yep. [Dunk] The Thanos Gun. [Kid 1] The Infinity Gauntlet? [Kid 2] There's no gun. [Dunk] No. It's called the "Thanos Gun". It turns you into Thanos from... Uh... Spider-Man. [Kid 2] No! It's a- It's a- [Dunk] NO. [Player] Bayyyyyybeeee! Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay- [Dunk] Dude! Shut up! [Player] Bayyyyyybeeee! Bay! [Dunk] Shut up! [Player] Bay! *laughing* (Starts repeating "baby" faster and Dunkey is getting angry) [Dunk] Hey, blue! Come over here, man! (The guy who was saying "Baby") I wanna give you this good weapon I found. *Dunkey laughing* [intense music] [Kid] GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! [Kid] I'm gonna try to connect my controller. ♪ Crew's Quarters Theme - MGS 2 ♪ [Dunk] He doesn't know. [Player] I'm gonna check if no one is coming here. [Dunk] Eh? Uh-oh. ♪ Crew's Quarters Theme - MGS 2 ♪ [Dunk] Alright. I just got 2 kills. [Kid] No I got the kills but, ok... [Dunk] I think I hear something over here. Alright! I got 3 kills now. [Kid] I... I got the 3 kills. [Dunk] One second! I'm gonna put this on my Youtube channel. [Kid] Look at the top right It says you have no kills. [Dunk] Purple if you could- [Purple] I'm not- Purple, if you could just. Just shush for a minute. I'm gonna put this on my Youtube channel Fortnite...Triple Kill... (Typing) ...Jake Paul. Okay. [Purple] Oh! [Dunk] Well! What's going on, Youtube? [Purple] Shut up! [Dunk] Kill No. 5! [Purple] Kill No. 5? I like how I got them. [Dunk] Oh my god! please Behind the tree! Yes, yes... He's no match against the tree! I'm Killin' him, I'm killin' him! I'm gonna... Whh... I got the... I got the... Power Paw™! [Buzz Lightyear] To infinity... and beyond! [Dunk] Oh my god, I did it!