I'm a famous youtuber. So, yeah!

We're gonna win this one.

[Kid] Okay. Then what's your youtube channel called?

[Dunk] You've ever heard of "Jake Paul", kid?

[Kid 1] *laughing* [Kid 2] You're not Jake Paul!

[Dunk] Yep! It's really me, guys!

Jake Paul in da house!

[Kid 1] Yeah, I know it. Jake Paul-

[Kid 1] Yeah, I know it. Jake Paul- [Kid 2] What kind of (inaudible)

[Kid 1] ...Fortnite, because I-

[Dunk] It's always great to meet fans, you know!

Just six days ago, I was doing this week's gorilla prank on my girlfriend

[Kid 2] (whispering) He's a fake!

[Player] What the fuck?

[Player] Well! He's gonna die.

[intense music]

[Kid] Yeah, bro! Jake Paul!

[Player] Alright guys! Like I said, I don't play for fun.

I play to win

[Dunk] Yep! I'm the same exact way, man!

I only play to win.

[intense music]

[music stops]

[music resumes]

[music stops]

[music resumes]

[Kid] He didn't even noticed.

[music stops]

[Dunk] Damn! (laughing)

[Kid 1] Bro! You're- You're playing like Jake Paul, bro!

[Dunk] What is that supposed to mean?

[Kid 2] Jake Paul is ASS at Fortnite.

[Kid] What you should be watching, would be watching Donald Duck.

[Dunk] No!

[Kid] Then, you should be watch-

*laughs* [Dunk] No!

[Dunk] I watch the Boss Baby

Show

[Kid] Not a show, but you know!

Hehh! Boss baby's a movie.

[Dunk] Ehh! Wrong!

It's called "Boss Baby: Back in Business"

It's on Netflix! So, you're dumb.

[Kid] It's a movie, dumbass!

[Dunk] Dude! You're gonna be so embarrassed when I put this on my "Jake Paul" youtube channel.

[Kid] Ye- ye- Yeah!

You're not frickin' Jake paul!

[Player] Someone's coming!

[Fluppy] Ok!

[Leah] Woo!

*laughing*

[Fluppy] Alright! We're good.

*Leah laughing*

[Dunk] Anybody got a mic?

*Dog Barking*

[Dunk] Oh! Hey, man! What's going on?

So. Where do you guys wanna drop?

*Dog Barking Twice*

[Dunk] Okay.

Fluppy? What the fuck is that abomination?

How much money did he spend on that?

[Fluppy] Ok!

If he says anything in the triple digits, I'm leaving!

I'm just gonna kick him.

It's probably up there

OHHH!!!

[Dunk] Are you guys good at Fortnite?

[Kid] I don't know how to barely play.

*Dunkey's laughing*

[Kid] Well! See you later, alligators!

[Dunk] See ya!

[Leah] What? Are you leaving?

[Kid] Nope!

*Leah's laughing*

[Player] Yo, dog! Why are you just shooting random stuff?

[intense music]

[Player] What's up with this guy?

[Dunk] Follow me! I'm the number one ranked player in the world.

*Teammate laughing*

[intense music]

[Player] Oh, wow!

Oh, man!

Oh! He did it again!

This dude is unstoppable!

[Dunk] Ooh, there it goes!

Utilizing the power of the mystic jewels

I'll be able to make Fortnite 2!

And then, I'll-

He- Get- Get away from that!

It's mine!

This time! It's all mine, baby!

It's just me and the glove.

..and THAT guy!

and another guy shooting

and a forth guy.

Infinity War sucks!

Oh, shit! No!

Wait, wait, wa- Ah-!

[punch]

Hit me!

Whop!

It did!

Right?

Ah?

Dead?

Yeah! Excuse me! You had your turn, Ok? *Mine! - Seagulls from Finding Nemo*

It's my turn to be Mr. Thanos, now!

[Thanos] The end... is near.

[Dunk] The end is near for Fortnite.

If it keeps coming up with these stupid-ass game modes.

Do you guys know how to get the "Thanos Gun"?

[Kid] The Thanos GUN?

[Dunk] Yeah!

[Kid 2] It's a GUN???

[Kid 1] It's the Thanos. It's- Hmm.

[Kid 1] Infinity Gauntlet, yep. [Dunk] The Thanos Gun.

[Kid 1] The Infinity Gauntlet? [Kid 2] There's no gun.

[Dunk] No. It's called the "Thanos Gun".

It turns you into Thanos

from... Uh...

Spider-Man.

[Kid 2] No! It's a- It's a-

[Dunk] NO.

[Player] Bayyyyyybeeee!

Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay-

[Dunk] Dude! Shut up!

[Player] Bayyyyyybeeee!

Bay!

[Dunk] Shut up!

[Player] Bay! *laughing*

(Starts repeating "baby" faster and Dunkey is getting angry)

[Dunk] Hey, blue! Come over here, man!

(The guy who was saying "Baby")

I wanna give you this good weapon I found.

*Dunkey laughing*

[intense music]

[Kid] GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT!

[Kid] I'm gonna try to connect my controller.

♪ Crew's Quarters Theme - MGS 2 ♪

[Dunk] He doesn't know.

[Player] I'm gonna check if no one is coming here.

[Dunk] Eh?

Uh-oh.

♪ Crew's Quarters Theme - MGS 2 ♪

[Dunk] Alright.

I just got 2 kills.

[Kid] No

I got the kills

but, ok...

[Dunk] I think I hear something over here.

Alright! I got 3 kills now.

[Kid] I...

I got the 3 kills.

[Dunk] One second! I'm gonna put this on my Youtube channel.

[Kid] Look at the top right

It says you have no kills.

[Dunk] Purple if you could- [Purple] I'm not-

Purple, if you could just.

Just shush for a minute.

I'm gonna put this on my Youtube channel

Fortnite...Triple Kill... (Typing)

...Jake Paul.

Okay.

[Purple] Oh!

[Dunk] Well! What's going on, Youtube?

[Purple] Shut up!

[Dunk] Kill No. 5!

[Purple] Kill No. 5?

I like how I got them.

[Dunk] Oh my god!

please

Behind the tree!

Yes, yes... He's no match against the tree!

I'm Killin' him, I'm killin' him!

I'm gonna...

Whh...

I got the...

I got the... Power Paw™!

[Buzz Lightyear] To infinity... and beyond! [Dunk] Oh my god, I did it!

[Battle Theme]

*Laughing Evilly*

Yes, the power!

Now I will wipe out half of the people playing!

What?

He can't even fit through the door?

Yeah, I quit.

Thanos sucks!

Eh, it's so great to be here, so great. ♪ Seinfeld theme song ♪

What a great audience. Hey!

What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the daytime?

[Player] Fort-day?

...

[Dunk] Yeah, I'm out out of here-

[Kid] I'm- I'm amazing with the rocket.

[Dunk] Listen, man.

I'll give you the rocket, but you have to promise me that you're good with it.

[Kid] Yeah! I'm like...really good, with the rocket launcher.

Stand in front of me. Someone stand in front of me.

And jump on my count.

1

2

3

Jump.

Oh, crap!

♪ Seinfield Theme - Sega Genesis Remix ♪

[OUTRO] ♪ Seinfield Theme - Sega Genesis Remix ♪