Has anyone seen A Quiet Place yet?

[APPLAUSE]

Yep.

It is the number one movie in the country.

And it's about a family that can't

make any noise because if they do, a monster gets them.

And I wasn't going to bring this up,

because I'm happy for John and Emily-- they're

friends of mine.

And it's a big hit.

And I'm happy for them.

It could have been a bigger hit.

I was originally in it.

And once again, I was cut out of it.

And this is what you didn't get to see.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

I want to cleanse.

[LAUGHTER]

[BLENDER NOISE]

[THUMPING]

[WHISTLING]

Hey, wait up.

I got stuff to keep us safe.

I got this flare gun.

[LAUGHTER]

[FLARE GUN FIRING]

They'll find us.

[FLARE GUN FIRING]

I also-- I have my bear horn--

[HORN TOOTING]

--and my air horn.

[HORN BLARING]

I got my bear horn--

[HORN TOOTING]

--and my rap air horn.

[HORN BLARING]

John, John!

Don't run so loud!

Don't-- don't run so loud!

Don't--

Ahh!

Ugh.

He should've-- he should have been quieter.

I don't even know why I brought these.

[CYMBALS CRASHING]

[SINGING AND CYMBALS CRASHING]