I can speed type.

Okay I can s...

One second dude

Uh nuh nuh not to day, not today buddy.

Got em. We're doing Lancer Paragon Blitzcrank in the jungle boys!

Aight boys, let's check out the skin, dude this looks nice! Look at that...

I'm from a game. I just don't know which game it is... Like an MMO or something dude.

I've seen this before.

I look... I look nothing like Blitzcrank anymore though. All right. Let's see the recall actually. Let's see the recall.

Okay

All right, that's it

That's pretty cool, not bad, not bad

All right, what are we doing? Are we doing Machete? Let's do Machete yeah.

Look how I walk dude. Does Blitzcrank always walk like this?

No, he doesn't always walk like this.

Ooh! Look at my jet pack!

Oh that's so cool. You press W!

Alright, and... wait wait run run run Smite. Oh perfect dude look at that a clean level three!

Should we invade? Who are we against?

Wait what?

Where's their jungler?

WHAT?

Is someone jungling without Smite on their team?

What are you doing, buddy? Ooh!

Fist him! Okay okay yeah yeah Yasuo? Hasakey? I won't miss, I won't miss, I never miss.

Oh wait! Hold on I can get this. No I can do this. I won't miss I promise you, if I miss this Q I will...

Alt F4 Rage Quit

Okay

Wait why am I lagging so hard?

Wait...

Yasuo...

It was mine bro...

And they used to call me uh "Never miss a hook blue3" in high school dude.

Yo, are you? Are you like AFK, buddy?

You don't need to tunnel in if it's just you. Like they... You're supposed to be in this lane.

Okay whatever I'm going in.

Get over here Sona!

Gimme dat booty!

Boom!

Okay.

Stay away from me.

Stay away from me please.

Where you going?

Ooh the Twitch was gonna steal it.

Get em Twitch! Yo I'll flash and fist em! I should... Give him to me!

Where you're going?

Wait where's my E? Oh 25 mana! Give him the fisting!

Nice!

And then last hit last hit hold on kill secure!

Kill...Kill...Kill secur...

Someone hit him!

Someone needs to hit him!

Okay I'll hit him.

And!

Boom!

Nice dude.

Clean.

Yo Blitzcrank jungle's OP what the heck?

I know how I'm getting Challenger boys!

Blitzcrank jungle in my ranked games.

Here we go.

Now I know what you're thinking you're like...

Ehh is Blitzcrank really OP? Or is it just cuz bad people.

Well let me answer for that for ya!

Let me answer that for ya alright? Here we go!

Impressive.

Very nice.

Eeh eeh aight okay

So as you see he's OP, I burned her flash for nothing.

Ooh that was like a cool thing!

Little lightning storm going out.

Look at that!

Dude that's so cool actually.

Now let me show you why Blitzcrank's OP.

Oh wait...

Oh...

Okay.

Okay now I'll show you.

Oh we got her!

Wait I need help!

I need help.

Okay...

Oooh boy...

Yo yo like... Lemme... Lemme get that. Lem... Lemme get that, lemme get that.

Hold on.

Let me show you how OP... Blitzcrank's ganks are.

So first you can Q!

Ya miss!

Oh wait you don't miss...

You don't miss.

See I was...

I was pranking you there.

You thought I was gonna miss but I didn't, haha.

Yo can I grab...

What is that thing in the bottom of his...

Wait get the tower! Get the tower!

Oooh! Where's your tower now buddy!

Get over here!

Dude I look so cool!

Look at that.

Do you need help team?

Cuz I'm here!

Wait I can grab her!

Wut? Wat? She's holding still!

Her brain DC'ed

That's not my fault!

Dude his hook looks so cool.

It's like an Urgot ulti.

Alright you ready to check out his hook?

I'll wait 4 seconds here just for you guys.

For... for... for the stream purposes.

Watch this. Check it out!

That's so cool!

Hey I can get her!

Wait I can do this!

Boom!

Get her Yasuo!

Help me!

Okay...

Dang it dude!

They're helping me reach my final form.

Duskblade completed.

Nice.

I think now I have enough damage to oneshot.

I think so...

How much do the electric...

Okay let's do the math here right?

My

thing here

does...

230 damage.

My Q...

530 total.

This...

Another 500 that's like a thousand damage right there.

And this...

A thousand two hundred damage.

A thousand two hundred damage... How much does Sona have?

She has a thousand two hundred!

Wait a second!

Boom!

See!

Math! Boys! Math.

This is why you stay in school.

Really?

Get her!

Nice dude!

Tristana tryna disrespect us Yasuo!

Oh...

Ooh!

You're a god.

You're... Ah wait... You're a god

Not a go. What the heck does a go mean?

Yo we're not done with these guys.

We're not done with these bakas.

Alright Flash hook!

Not gonna miss.

Guarantee you.

Don't even need to Flash.

Alright 4 seconds Flash hook.

Three.

Two.

One!

"Never miss a hook Blue3" ladies and gentlemen

That was a pretty good hook huh?

Another one!

Lethality Assassin Blitzcrank dude!

I know you guys are messaging them.

You guys have a chatbox open ready to tell this Vayne that I'm here!

Yo! Can someone like...

Check their jungle pl...

GIMME DAT BOOTY!

BOOM!

I'm 10/5 ADC three items by the way.

Oh but I'm Assassin Blitzcrank!

Alright she's done!

Boom!

One more auto?

Two more auto! What?

Ulti! Ulti! Ulti!

You're an actual monkey.

Actual monkey Aurelion Sol.

Oh!

I see a booty!

Why is it always me?

He's dead!

Yo give me that Windwall!

Another one?

Oh my gosh!

This is actually good!

I DON'T MISS!

You see? You thought I was memeing dude?

When I said "Never miss a hook Blue3".

No that's actually... That's on my driver's license dude.

First and last name.

Alright Sona!

Wait! She has a Green Ward!

Oh! She had a Green Ward...

How dare you get rid of such a...

glorious...

Ward!

Gimme dat booty!

Yeah that's balanced.

That's what... That's what happens when you go around wasting Green Wards

Buddy!

Here let's...

Let's get that Ward!

Get that Ward!

Get this Ward!

But I can hook somebody for a oneshot.

Aah!

Wait wait wait!

Okay I'll take it!

I'll take it!

Worth.

Alright boys!

Can they end?

Are they going to end?

I think they could end.

Well... Maybe.

They can't kill Yasuo.

Dang it Yasuo can end dude.

Oh!

He's gonna int!

Typical Yasuo main!

Ooh... Would you look at that Sona!

Just look so free!

Actually you know what?

I'm gonna kick it up a notch.

I'm gonna go for a harder player.

Like one of the more tankier ones maybe?

Oh!

You know what that one works!

Come here!

I'm a four items ADC

Well bye bye them ADCs you know don't worry about me

Oh crap it's Blitzcrank!

You know what dude?

I'm gonna make the craziest play of all time here we go.

That's it.

He's crazy.

He's crazy!

Okay.

I may have E'd a minion there.

I E'd a minion dude!

Wait I need my Duskblade back.

Duskblade?

Duskblade?

How is this warded?

Where's my Duskblade?

Alright screw it we don't need Duskblade.

That hook was so good!

Alright wait let me get the +50.

+50?

+50 in the chat let's go boys ggwp

Assassin Blitzcrank

Oh my gosh dude that was insane!

That's actually really fun going Assassin Blitzcrank!