And this is Game In 60 Seconds.

Today's game is Destiny.

OK, let's ride.

Before you play

you have to choose between 3 classes

3 races

and way to few hairstyles.

I called Bungie and made up my own class

'Nouveau Shaman'

He's me with flaming hair and sunglasses

Cos that's cool

He's got a sweet super

Which is charged all the time

It's called the Nick Cage stare

And it goes a little something like this

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

Everyone else seems to think the goal of the game is to dance

Everytime I go to the tower who return my bounty

It's like walking through a FREKKIN' RAVE

So far, the most challenging thing in Destiny

Is The Vault of Glass

Not because of the enemies

But because getting 6 friends to coordinate schedules

IS IMPOSSIBLE

I have yet to finish because Gary Busey

insists on carrying the Relic

and that f***er

can't go 10 minutes without making a SNACK RUN

leaving the rest of us as blind cannon fodder

While we listen to him sucking down baby back ribs

00:00:39,521 --> 00:00:40,700 I NEED THAT MYTHOCLAST BUSEY

I NEED IT

Just give me a damn minute Cage!

These ribs are so savoury

The Dark Below Expansion is so weak

This is just a new coat of paint

Over the SAME DAMN THING

Bungie and Activision

Can DARK BLOW ME

In the end

My favourite activity is the fan in the Tower

I love pushing that button

And watching those dancing f***s fly!

Dance now!

Try me!

You can't.

Can you?

Overall I give Destiny 3 our of 5 Ghost Riders

And one evil Nick Cage stare