Felix: It's Boshy time. Hell yea everybody, This is the moment you've all been waiting for

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ﾎﾞｯｼｰﾀｲﾑﾀﾞｾﾞｪ~~!!☆

Oh PewDiePie's playing I Wanna Be the Guy but I Wanna Be the Boshy is way harder

行くぜ お前ら！

Oh Pewdiepie didn't even finish I Wanna Be the Guy- %^$%^$^%

お前ら コレを待ってたんだろォ？！

I lost the save file, and I can't be fucked okay, but let's play I wanna be Boshy

「PewDiePieは “I Wanna Be A Guy”やってるけど “I Wanna Be the Boshy”のほうが難しいよな～」

Oh, it's so hard. Oh, it's so hard

「てかコイツ アイワナも クリアしてないじゃん！」

Ayeee *stfu*

(#ﾟ皿ﾟ)＜ﾀﾞﾏﾘﾔｶﾞﾚｯｯ!!!!!

All right, here's the tutorial like I haven't figured that out.

セーブファイルが壊れたんだよ

[Kirby music playin']

いいか？

What the-

だから“I Wanna Be Boshy”やろう

[Kirby music continuing]

「このゲーム超ムズいよォ～」

Shut- I know how to play a game.

「エ～～ン」

Oh no. Oh no, I can't do the tutorial... Oh no.

ﾀﾞﾏﾚ

[Moaning]

チュートリアルか

Oh, this is bad.

操作方法くらい分かるわ

Ohhh look at that, easy. Shooting. Use the X-Key to shoot a bullet wi- WHAT?

ちょっ…

What the

黙…

*[Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah] in the background*

分かってるってば！

Save jump it can be done by.... Oh shoot a save point.

アカン…

Stfu

チュートリアルができん…

[Here we go] It's Boshy time

ウソだろ

It's- It's- It- It's Bo- It's B-

ｱｧｧｧ…

It's Bosh- It's Boshy time...

(；´Д｀)＜ｵｫ…

It's Bo- It's Bo- It's Bosh- It's Bo-

これアカン…

*Fuck yeah*

こりゃ簡単だろ

It's Boshy time!

「撃つ」

Hey, I did it! God damn, I'm a genius. I see I don't need those... Go away from me

「Xキーを押して撃つ…」

Okay, here we go everybody. Hey good. OOohheehhhh

は？

Ohh great... Noooo I go back here. Are you kidding me?

な…！？

Alright alright so that wasn't actually a save. That's so annoying... Oh my god

「“セーブジャンプ”をするには…」

Where do I go? Oh my god?

セーブポイントを撃つのか！

Okay... Alright

( Bothyタイムだぜェ！ )

What if I go over it... Oh, okay?

うるせぇな

Are you kidding me

( Bothyタイムだぜェ！ )

Alright you can't- you can't do anything. Where do I go? Where do I go? Oh my god!

( B… Bo… B… Both… )

So annoying

( Boshy… )

HAAAA

( Bothyタイムだぜェ！ )

HAAAAAA

( Bothy- )

Stop being so annoying. Alright, don't jump

( Bo- )

I'm just gonna- Okay, okay, where am I?

( Bosh- )

What

( Bo- )

Okay all right. Where am I... What killed me here last time. I have no idea

( FUCK YEAH☆ )

Okay, I-

( Bothyタイムだぜェ！ )

Oh God are you kidding me? That looks super difficult! I don't even see how!

(; ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ｷﾀ───!!

Great... Good job [x2] Oh my god. Of course. Why don't I just shoot it there?

俺ちゃん 天才！！

Did the save just shoot me back?

チュートリアルなんて要らねぇ

Lemme try this.... HA

失せろ

What are you gonna do now huh? whatchu gon do now HUH?

よっしゃ 行くでぇ

umm..

くらえっ…

Why did I do this... Oh the game is- the game is slowing down

(; ´・Д・)＜ｴｪｪｪ…

Ahhh... Game, can you- You can stop... You can stop now game? Oh God? Oh? Oh, it's-

スバラシイ

not Boshy time

こっからかよ！？

I don't want boshy time... I don't want it. I don't want it anymore. Wait, F3 changes my character?

ふざけんな！

[intense music]

よし…

Oh look at dat!

よし

[More intense music]

あれセーブじゃねぇじゃん

Hey look at...

腹立つな

What!? I can play as Pedobear, that's like my favorite character

ああもう…

What the hell I'm way too slow... Who even is Boshy, and why is he so mean

どこ行きゃいいんだ？

Come on. This is easy

何だよ！？

this bit is easy bit

おっけ…

I forgot that I needed to go to the place- you ******* **** You frickin Frick, I mean. Sorry Youtube

あっそう

Com'on Pedobear you can totally do it

ここ 超えたらどうなる？

This is ez

お…なるほど？

This is super-

マジかよ？

EZ

何もできねーじゃん

It's fine [x2]

どこ行くんだ？？

It's fine... All right don't worry about me

どこ行きゃいい？？

Worry about yourself, HUH, have you ever worried about yourself before, HUH maybe that's why you're a slob sitting at home...

(#´Д｀)＜ああもおｫｫｵｵ！！

Watching fucking YouTube videos

ウゼｪｪｴｴ！！

You loser

ﾊ────(#´Д｀)────!!!

I'm a winner, OK? I'm a winner look at this

ﾊ────(((#´Д｀)))────!!!

[Swearing in Swedish]: But you fucking cunt's fucking cunt-cake (no, not a typo lol)

イライラさせんな！

I think... I think this game might be a little difficult. I don't know. I don't know what- wada wada wanted to say about

ジャンプはしない…

The game... It might be- It might-

無視して…

I can't even **** suck my own **** I can't even do the first thing

行けた

I can't even d-do the first thing

よし

90 times??

どこにいる？

No, go up on it mannn

は？？？？？

It sucka **** time

よし 大丈夫だ

Com'on Boshy you can do it mann... I believe in you

俺 どこだ

Look at the- look at these ma-

なんでさっき死んだのかサッパリだ

This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is just what I want

おけ…

This is what I wanted and you wanted a challenge

え…

It's just not even that difficult

何だよ これ…！？

You're on the first jump Poodz... You're on the first

マジかよ？

God Damn... Ju- fine

クッソムズそうじゃん！

What the hell were you thinking? Come on, come on

どうすりゃいいんだよ！？

Focus

なるほど イイネ

Focus

最高

You got this, come on [x3]

うっわ…

Come on. Come on.

そうか！ここでセーブ撃てばいいじゃん！

[Swedish]: come on, you fucking-

セーブが俺を撃ち返した

[whisper] Are you retarded [x3]

やってみよう

[mumbling] I ain't givin' up

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ﾊｯ!!

I really should give up- I realy shou- I- I should give up... Neva. Neva quit. I ain't a *Kweder*

届かねーだろォ！？

Imma Quada

( ^Д^)＜攻撃してみろよ！！

I'm a Quack

あ～…

I'm a *hoarse sound*

どうすんだコレ…

I'm a Kezzo

ヤバイ ゲームが…

I'm a Kess-

処理落ちし始めた

I'm a Kettzz- Are you ffff-

ちょ…そろそろ止まれよ

How am I getting worse?!

もういいってば

Com'on man

うわっ…

Felix... Seriously, you just have to focus on yourself

ｵ────(´･д･`)────ｩ…

Stop doin' the stupid voices and focus for once

ｵ───(;´･д･`)───ｩ

Good job, you- [laughter]

これじゃ…

[Swedish]: it was really close that time!

(; ´･д･`)＜Bothyタイムできないよｫ…

[Swedish]: it was super close, like!

Boshyタイムしたくないよｫ…

[Swedish]: You laugh?

もうイヤだ もうムリ…

[Swedish]: Ey, man? Ey man, you want some c*ck?

え？F3キーでキャラ変更？

Huh? Huh!?

おお すげぇ

[Swedish]: Answer then! You'll get-!

すげぇじゃん…

[Swedish]: Yes but of course... [x2]:

クマーになれんの！？

[Swedish]: (?) -if you outsmart them you'll get some cock, huh? Huh?

俺のお気に入りの…

[Swedish]: Do you want a little something in your ass, or? Huh? You-

キャラクターなのｫｫ!!!

Jävlar!

なんでこんなに遅いんだよ！

Damnit!

もはやBothyでもねーし

I can do it. I know I can. I just need to do it once and then I know I can do, okay. That's how it works

なんでこんな意地悪なんだ

Get up on it!!!!

こんなん簡単だろ

Am I even recording? Where did it go?

簡単に越せるはずだ

[Swedish]: Come ooonnnn!

あそこにジャンプするの 忘れてた

Okay, go here, jump down there, wait-

ク◯の◯ソ野郎が

This is where evolution has taken us... God damn it, come on

間違えた…ダメのダメ野郎 かな

I can't even do the first jump. I can't do the first jump. I just can't- I can't do it. I just can't do it

ゴメン Youtube！

I just cannot-

ガンバレ クマー！ 君ならできる！

DO IT

こんなの簡単だ！

COM'ON COM'ON... Are you KIDDING me?

こんなの…

How are you this bad?! Be quiet, be quiet, all right?

(#ﾟДﾟ)＜◯◯◯！

I don't need you talking to me like that, come on, give me some encouragement... Damn it

簡単！

Yeah, you can do it! Yes, I can do it, look at me go

大丈夫

Easy [x2]

大丈夫だ

Easy... Look at that shit, look at it

心配してんじゃねぇ

And now he does th-

テメェの心配でもしてろよ

[Sobbing]

(#´Д｀)＜ｴｪ?

AGAINNNNNN

テメェの心配をしたことがあるか？

[Panting]

(#´Д｀)＜ｴｪ?!

[Crazy laugher]

どうせテメェなんか家でだらけて…

[plus demon laughter]

ずーっとYouTube見てんだろうがよ

[Heavy breathing]

負け組が！

[Typing]

俺は勝ち組なんだよｯ！

[click]

勝ち組だ！

"I am dead inside"

見てろ！