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  • - You thought I was going to hell for a long time.

  • - Oh, that's when I still believed in religion, though.

  • - God, well--

  • - But I wasn't wrong, I mean,

  • Baptists do believe Jewish people are going to hell.

  • (soft upbeat music)

  • Great, wow, guys, thanks all for joining me.

  • My one night stand, my couple-months relationship,

  • my years relationship.

  • Thanks for doing this, I can't believe we got

  • all of you here, well, is it that embarrassing

  • to date me that you gotta hide your face?

  • - The simple answer is yes.

  • - Great, I just want to make it clear,

  • I didn't dress like this for you,

  • I dress like this for all my interviews.

  • So I just wanted to know, why do you think

  • you all turned out to be frogs

  • instead of Prince Charmings for me?

  • - I think you walked up to me like I was a piece of meat,

  • and then later admitted that that was 100% what you did,

  • so I kinda felt objectified a little bit.

  • - Sorry.

  • Tell me, what went right in our relationship?

  • Like, what are some things that I did well,

  • so that I can carry that on into my date coming up.

  • - You're really funny--

  • - Stop (mumbles)--

  • - My friends liked you a lot and thought you were funny.

  • - I'll agree, yeah, I'll say that, yeah.

  • - Is that all that's good about me?

  • You didn't bring anything to this, Baghead?

  • - I wasn't gonna say funny at all,

  • I was gonna say, very creative.

  • - That's something I should keep.

  • - [Baghead] Yeah, keep that going.

  • - What's something I should get rid of?

  • - Have you thought about that lip tattoo?

  • - I can't undo that.

  • - Don't be mean to him.

  • - [Kelsey] Was I mean to you?

  • - No!

  • - I felt like you said no, but you meant yes.

  • Why don't you think we turned into

  • more than a one night thing?

  • - Uhh... (exhales)

  • - That's cool, I don't wanna put you on the spot--

  • - No, that's fine.

  • - I just wanted to know why you didn't, you know,

  • Text, or call me back, it's fine.

  • - [Ian] It's cool.

  • - Uh, Ben, so you broke up with me.

  • - Yep.

  • - The night before my birthday, why?

  • - That's kind of a dick move.

  • - Kind of a dick move. Alright, uh, Baghead.

  • You and I had one of the longest relationships

  • I've ever been in.

  • Why do you think it didn't last?

  • - Ah, man, deep question there.

  • I think you got progressively crazier.

  • - Shut up, Ian

  • - To the point where it had gotten too crazy.

  • - Yeah, I went a little psycho towards the end there.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Listen, I'm not proud of who I was when I dated you,

  • I'm not, I'm proud of myself now, and I believe that.

  • How was the sex?

  • - I'm not answering that question.

  • - Not as good as my current girlfriend, who I love dearly.

  • - Great answer.

  • - Not as good as my current girlfriend, who I love dearly.

  • - Oh, it was good.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Do you guys think I'm a derp princess?

  • - I think you used to shower as much as a derp princess.

  • (laughter)

  • - Last question, do any of you guys want

  • to get back together?

  • - Baghead?

  • - Click here to watch my new show, Am I Doing This Right.

  • It's the perfect thing to watch

  • with a glass of wine and your best friends.

  • - We're not your best friends.

  • - Watch it! (glass clinking)

  • (suspenseful music)

  • (tires squealing) (surprised shout)

  • - Ah, shit!

  • Am I doing this right?

  • - Yeah, you're looking good!

  • - That's the name of the show.

  • (techno music)

  • - [Narrator] Watchable.

- You thought I was going to hell for a long time.

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