字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Welcome back to the show. -Thank you. -I love having you on. -I love being here. This is my favorite. -Thank you. Thank you so much. ´Cause we´ve known each other now for awhile. I mean, this is -- this is -- -Old school right there. -This is an old-school sweatshirt. This is, like, turning into vintage. -Kind of. -It was brand-new and now it´s vintage. -Now it´s vintage. -It´s so rad. I love it so much. And I wear it all the time. But this is -- it´s -- it´s always fun having you here, because we were original BFFs and then we -- -I have something for you. -You do? I have something for you too. -Wait. -Is this like the gift of the magi? -Are we exchanging gifts right now? -I totally have a gift for you. -Because you showed me the older one. I wanted to show you the new one. -Did you make a new -- -I made a new one for you. -I´ll wear this. [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ] It´s our 10th anniversary. -Hey! Is it ten -- 10th anniversary? Is this the 10th time you´ve been on the show? -It´s the 10th time I´ve been on the show with you. -Oh, my God, you were such a baby. -[ Laughing ] I know. -Should I put this on now or we´ll save it? -You can do whatever you want. -Yeah, I have to put it on now, right? -Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Humming ] I feel like Mr. Rogers. [ Laughter ] [ as Fred Rogers ] "You like Demi´s new song?" [ Laughter ] [ Normal voice ] That´s my Mr. Rogers impression. -Dude, that´s so creepy. -It is creepy. It kind of sounds like Ted Cruz a little bit. Oh, look at this. [ Cheers and applause ] -Yay. It looks amazing. -I love it. I love it. I´m keeping the bow too. -Okay. -Here´s what I did for you. I didn´t know this was the 10th time. But I just wanted to make something special for you. So, I´m really into making my own pickles. And this is the truth. -Really? [ Laughs ] -I know. I really am and I got some ball jars. And I really went out and I made you my own -- -You made me pickles? [ Laughter ] -Yeah. I heard that you like pickles. -I love pickles. -You do? -Thank you! -So I dated it on the top. -Okay. -But I really went for it. I mean, I went to the farm. -"My BFF Demi." [ Audience awws ] [ Laughs ] -I went to a farm. I got fresh Kirby cucumbers. I got -- I really went for it. I made a brine. I put these crystallize things that keep them crunchy in there. -Oh, my God. You´re so sweet! -I vacuum-sealed it. I have a video, just real quick, just an eight-second video. That´s me getting it. That´s garlic. That´s the jar. That´s the things. That´s pickles. That´s jalapeño. That´s dill. That´s distilled brine. I put a vacuum sealer, sucked it in, and there you go. [ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you. -And tell me -- I made it spicy. Do you like spicy? -Uh... -You don´t. -I love spicy. -No. Oh, my gosh. Wait. That was such a lie. -I love spicy food. -Oh, no! -I love spicy food. -There´s a pepper in here! What are we gonna do?! -Jimmy, I love spicy food! -You got to open these now! That´s the only way to fight the spice. You got to open them now! -Oh, my God, okay! -No, I just did them. I canned them on the -- Does anyone here know how to make refrigerator pickles? Ugh! Where are people that are crafty? Come on! Quest, you must know how to make refrigerator pickles. -Ah... -Okay, look, look. -I love spicy food, Jimmy. -Oh, no, you don´t. But I´m writing -- ´cause "Tell Me You Love Me" is the name of the album. So I just wrote -- Thank you, sir. I just wrote -- I wrote "love" on that pepper right there. [ Audience awws ] This is my love pickle for you. [ Laughter ] My love -- no. No, pickles! Cut that out. Love pickles. Love pickles. Pickled pepper. A pack of love -- pack of pickled peppers for you. And, you know, maybe take them out. If anyone has any advice online and tell us to de-spice them, maybe what you can do is soak them in water. -Okay. -I don´t know, man. But, anyways, I heard that you like pickles. -Thank you. This is so sweet. I love them. Aww. -Oh, yeah. You´re like, "Thank you. I´ll never eat them. Thank you." [ Laughter ] -I will, when they´re ready on the 16th. -No, the 16th was a couple days ago. -Oh. [ Laughter ] -They´re ready to go. It´s gonna be a year from now. "Thank you for that cheese you got me."