(Ian) SHUT UP!!!

We start the party out best of friends

And you think the fun never ends

We used to be tight like brothers

By the end, you want to murder each other

Go!

Remind me again, what the hell's your name?

No one put "Samus" in the title of your game.

Nice skin tight suit

Where is your pole?

Might make more dough

Without a camel toe

Blonde hair and blue eyes don't

Detract from your true size.

Like Iggy Iz without skills or class

But you'll never be a rapper with a flat-ass ass

My ass may be flat

But don't get caught up on that!

You need an outfit switch, bitch

You're looking nerdy and fat

I'm feeling sexually harrassed

By the brown streak on your ass!

Blast your ass back to the 80s

When you were relevant last

(laughs)

No one's gonna admit, but it's plain to see

You got only in the game

'Cause you give the best down B

Your fighting's weak and your moves are sh*t

Players only choose you to stare at your tits

This ain't a beauty pageant

Ain't playing with dolls

It's about time to taste these

Mega Man balls!

We start the party out best of friends

And you think the fun never ends.

We used to be tight like brothers.

By the end, you want to murder each other.

Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Murder each other

Murder each other

Mur-Mur-Murder each other

By-By-By the end, you wanna murder each other

Mu-Mu-Murder each other

Mu-Mu-Murder each other

Go!

Look at your cute face, man, I can't fight you.

Your game's stupid simple

Only little kids like you.

How can I fight someone I just wanna hug?

Now, run along kid and go catch a bug.

Let's get this over quick.

I'm dirty--need a bath

Filled with all your blood

After I murder your ass.

I'll start at the top

I hear the scalp tastes nice

Don't worry, blue eyes

I'll just try a little slice.

Then after your head

Down to your fingers

Gobble them up, don't worry, I won't linger.

Using my scissors on your scrotum and balls

Snip, snippy, snip until a blood river falls.

I love the fresh smell of blood on the grass

Can't run away 'cause I'm way too fast

I'll light you on fire and drench you in gas

I'll take a rusty knife

And shove it deep inside your ass.

(screaming)

(voice-over) Defeated.

Whoo-hoo!

I'm the king, this is my kingdom, so show respect

'Cause you look to me like

Some stupid Tron reject.

Oops, I leaked a video to TMZ last night

Of you making love

To your arm cannon fleshlight

No, no!

Look up "sell out" in the dictionary

And see Mario

Got your face on everything just like a

Nintendo-ho

Keep copies of your game in the bathroom

For when I need to wipe.

Peach always gets kidnapped

Because you're too busy

Plumbing Luigi's pipe.

You try to roll hard

Like your name is Donkey Kong

But through your girly-ass tights

We can see your tiny dong

We've been fighting for years

Don't need another player.

Go run along with SEGA

And be another failure.

You're a pedo-stached preeny pussy

Plumbing f*cking prick

On the roster, you're the reject

That no one ever picks

It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick

Sorry!

Your princess is in another castle

Sucking my ****

We start the party out best of friends

And you think the fun never ends.

We used to be tight like brothers.

By the end, you want to murder each other.

We start the party out best of friends.

And you think the fun never ends.

We used to be tight like brothers

By the end, you want to murder each other.

(Anthony) Hey, guys, thank you so much for watching.

If you guys like the new Smash Brothers as much as we do,

you should definitely check out our new show on Smosh Games.

It's all about Smash Brothers and it's fricking awesome.

Click the video on the right to bathe in the glory of Smash!

Oh god, Jesus! What's happening?

- There's many things happening. - I'm being butt slammed.

Whoa-ho-ho, you butt-slammed through the course.

(Anthony) And if you wanna see bloopers for this video

and this...

(groaning)

(Anthony) ..click the video on the left.

And if you want to get the song on iTunes, all you have to do

is click that little album art right there.

We start the party out best of friends

And you think the fun doesn't end

We used to be tight like brothers

By the end, you wanna murder each other

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