字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Hey, Ed. What's happening? It's a little early birthday gift for you. Oh, wow. Just what effort you went to. That's from right on the lot, Pequito Mas. [LAUGHS] It was easy. Thank you so much. That's so nice of you. You're welcome. This is my birthday gift? [LAUGHTER] It is, from me. Yeah. I hope you get something else. Yeah. [LAUGHS] OK. I couldn't give you the house. Yeah, I'm waiting for your house. I wanted to-- Ellen wanted to buy my house a few years ago for Porsche. Yes. So her birthday is next week. So maybe-- [LAUGHTER] My wife would kill me. Really? You don't even use it! You're not even there. I do. I use it a little bit. It's a tiny little house, and it's a great house. And I'm envious. I'm not envious that often, but I'm envious of this house. Well, I was going through your book backstage on your homes. Yeah. You're doing OK. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] That's a beautiful book. Yes. And that home, if I owned it, would be in that book. Can you imagine? [LAUGHTER] Yes. I would add it to my book. So thank you for the birthday gift. And-- I have to say, I'm a little insecure today, because normally-- I've been on the show a number of times, and I've always had some funny things that happened to me that were said in a way, but funny. Do you know-- OK. If you didn't know this-- so Brittany Spears goes up to him in an airport and says, "Can I get a picture?" And he just thinks she's some girl that wants a picture. [LAUGHTER] So he takes the picture, and this goes viral. It goes-- and he has no idea who she is. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] I mean, look at-- he's thrilled. Look at his face. He is absolutely-- And so the next day, my manager sent me this and said, "There's 53,000 likes." I said, "Who is it?" [LAUGHTER] First of all, I didn't even know what likes was. He had to tell me what it was. He said, "That's Brittany Spears." I said, "Oh my God." But anyway, there was-- I have a similar story. OK. And that was some years ago, I went to my favorite Italian restaurant in the evening, and it was getting dark. And I recognized a friend of mine who was sitting out front with his wife, and there was a kid sitting next to him with his wife, I assumed. But I couldn't see them well. It was getting dark, and I sat down. And the kid that I thought I knew, but wasn't sure, it was a black kid, and he was talking on a cell phone. So I'm now talking to my other friend, and he says, "Ed, would you say hello to my brother? He's a huge fan, and he wants to say--" now I hate this, because you don't know who you're talking to. And I said, "Yeah, sure. I'll say hello." So I get the phone, I said, "Hi." "Hi, Mr. O'Neill. Oh my God, I love your work." And I said, "Thank you, thank you very much." "Yes, and I hope you're successful in everything you try to do. And I really watch." I said, "Thank you very much, thank you. Listen, I got to go now. See you." And I hand the phone back to the kid. And he gives me kind of a funny look like, "That was weird." And my friend says, "So, Randy, what are you going to do-- you're going out of town next week?" And I go, "Randy? Randy Jackson." It was Michael Jackson. [AUDIENCE GROANS] Yeah, got to go, Michael. Don't-- [LAUGHTER] Not, "I love your work." Not "Geez, haven't you had a wonderful career?" Just, "Yeah, hey, you know, I got to go." [LAUGHTER] Wow. That was-- Yeah, no, that's sad. [LAUGHTER] That's a sad story. I mean, it is-- you're right. You have sad and funny stories. It's a mixture. Yeah. And then I had another one too. Who? I went to Sarah Hyland's birthday party, and this beautiful young woman came up to me. Now when I go to these things, I don't look at people closely. It's sort of-- it's a bit overwhelming if there's a lot of people there you don't know. Some celebrities. And so this woman came up to me and said, "Hi," again. "Nice to meet you." And I would say, "Hi, yes. Nice to meet you." And I know she's famous, but I can't place her. It's "You want a selfie? Let's do a selfie." I said, "Sure." So I do, and then I text my daughter Sophia, because she tells me-- Who that was. --who that was. And I said, "I desperately need to know a name, so that when I leave and say the name." Yeah. "Wonderful to meet you." And so I don't know if you have the picture. [LAUGHTER] And she said, "I'm having you committed." [LAUGHTER] So you really didn't recognize Taylor Swift? No. No. I mean, again, I only see them when they're performing, you know? Yes. So when you see them in the backyard-- Yeah. I wasn't-- I thought it's a pretty girl, but I-- Yeah. You see, I'm-- and again, it's old. I'm getting old. No, it's not old. I do-- no. And I think it's just we meet a lot of people, and I'm sure you get the same thing. Like people go, "Ellen!" And I don't know if they're, "Ellen!" because they know me, or "Ellen!" because they're fans. And so I go, "Oh, hey!" And I don't know that balance of how to say, "Hey, I know you," or "I don't." Well, I did say "Nice to meet you, Taylor," when I-- Yes. --left the party.