Good afternoon, class

Students: Good afternoon, Madam Hooch

Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon

Welcome to your first flying lesson

Well, what are you waiting for?

Everyone step up to the left side of their broom stick

Come on now, hurry up!

Stick your right hand over the broom and say "up"

Students: Up!

Harry: Wow!

Draco: Up

With feel!

Students: Up!

Ron: Up!

[Broom hitting Ron]

[Harry laughing]

Ron: Shut up, Harry

Now, once you've got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it

And grip it tight

You don't want to be sliding off the end

When I blow my whistle

I want each of you to kick off from the ground hard

Keep your brooms steady, hover for a moment, then lean forward slightly

And touch back down

On my whistle: three, two

[Whistle blowing]

Madam Hooch: Mr. Longbottom

Neville, what are you doing?

[Stuttering] Mr. Longbottom!

Come back down this instant!

Mr. Longbot-

[Robe ripping]

[Neville hitting ground]

Everyone out of the way!

Oh dear, it's a broken wrist

Everyone's to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing

Understand?

If I see a single broom in the air

The one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say "quidditch"

Did you see his face?

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze

He'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass

[Students laughing]

Give it here Malfoy

No. I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find

How about on the roof?

What's the matter, Potter?

Bit beyond your reach?

Harry, no way

You heard what Madam Hooch said

Besides, you don't even know how to fly!

What an idiot

Give it here, Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your broom!

Is that so?

Have it your way then

Harry Potter

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