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Tell us a little bit about yourself. Well. I'm sorry. I'm really nervous. [I] can tell that's okay take your time
Well, I came couple years ago, and I got told to get a singing teacher and [who] told you [that]
David yeah
Is that like a kind of sensible thing? I'd say he was it stated quite harshly
Yeah, really
[well], how old were you when you said [that] to you?
12
whoa
Yeah, Boo-boo. Well I'm shocked
So presumably for the last couple of years you've been working with the teacher, and [you're] feeling more confident now. Yeah, yeah
You need a little sip of water or something. We saw David David and [hooray] [for] that
Too late intro. Oh, buddy, you going to be nice now. What is the other night? [what] did the others say?
They were right nice. Well, then why was that. I was saying. I was the mean one
Yes, give me nice one here
[all] right, we're here to support. You girls a good luck if your [child] baby, girl. Oh
Thank you
Come on dog into it
I
Heard the ones and see you can call
David played and it pleased the Lord
Choose all the music
goes like this
God above all
I can never block it out of dude somebody
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Kyle
You stood up they put your heart and soul on the line are we all felt it and we were all [there] with you that
Was Brilliant [you]?
Know this just shows you kyle when someone grinds you down and says you're not good enough
You come back, and you come back and look them in the eye you go. I am good enough
I thought it was really good
Oh, God, and you know what you've gone with real pasta, and I was all about
Oh darling. Good luck okay excellent
Well, I'm at that age [now] all my friends [are] getting married and married people forget
How horrible it is being single they love to call me and complain about their coupling problems?
Always get you're so lucky being single
[I] get home my [wife] just starts nagging nag nag nag up like I have to nag myself I
Get home like what time do I call this?
Why don't I ever do the dishes?
Sometimes I think I don't appreciate myself I
Haven't always been a comedian. I did some weird jobs. I used to clean houses, and I'll admit. I was [tempted] to steal I
Didn't feel good the bible says thou shalt not steal, but nowhere does it say thou shalt not swap
I took a stereo [lefter] Walkman took a plasma screen left an etch-A-sketch
[I]
Weapon should I am from Africa? I moved here ten years ago, and immediately I moved here
I heard a lot of British people talking about the
Financial crisis the Recession I'm from Africa. What are you maniacs talking about?
You call that a crisis if that's a crisis ways unit
Where is [Born] [oh] I?
Have not seen one same the uk concert
You can tell me it's a financial crisis when their planes flying over Birmingham tossing fish and chips
It will be a financial crisis when their ads on television seeing this chap has to walk five miles a day
to get a bottle of WKD blue
And 100% [you] have got a financial crisis with India starts opening hole centers here
Can you imagine subprogram Mumbai closes back ends up talking [to] a brummie?
Thank you so much
Yeah
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Tell me a little bit about you guys. How you met well?
we've met dancing cause you've been dancing together to about five yeah, but discreet came together because I've got scoliosis, so
Sorry, what is that?
Slowly it is like a curvature of the spine right?
My want like that because it's more common to like have an accident and get it, but I was born with it
So I have to have surgery soon and after surgery we have [stunts]
So this is like my last chance because I've always wanted to do [I'm] serious. Yeah, you can't [amaze] [the] [ant] [ascator] [guys] Eddie
Thank you, really
Good luck
that way
Is a motion like [how] a single word can make a heart?
me
[oh], Klaus
David well, I was absolutely stunning performance obviously when you told us about story rule
Hoping and praying it would be fantastic
But it's so far exceeded all our expectations [the] beautiful story about friendship [Anna] and a stunning performance
Yeah, absolutely
And your friendship and strength together is just fantastic. It's lovely to watch and it was an amazing job [pretty]
Alicia I
Mean I have so much admiration for you girls right now
I can't tell you and just seeing how [you] all come together with this
Beautiful friendship that you've got and when you're passionate about something I could not imagine not being able to ever do that again
I
Really couldn't and you know and that's that's what we all well
why we all live for the sort of things that we love to do it really touched me and so much, so I'm going to
Okay, oh
Thanks, I
Know what if we have something?
Sound of that [alright], we look forward to your act. Good luck so do it now. Yes
It's lovely Camellia will my name is Matt. What's your name brilliant [ass] enough now?
I've only got like a minute to show you what [I] can do so ladies and gentleman
I'd like to perform a trick but before I do my trick I'm going to propose a toast
[I] want to take cheers to everybody so when I say cheers everybody in the audience shout
Perfect amazing [now] because I've only got a minute
I'm going to give this a big [build-up] in the hope that everyone claps really loudly and then all the ladies take off their bras
And throw them in my face
destructor look at it eerily shy
laughter try ladies and gentlemen Senor Senor de La
Ba Ba Ba ba Ba
Sadly [Evans's] Magic
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couple of to show good
[and] [I'm] fine
Bro-bro, oh
like that
Maybe gentlemen everybody fears
Thank you. Thanks
Lady David Brilliant way to present a Magic trick
good I
Love when people push jokes as far as they possibly can go until they almost break. It was very funny very entertaining
It was pretty well done. Thank you, Amanda. Yeah
It was sort of silly how tommy cooper used to do you know you're so distracted by you clowning and messing [about] that
We're not paying attention to what you're actually doing so therefore. It's even more magical. I really love you
I think you're charming. I think you're funny, and you're kind of old school with a twist
Which is absolutely perfectly Britain's got talent well done
I gotta be honest with you matthew. You know when you start with that voice. I thought it's going to be really annoying
But actually you are brilliant. [I] mean [really] really funny
And how do you 30 volume is thankful okay? I'm surprised you haven't had a break get matthew because really [likable] and now
You've just got something about you your energy. This is what we look [for] on these shows people have got star quality
I've just got bidding about you
[we're] going to take the boat baby on another horse. [I'm] going to show you the [home]
Hey
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I wasn't expected now obviously we're lovely so much. I thought was going to be
Really funny Google [overturn] it look the after next time a new senate we study [for] years old and for some reason
It hasn't been given to break yeah now and so we just wanted to be
Probably really good really good really go
Love it
Yes, that's a good one. [yeah], come on