Cupid you're a real mean guy.

I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly.

Stupid Cupid.

I'm in love and it's a crying shame.

Stupid Cupid--

Happy Valentine's Day, my little chalky hearts.

I made you all cards.

Ooh, mine says I get a thousand kisses.

Give me some sugar, Momma!

Mm, mm, mm, mm 1,000.

Don't short me, woman!

Louise, read your card now.

I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day.

It's an invented holiday, you know.

Read it!

Fine, fine-- it's the same as Gene's card.

Here come your kisses.

Eh, Gene can have them.

Hell, yes!

And here's your card, my little Valentina.

[grumbling] Oh no.

Oh wow.

[groans]

Tina, was that your stomach?

Yes.

We may have had a little friendly leftover

chili eating contest last night, which I won.

Tina dominated.

It was like watching barf in reverse.

Well, you look a little pale, Tina.

Are you sure you don't want to stay home?

No, anything can happen today, because today

is a day all about love.

And nothing can stop love.

[grumbling] Oh my god, oh my god!

That's right, Tina.

Nothing stopped me from buying your father a box of chocolates

from a kid in the parking lot.

Thanks, Lin.

I got you something really nice as well.

- Really? - Yeah.

Can I have it now?

You have to wait until a little later.

Is that OK?

Oh my god, I can't freaking wait.

Oops, oops, oops, this opened.

Mm-- [spits]

Dark chocolate, so dry, so bitter.

Why!

Nom, nom, nom-- [spits] Walnuts!

Just be normal, dammit!